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Most miserable and grim towns and villages in Ireland

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    dh1985 wrote: »
    Terrible call. Lovely little coastal village.

    I disagree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Some people can argue whats a sh¡thole to you could be paradise to me. It all depends on your wants and needs. If you feel happier and content living in a little village our town so be it. Not a lot of people like living in big cities


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭Xertz


    DUBLIN
    biggest sh*thole in Ireland.

    And here come the stick boot into Dublin or Cork anti urban / or anti rural posts ...

    /end of thread.

    Personally, I don’t see much difference between Irish towns and the mixture of towns in say Western France also you’ve a LOT of run down towns in parts of England when you get away from the population density and popular showcase areas with big volumes of tourism. Try some of the coastal seaside resorts up around the north of England for places that have had their day.

    We do have a different history to many of or neighbours and economic prosperity came later.

    That story isn’t all that different in say Norway or Iceland though, both of which weren’t very well off at all until relatively more recently and I think we do have a big influence from North American and other “new world” philosophies about development in the mix too. So things can look a bit more utilitarian or brash at times.

    I wouldn’t write off Irish towns though as universally grim. Many of them are very nice. They’re different in the sense they’re often very colourful and vibrant and I think we have our own aesthetic which isn’t one to be written off. Ireland is not Italy, France or Spain. We don’t have grand renaissance architecture. We have some decent stuff though here and there and the cities, low key as they are, are generally fairly pleasant and nice.

    I think we can also naval gaze a lot and declare ourselves a kip when we aren’t. I always find Ireland more impressive when I’ve been away for a few months. You come back and it can be quite surprising how it feels clean, tidy, bright and stuff feels high quality.

    When you’re here for months in the drizzle you notice the every crack in the pavement.

    The other thing I have noticed, living in both France and Spain is when the sunshine goes away, a lot of the towns take on a grim, damp stone miserable vibe for the winter. Irish towns and houses are definitely built for wet weather and look much more cheerful in drizzle. It’s the same in Scandinavia / Nordic regions too. The houses are bright and cheery.

    I know when I spent some time up in Iceland a French colleague of mine was complaining that everything was made out of painted corrugated steel. They tend to historically clad buildings with steel and paint things bright colours. She thought it was tacky. I thought it was just how they do things in Iceland. It works. It’s warm and it reflects the history of the place and the resources they had and I quite liked it. It’s very bright and cheerful. Reykjavik isn’t going to look like Paris or Nice, but if it did it would be a very boring world.

    Different places are ... different. They all have their charm though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭LuasSimon


    Since manufacturing in this country shut down or moved to Dublin only it has taken the heart out of many towns and the decent young people emmigrate or go to Dublin to live.
    Any town that has a traveller population which is many seem to be dangerous places to frequest. Tipperary town, Mountrath, Longford & Tuam be up there with some of the Wexford hotspots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,512 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    But even p*ss poor parts of Italy and other countries have beautiful old villages.

    We excel at uglifying some of our towns and villages it has to be said. Acres of really sh1t looking pvc windows and doors, faux concrete Classical columns and pediments around doors.
    Awful gerry built attic conversions sprouting out of rooftops. There have been really pretty 19th pub fronts and shopfronts hacked away to conform to smooth plastered or pebble dashed pvc glazed blandness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭dh1985


    I disagree

    A bustling affluent village ten minutes from the centre of galway city that's served by train and bus routes with several nice pubs and restaurants. As well as a top quality park and excellent golf course.
    High standards you possess


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    I grew up in a small West of Ireland town, and am a regular visitor back to Ireland, especially during the summer months. My own town wouldn't even be a particularly awful one, by the admittedly low standards it would be compared against.

    It's the whole package of small town Irish life that fills me with horror. The lack of ambition inherent in a decision to live in one of these awful places. The nosiness, the resentment, the jealousy that emerges as your mind starts to warp during to lack of intellectual and cultural stimulation. The boarded up shops and pubs, the decay, the fading signs, the empty butcher, the sadness. Gormless looking men standing in a pub door sharing a rollie cigarette. Fat-arsed women wearing a O'Neills tracksuit pushing a trolley around the local Supervalu while two peanut-headed children follow her around. The Wrangler bootcut jeans, Superdry jackets, and checked shirts. The acceptance of 3rd world levels of dental hygiene amongst the populace. The pints of cider while playing pool in a ran down pub on a Tuesday night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,561 ✭✭✭✭Calahonda52


    Masala wrote: »
    Borrisokane.....and when you exit the town you realize that you will be ruining your new set of tyres soon as the road surfaces are so bad that it knock off you4 tracking.

