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Lost Child

MonkieSocks · 2021-03-24 18:22:27

My small grandson got lost in the shopping center.... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grandpa" The guard smiles then asked, "What's he like?" The boy hesitated for a moment then replies, "Jameson whiskey and women with big knockers"

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24-03-2021 7:22pm

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MonkieSocks

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My small grandson got lost in the shopping center....

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa"

The guard smiles then asked, "What's he like?"

The boy hesitated for a moment then replies,

"Jameson whiskey and women with big knockers"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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