Sarky takes sNarah out on a date!

sNarah · 28-11-2010 11:49pm #1

I won a date with Sarky!

So firstly, Nesters: Where should he take me!?

Ghost Train · 29-11-2010 12:04am

poor guy :P

how about a picnic

magicianz · 29-11-2010 12:04am

A glue factory.....:3

Squarewave · 29-11-2010 12:29am

The moors!

Fago! · 29-11-2010 1:35am

WHAT!!!!!!!?????

Sarky · 29-11-2010 3:18am

Cork Butter Museum never fails with the ladies.

:cool:

Matt Holck · 29-11-2010 4:23am

I edited someone's love song with an avalanche breakdown
but was unable to post it back to them
so I guess Snarah and Sarky can have it

I wonder if we actually love each other.

I lay on my floor thinking about you, listening to moronic Love songs,
I like how they sound.

Sitting in my truck, I see you were right
why love? There's no point, and all heartache.

Why fear? Just jump, but don't open your eyes.
Go blindly. Trust for just once.

Would you wish my heart distant and cold as you?

Chorus:
All alone in a world,
full of controlling emotions.
It beats at you, as thought the wind would fling you off your course.
You wish and hope to hold your own and follow the path of your heart

too many heartbreaks, I'll walk no paths that will destroy me.

I'll follow my steady heart over the whirl running through my mind.

Female:
I'll follow my heart and be led to your arms for this night.
Even if it ends with tears . I want to chance it, for you.

Male:
I'll give you what you want. a place where love is scarce and sparse.

Female: I never give them what they want, and risk my heart in the process.

Chorus:
All alone in a world,
full of controlling emotions.
It beats at you, as thought the wind would fling you off your course.
You wish and hope to hold your own and follow the path of your heart

Male:
No I won't give it to you. realize I am worth the risk.
I am coming over to tell you are important to me.

Female:
Come, don't give me what I wanted before the fight.
I give into you. hold me in your arms. all I want is you.

Male & Female:
I want you to know I have way too much love in me.
I've been used and beaten. I'm all out of tears.
I can't cry anymore,
and if I do
i want you to be there and hold me.
I love you and I never want to let you go.
I hope you know
and that you feel
the same.

I was doing crosswords

I was doing crosswords

http://forum.memorialbeachmusic.com/index.php?topic=118.0

lil'bug · 29-11-2010 1:09pm

ooooh I hope he takes you to the Zoo

i love the zoo i do

Sarky · 29-11-2010 1:58pm

Thanks, but I'd rather boogie on down to the sound of my own screams of agony as someone slowly flenses the skin from my face.

Star Lord · 29-11-2010 2:42pm

Sarky wrote: »

Thanks, but I'd rather boogie on down to the sound of my own screams of agony as someone slowly flenses the skin from my face.

That's a bit kinky for a first date, but I'm sure sNarah knew what she was letting herself in for!

Nevyn · 29-11-2010 3:53pm

National lilbrary to the WB YEATs exhibit with all the stuff on him fannying about with magic and the occult and invadine Maud Gonne's dreams and have the snip so he could persue tantra while in his 60s.

Then into the national musem to view the bog bodies, inbetween ye could lob a glitter bomb over the railing into the entrance of the Dáil.

Sarky · 29-11-2010 4:05pm

So Yeats was a sh*tty writer AND a loopy crackpot. I never would have guessed.

Matt Holck · 29-11-2010 6:59pm

wait! I have a plan

Fago! · 29-11-2010 7:58pm

So I sez to Maple, I sez......................

Sarky never took me out on a date

Shiminay · 29-11-2010 8:24pm

sNarah - just so you know, Sarky doesn't put out on his first date, he puts in...

Sarky · 29-11-2010 8:58pm

Fago! wrote: »

So I sez to Maple, I sez......................
Sarky never took me out on a date

I went on lots of dates with you! You may not have noticed me, I was hiding in a bush. But Surely you knew something was up when the bush followed you to the cinema and started eating your popcorn?

Fago! · 29-11-2010 9:43pm

I thought it was a hairy cinema worker! Well was I good on dates? Was I charming?