    The road surface has been fixed so as they have a nice welcome for the new residents who have made a wonderful cultural contribution to the village

    “I can’t pay my staff or mortgage with instagram likes”.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,561 ✭✭✭✭Calahonda52


    dh1985 wrote: »
    A bustling affluent village ten minutes from the centre of galway city that's served by train and bus routes with several nice pubs and restaurants. As well as a top quality park and excellent golf course.
    High standards you possess
    i think you meant
    A bustling effluent village

    “I can’t pay my staff or mortgage with instagram likes”.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,239 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Rathmore, Co Kerry.

    Millstreet, Co Cork.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    dh1985 wrote: »
    A bustling affluent village ten minutes from the centre of galway city that's served by train and bus routes with several nice pubs and restaurants. As well as a top quality park and excellent golf course.
    High standards you possess

    Why are you so disappointed in my dislike for oranmore, on a side note i can't stand galway city either, limerick city and county is a much more interesting and place to visit and socialise in, I've worked in both long term over the years and i find galway a little backward and stuck in a time warp, just my opinion though, you can continue to like oranmore without my liking for it, my high standards are not for you to question or approve of, i dont mind that your opinion is different to mine


  • Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭StefanFal


    Dundalk. Dangerous depression ****hole. Full of knackers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭Xertz


    We excel at uglifying some of our towns and villages it has to be said. Acres of really sh1t looking pvc windows and doors, faux concrete Classical columns and pediments around doors.
    Awful gerry built attic conversions sprouting out of rooftops. There have been really pretty 19th pub fronts and shopfronts hacked away to conform to smooth plastered or pebble dashed pvc glazed blandness.

    Try a typical village in the West of France. Lovely little core of a historic street or two in some cases and a love affair with ugly, usually white, pvc clad roller shutters that are kept closed most of the time, giving the place a look of being closed down with tumble weed rolling through.

    In contrast, most Irish villages feel open and alive, even the ones with relatively slow economies. There’s usually some mad quirky cafe and a pub even if they’re tiny.

    I think people are just pointing at particularly run down dumps of towns, which are unfortunately, a feature of every country I’ve ever been in and tend to be places people have moved away from, for obvious reasons.

    There are equally plenty of small, vibrant ambitious places full of life in Ireland too.

    I just find we have a tendency to go into “only in Ireland” mode and also comparisons between London and some half dead depressed hamlet someone escaped. That doesn’t mean every town and village in Ireland is like that. It’s just someone’s experience of leaving a one horse town, a subject of endless coming of age stories, novels, films and songs from all over the world.

    There are Hicksvilles everywhere!



  • Registered Users Posts: 331 ✭✭All that fandango


    Ballyhaunis. Absolute dive. Also find Ballina town centre really ghastly. Go out towards the quays on the way to Enniscrone though and its like a different town altogether. Really nice and picturesque.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,512 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Millstreet, Co Cork.

    Still going on about a song contest they staged back in the 1990s. Natives are somewhat cold compared to others in the region like Newmarket.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭I see sheep


    I grew up in a small West of Ireland town, and am a regular visitor back to Ireland, especially during the summer months. My own town wouldn't even be a particularly awful one, by the admittedly low standards it would be compared against.

    It's the whole package of small town Irish life that fills me with horror. The lack of ambition inherent in a decision to live in one of these awful places. The nosiness, the resentment, the jealousy that emerges as your mind starts to warp during to lack of intellectual and cultural stimulation. The boarded up shops and pubs, the decay, the fading signs, the empty butcher, the sadness. Gormless looking men standing in a pub door sharing a rollie cigarette. Fat-arsed women wearing a O'Neills tracksuit pushing a trolley around the local Supervalu while two peanut-headed children follow her around. The Wrangler bootcut jeans, Superdry jackets, and checked shirts. The acceptance of 3rd world levels of dental hygiene amongst the populace. The pints of cider while playing pool in a ran down pub on a Tuesday night.

    Moycullen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    But even p*ss poor parts of Italy and other countries have beautiful old villages.
    We must have been just extremely underdeveloped compared to every other European country. Scotland also has lovely villages, I have been to many nice ones there around the borders.

    I think it's the Irish fondness for building once off houses. Villages could have nice little, tastefully built developments around them rather than massive houses on an acre with 5 bedrooms and 3 people living in them.
    In the UK there's little or none of this carry on. Drive down around West Clare and beautiful countryside is ruined by once off houses dotted higgledy-piggledy around the landscape with people having to drive everywhere,even to pick up a loaf of bread or litre of milk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Two Killimor travellers got married and had the reception in the local shoebox of a chipper. I'm not making that up.

