What Did You Call....

Degag · 16-09-2020 10:07pm #1

... yer mickey when you were a wee wan

McGinniesta · 16-09-2020 10:13pm

I don't see pecker, nudger or mickey on the list

Seamai · 16-09-2020 10:15pm

Private

McGinniesta · 16-09-2020 10:15pm

I dont see flute, shaft or John Thomas on the list either.

This is wholly unacceptable and is a pile of my todger

obi604 · 16-09-2020 10:17pm

Where is the option of; Thomasheen Sean Rua.

Timberrrrrrrr · 16-09-2020 10:18pm

I called mine DeGag(ger)

McGinniesta · 16-09-2020 10:18pm

obi604 wrote: »

Where is the the option of; Thomasheen Sean Rua.

He of the purple headed warrior tribe.

Hand in Your Pants · 16-09-2020 10:38pm

The Lad

My penil is long

Oh so long

JohnnyFlash · 16-09-2020 10:45pm

Me wavin.

PARlance · 17-09-2020 12:11am

Sharpener

AllForIt · 17-09-2020 12:30am

Other

Beanntraigheach · 17-09-2020 12:34am

Membrum Virile

bobbyy gee · 17-09-2020 12:48am

The killer
The exterminator
Lady scarer
Mt everest

Church on Tuesday · 17-09-2020 1:08am

Cock

Willy.

Kylta · 17-09-2020 10:30am

Trouble.
The prick was always getting me into trouble, it never done what it was told, it stood up when it wasn't suppose too, I be excited others would be embrassed. When I'd p!ss sometimes it was artistic, I done better art work than banksy. And when it meets its match the adorable seductive pussy, well then its over, because cock has found its drug.
Yeah trouble is its name, me and it has got into many adventure over my lifetime, it has made me a man and a wanker simultaneously at times. Oh, sorry I gotta got I feel trouble rising

ohnonotgmail · 17-09-2020 10:40am

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.