Star Lord · 29-11-2010 10:36pm

I resorted to buying myself one of those "RealSarky" dolls.

sNarah · 02-12-2010 12:57am

It was very disappointing.

Fago! · 02-12-2010 1:03am

GodDAMN you Sarky!!! it's no wonder you're single after 55 years on this earth!!

What did he do wrong sNarah?

Sarky · 02-12-2010 2:42am

That was tonight?

I thought tonight was "Make mulled wine and watch comedy all night" night.

Oh well.

sNarah · 02-12-2010 3:08pm

Jah!

So there I was, waiting outside Dicey's, in my prettiest, shortest dress... And then I got robbed, and a freak followed me around and then I fell in the snow, and now my knee hurts and I have a scrape on my face, and then I started crying, so a homeless person gave me a sip of his coffee but I don't think it was coffee because after that sip, I started feeling all funny... And the world seemed like a much prettier place but now I woke up this mornin, in a sweat and feeling all uneasy and my face and my knee hurt

Nerin · 02-12-2010 3:14pm

sNarah wrote: »

Jah!

So there I was, waiting outside Dicey's, in my prettiest, shortest dress... And then I got robbed, and a freak followed me around and then I fell in the snow, and now my knee hurts and I have a scrape on my face, and then I started crying, so a homeless person gave me a sip of his coffee but I don't think it was coffee because after that sip, I started feeling all funny... And the world seemed like a much prettier place but now I woke up this mornin, in a sweat and feeling all uneasy and my face and my knee hurt

Funny, thats how all my dates with Sarky go, but with more itching and a weird feeling of being wrapped in tentacles

sNarah · 02-12-2010 3:35pm

Nerin wrote: »

Funny, thats how all my dates with Sarky go, but with more itching and a weird feeling of being wrapped in tentacles

So do you know where I can get some more of that coffee-that-isn't-really-coffee stuff?!? I needz it.

Sarky · 02-12-2010 4:07pm

sNarah wrote: »

So do you know where I can get some more of that coffee-that-isn't-really-coffee stuff?!? I needz it.

You should totally come around for mulled wine night.

sNarah · 02-12-2010 4:29pm

Ah darn, I had my crocheting night planned already, what a pity...

Squarewave · 02-12-2010 5:19pm

You do crochet..? Make me a crochet Ewok!

Squarewave · 02-12-2010 5:21pm

He has a cocktail stick spear! HAHAHAHA!!!

Squarewave · 02-12-2010 5:22pm

I wonder if he hunts cocktail sausages...

That would be the cutest thing..

James T Kirk · 05-12-2010 3:10am

The Sex Cauldron

Capt'n Midnight · 05-12-2010 3:51am

it's not where you are taken

it's that you are taken back again afterwards

Sarky · 14-12-2010 2:28am

She hasn't called since.

*sniff*

Jim · 14-12-2010 2:31am

Take lots of pics

Fago! · 14-12-2010 9:54pm

Sarky wrote: »

She hasn't called since.

*sniff*

That's because you dont have a phone.

Sarky · 14-12-2010 11:42pm

That's hardly the point. My faith in womankind has been dashed against a wall and the remains violated with a Chris de Burgh CD.

lil'bug · 15-12-2010 12:06am

Sarky wrote: »

That's hardly the point. My faith in womankind has been dashed against a wall and the remains violated with a Chris de Burgh CD.

maybe if you asked her in for coffee she would have rang

Fago! · 15-12-2010 1:49am

lil'bug wrote: »

maybe if you asked her in for coffee she would have rang

Sarky isn't sure what coffee is.

sNarah · 16-12-2010 8:34pm

Sarky wrote: »

She hasn't called since.

*sniff*

I thought my smoke signals were pretty clear tbh... Jeeeez... Take a hint huh!

Sarky · 17-12-2010 1:12pm

Smoke signals? In this weather?

I'm as much a fan of subtlety as the next guy, but come on now, that's stretching things.

Matt Holck · 17-12-2010 9:13pm

Sarky takes sNarah out on a date!

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