    Capture.png

    Tasty food in that chipper so thats one good point about killimor.

    The ethnic minority have the place ruined though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Humberto Salazar


    Clara Co Offaly. Grim.


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  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Clara Co Offaly. Grim.

    Shane Lowry broke free of the vice somehow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Humberto Salazar


    Shane Lowry broke free of the vice somehow.

    The posters are still up. For forty eight hours after he won, the town was alive though that's true. But the circus passed through quick enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Clara Co Offaly. Grim.

    They used to have a kind of street market there every Sunday, most of the stuff on sale was rumoured to be stolen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭flazio


    Rathkeale, County Limerick. Close the thread here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    They used to have a kind of street market there every Sunday, most of the stuff on sale was rumoured to be stolen.

    I believe the word rumoured is superfluous here


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭PCeeeee


    The pints of cider while playing pool in a ran down pub on a Tuesday night.

    I would pay a quite considerable sum to be back drinking cider while playing pool in a run down pub next Tuesday.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Spencer Brown


    Winner.

    Youghal is absolutely ****e, I live 20 mins away and haven't visited in more than 20 years. Macroom as well, a soulless dump, can't wait til the bypass is finished so I can avoid it on my way to Kerry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭smelly sock


    Kilcock - Kildare
    Castledermot - Kildare
    Enfield - Meath


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭furiousox


    I do a fair bit of driving with my job and Strokestown always struck me as a bit sad and run down when I passed through it.
    Nice wide main street but nearly everything in it is closed and boarded up.

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,047 ✭✭✭Truckermal


    Mohill Co. Leitrim and Granard Co. Longford are still stuck in 1960 then Longford town is just a horrible place. It was a much better town twenty years ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭smelly sock


    furiousox wrote: »
    I do a fair bit of driving with my job and Strokestown always struck me as a bit sad and run down when I passed through it.
    Nice wide main street but nearly everything in it is closed and boarded up.

    Its strikes me as the type of kip where a lot of clerical sexual abuse took place.


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  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Moycullen?

    Parody account.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm a Dub. I lived in Navan for 10 years and found it immensely depressing. Just something about it.
    I now live on the Dublin side of Drogheda, a few minutes from the beach, a few minutes from the M1, a great train service to Dublin, close to the Airport. All of that aside (of maybe because of it) there is a completely different atmosphere in Drogheda to Navan yet they're only 25 minutes apart. Far more upbeat, less squinting windows and "where did you come from?? I was a blow in in Navan, it was very clannish. In Drogheda nobody cares who you are, where you're from ... and I like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭Tork


    They used to have a kind of street market there every Sunday, most of the stuff on sale was rumoured to be stolen.

    The market was still going strong a few months ago when I drove past it. It isn't in the town though - it's a few miles out. Perhaps so that its shadier patrons can make a quick getaway? :pac:

    Abbeyleix got mentioned in this thread and I'm not sure why. It's an estate town and those tend to be nicer than other villages and towns.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    I grew up in a small West of Ireland town, and am a regular visitor back to Ireland, especially during the summer months. My own town wouldn't even be a particularly awful one, by the admittedly low standards it would be compared against.

    It's the whole package of small town Irish life that fills me with horror. The lack of ambition inherent in a decision to live in one of these awful places. The nosiness, the resentment, the jealousy that emerges as your mind starts to warp during to lack of intellectual and cultural stimulation. The boarded up shops and pubs, the decay, the fading signs, the empty butcher, the sadness. Gormless looking men standing in a pub door sharing a rollie cigarette. Fat-arsed women wearing a O'Neills tracksuit pushing a trolley around the local Supervalu while two peanut-headed children follow her around. The Wrangler bootcut jeans, Superdry jackets, and checked shirts. The acceptance of 3rd world levels of dental hygiene amongst the populace. The pints of cider while playing pool in a ran down pub on a Tuesday night.

    That's a bit harsh. You're describing a minority of country people there, and those descriptions ring true for cities too. Lots of good and interesting people living in small towns and villages.


  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm a Dub. I lived in Navan for 10 years and found it immensely depressing. Just something about it.
    I now live on the Dublin side of Drogheda, a few minutes from the beach, a few minutes from the M1, a great train service to Dublin, close to the Airport. All of that aside (of maybe because of it) there is a completely different atmosphere in Drogheda to Navan. Far more upbeat, less squinting windows and "where did you come from?? I was a blow in in Navan, it was very clannish. In Drogheda nobody cares... and I like that.

