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joes girls · 11-06-2009 3:21pm

niceirishfella has red high heels and wears them when at home like slippers

colrow · 11-06-2009 4:01pm

jgs dead jealous, cos she wants to wear em when she stars in the pantomine "Pussy in Boots"

staker · 11-06-2009 4:02pm

colrow lost the house in kerry:ran up a plastic quarter-mill in Hamburg

colrow · 11-06-2009 4:05pm

porker mistook a tube of superglue for his vaseline now he's permanentlty stuck up a pigs arse

JerryHandbag · 11-06-2009 4:10pm

colrow has the largest collection of earwax in all the land

niceirishfella · 11-06-2009 8:37pm

Jerry Hand Bag used to work for Louis Vitton before he was relieved of his duties for swinging his handbag.

colrow · 11-06-2009 9:29pm

oxymoron is 3 euros short of a knob end

niceirishfella · 11-06-2009 10:13pm

Colrow lives in a fantasyland only he thinks exist.

joes girls · 11-06-2009 10:30pm

niceirishfella won the lotto as has made plans to buy all of colrows tea pots....:p

niceirishfella · 11-06-2009 11:20pm

JGS has shares in Anglo Orish Bank cos he fancies himself as a banker when infact hes a ******

staker · 11-06-2009 11:21pm

jg's and NIF know each other's gender lol:pac::pac:

joes girls · 11-06-2009 11:28pm

niceirishfella wrote: »

JGS has shares in Anglo Orish Bank cos he fancies himself as a banker when infact hes a ******

might **** someone but so not a ******.......dont have the bits to be one....:p:p:p

niceirishfella · 11-06-2009 11:53pm

JGS has no balls,zero balls, nada ballaros.........but does like a bit of teabagging.

joes girls · 11-06-2009 11:56pm

eh hello its suppose to be a lie....:p:p:p

niceirishfella · 11-06-2009 11:57pm

JGS is a world chamion sheep sheerer and ball breaker and moaner.

Capt'n Midnight · 12-06-2009 1:24am

Is a nice Irish fella.

Jesus Wept · 12-06-2009 1:26am

blows goats

Matt Holck · 12-06-2009 2:41am

will never be the big boss

Jesus Wept · 12-06-2009 2:44am

had sex with the boss

Capt'n Midnight · 12-06-2009 3:10am

Is Bruce Springsteins love child.

Jesus Wept · 12-06-2009 3:33am

was born in the usa

larchielads · 12-06-2009 3:45am

the rigger directs, produces and stars in old people midget donkey lovin porn

smoke.me.a.kipper · 12-06-2009 3:56am

is posting from Geneva, while having a smoke outside a lecture hall before being one of the speakers at a conference on the importance of nano technology in Pot Noodles.

larchielads · 12-06-2009 4:11am

if smokemeakipper could smoke a kipper,how much kipper could smokemeakipper smoke if smokemeakipper could smoke kipper??? not a lot i heard. he's only an apprentice at it anyways infact he doesnt smoke at all which is a shame cos smokemeakipper is the best user name in the world and if ye dont believe me just ask smokemeakipper1 cos he's goin mad he didnt come up wit that name first. now theres rumours goin around that smokemeakipper's user name is on ebay his name to be sold to the highest bidder. heard real madrid put in a world record bid!!!

daftdave · 12-06-2009 4:18am

larchielads - you see he sells sea shells on the sea shore but the sea shells that he sells are not sea shore shells

larchielads · 12-06-2009 4:21am

daftdave is in love wit his monkey from the ads. they fell in love after a night on the "tiles". now they plan to elope and raise a family

colrow · 12-06-2009 6:42am

ll is not a tree hugging left wing loonie, he's the prototype far right wing promoter of binging sharia law to eyreland

Maccattack · 12-06-2009 7:03am

Colrow is a GREAT GREAT man.

colrow · 12-06-2009 8:50am

macattack was co-editor of the Oxford English Dictionary, introducing new words such as macmuffin (having oral sex with steve jobs)

joes girls · 12-06-2009 8:59am

colrow is the most sexy thing in the nest!!!!!!!!

colrow · 12-06-2009 9:02am

Look JG's you're supposed to tell lies on here not the truth

she ain't got a clue typical dumb blonde

joes girls · 12-06-2009 9:22am

is still only 20 years old........

niceirishfella · 12-06-2009 9:38am

JGS has a real bad dose of some venarial disease.

colrow · 12-06-2009 9:41am

nif is an acronym for nancy indian fettler

joes girls · 12-06-2009 9:43am

colrow has 6 toes on one foot and 4 on the other.....

colrow · 12-06-2009 9:44am

joes girls knows what to put behind her ears to attract mens

her ankles

joes girls · 12-06-2009 10:35am

colrow knows im a good girl......

colrow · 12-06-2009 10:47am

I have absolutley no interest in jgs at all except as fwends

joes girls · 12-06-2009 10:50am

is sittin in the corner now huggin himself and havin a good cry......

niceirishfella · 12-06-2009 2:06pm

JGS frequently has sex with stray animals, shouting "if its got a heartbeat, i'll do it"

meditraitor · 12-06-2009 2:09pm

niceirishfella is a first cousin of Joseph Fritzel.

niceirishfella · 12-06-2009 2:15pm

Med touches young boys and tells them they'll get into trouble if they tell anyone.

Matt Holck · 12-06-2009 2:41pm

nicefella steals your pies than predates them claiming he cooked them the night before

niceirishfella · 12-06-2009 4:00pm

Matt watches porn on his microwave, don't ask how he does it, but he does.

dvpower · 12-06-2009 4:04pm

niceirishfella knows how he does it, because he does it too.

niceirishfella · 12-06-2009 4:07pm

dvpower- is the last surviving member of the gang which were gunned down selling ganga in Talla.

*giggles* · 12-06-2009 8:31pm

niceirishfella is a synonym for a fierce itch;)

dougee19 · 12-06-2009 8:34pm

giggles can subtract 1 from 1million

*giggles* · 12-06-2009 8:37pm

Why yes, yes I can. And I can do so much more than that;)

joes girls · 13-06-2009 10:40am

giggles....hate all the cake...........

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