    Is Drogheda not full of knacker wars at the minute?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Blanch
    Tallaght
    Clondalkin
    Coolock
    Balbriggan
    Ballyfermot
    Killbarrack
    Ballymun
    Finglas


  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's a bit harsh. You're describing a minority of country people there, and those descriptions ring true for cities too. Lots of good and interesting people living in small towns and villages.

    It’s been a joke account for years here that runs down anything Irish. I wouldn’t pay any attention.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,145 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    I've driven through Ferns once or twice, always got a weird feel about the place.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is Drogheda not full of knacker wars at the minute?


    I'm on the good side of it :D....... and even they've gone quiet at the moment. They've been there for decades, a small sector, you've just got to get on with it, its a good town , almost a suburb of Dublin now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    beertons wrote: »
    I've driven through Ferns once or twice, always got a weird feel about the place.

    Well if you keep stopping off in that well known dogging area, what do you expect?


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  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]





    I'm on the good side of it :D....... and even they've gone quiet at the moment. They've been there for decades, a small sector, you've just got to get on with it, its a good town , almost a suburb of Dublin now.

    Dundalk is nearly a suburb at this stage. I’d always said I’d never live north of the Dublin Galway line but Drogheda is one I’d look at these days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Lundstram


    Portarlington and Mountmellick are places you wouldn't live if given a free house.

    Edenderry (wtf is with the awful roads there?)

    Killala in Mayo is weirdly depressing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Borris-in-Ossory

    Bus Eireann used to always stop there for a break on their Dublin Limerick route.

    A god forsaken place.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    tastyt wrote: »
    Blanch
    Tallaght
    Clondalkin
    Coolock
    Balbriggan
    Ballyfermot
    Killbarrack
    Ballymun
    Finglas

    What is this, a pick n mix?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    Ah these things always lead to parochial rubbish.....
    but having said that......



    Glanmire....kip...

    Well as someone who has Glanmire in my address and I am the fifth generation of my family to have lived there I feel I must come to it's defence. When I was young Glanmire and Riverstown were two distinct villages a mile apart, Riverstown always had a bit of a rougher reputation but due to geography (Glanmire proper had nowhere to expand) it's grown huge sucking any bit of life out of Glanmire, I remember when it had 3 shops and 3 pubs, even Glanmire post office is now in Riverstown.
    Most of the people living in Riverstown will tell you they live in Glanmire, in fact I hear the name Riverstown rarely being used these days.
    True there is little in Glanmire proper but you have to admit that the view of it from the road near the entrance to the Vienna Woods hotel with the river , steep wooded hills and church steeple is one of the prettiest villagescapes in the country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,476 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    tastyt wrote: »
    Blanch
    Tallaght
    Clondalkin
    Coolock
    Balbriggan
    Ballyfermot
    Killbarrack
    Ballymun
    Finglas

    Can only speak for Tallaght and Clondalkin as I'm most familiar with them but there is plenty of good points to both. Lots of good shops, restaurants, pubs, parks, access to the city etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Seamai wrote: »
    Well as someone who has Glanmire in my address and I am the fifth generation of my family to have lived there I feel I must come to it's defence. When I was young Glanmire and Riverstown were two distinct villages a mile apart, Riverstown always had a bit of a rougher reputation but due to geography (Glanmire proper had nowhere to expand) it's grown huge sucking any bit of life out of Glanmire, I remember when it had 3 shops and 3 pubs, even Glanmire post office is now in Riverstown.
    Most of the people living in Riverstown will tell you they live in Glanmire, in fact I hear the name Riverstown rarely being used these days.
    True there is little in Glanmire proper but you have to admit that the view of it from the road near the entrance to the Vienna Woods hotel with the river , steep wooded hills and church steeple is one of the prettiest villagescapes in the country.

    Nope..it's a kip...and full of some of the vilest people I have ever met...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    Nope..it's a kip...and full of some of the vilest people I have ever met...

    That's Riverstown, you've obviously never met me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Dwarf.Shortage


    Youghal is absolutely ****e, I live 20 mins away and haven't visited in more than 20 years. Macroom as well, a soulless dump, can't wait til the bypass is finished so I can avoid it on my way to Kerry.

    How do you know so?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Spencer Brown


    How do you know so?

    Because unless they levelled the place in the meantime it won't have improved :pac:


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