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09-03-2021 8:33pm #1

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Liveline thread from 9/3/2020.

Usual rules etc. (Especially no speculation about presenters).

zell12 · 09-03-2021 8:48pm

zell12 · 09-03-2021 8:51pm

Joe: "Archie may not be Dollymount Strand White"
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glenfieldman · 09-03-2021 9:27pm

Dollymount Strand White" would be a great name for a new shade of paint or perhaps to describe a consignment of cocaine that was ecologically processed so was a more sandy shade of white than the standard chemically treated type.

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 9:44pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Liveline thread from 9/3/2020.

Usual rules etc. (Especially no speculation about presenters).

i know dat gif is fake because dare's ho "TH" in dat.

09-03-2021 9:56pm

How does Joe use de voice command system in de Jag, cos it requires diction to be consistent which is not one of his strengths, so to speak.

Eg, when I want to enter my underground car park I press de button on de steering wheel whilst saying "iPhone Gate Park" which causes de gate to open. One has to say it about de same way each time whether dat do be in a Doobalin or a Cark accent etc.

Joe would not often be able to enter his home 'cos he's be shoutin "eye phowen gay perk" some daze, "Oye fone gate pa'" udder daze, and de system would rarely be able to comprehend.

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 10:01pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Tempted to go rooting for the Brendan Grace meme But It might get me carded.

I'm not familiar with dat wan caller.......

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 10:02pm

I'm listening back now and following de thread Lahv so to speak. Wat's de Kilkenny Elvis doin' on about it? And wat's dis about him and charities?

ford fiesta · 09-03-2021 10:03pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

i know dat gif is fake because dare's ho "TH" in dat.

no sign of Philip in that pic

or maybe Philip has already "doyed"

Uncharted · 09-03-2021 10:08pm

ford fiesta wrote: »

no sign of Philip in that pic

Kate strategically blocking " Uncle Andy " from the young 'uns I see :pac:

Uncharted · 09-03-2021 10:09pm

zell12 wrote: »

Joe: "Archie may not be Dollymount Strand White"

Whoopi Goldberg alive and well

sligojoek · 09-03-2021 10:29pm

ford fiesta wrote: »

no sign of Philip in that pic

or maybe Philip has already "doyed"

Boiucher Hayes??

sligojoek · 09-03-2021 10:29pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm not familiar with dat wan caller.......

PM on the way

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 10:37pm

Who do deeze laydeez be so to speak? Asking for a friend..........

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 10:39pm

sligojoek wrote: »

PM on the way

TYFYS.

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 10:40pm

Megan MERKEL
Joe reading a buke written by a pathologist - I'm shocked!
We don't pedal conspiracy theories on dis programme - lol
Someone said Joe sees himself as Irish Piers Morgan, hopefully they'll go the same way and Joe will "resign" :rolleyes: tomorrow
A "Rile" follower
COLOURED :pac:
Followed 3 mins later "we don't say coloured anymore, we say dark" :pac::pac::pac::pac:: DAT'S NOT VERY FOCKING WOKE JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALIEN Eglinton????? He's some muppet.
Court-tesssy :rolleyes:
Joe wit a "hilarious" Davy Stockbrokers joke. He's such a muppet, he really can't help himself at times I feel.
2 Sov'rins wurth
2 Ginnys
Megan MERKEL - AGAIN
Jaysus de way he says "RILE"
"****-tress"
"Wat way will de baby look?":pac:
John Lennon, Versace, our 'Arry - all gunned down by gun-totin' Yanks.
"Thank YOU for calling Joe" :rolleyes: Caller-driven show.
Joe sounding very worried at the price of weddings
"Everyone in Ireland is Dollymount Strand white in the main":eek::rolleyes::pac:
Lashed it into them!
Fertility....babies....
Caroline Flack - he who can't be named's friend..........
"EXCUSE ME WHILE I'M TALKING!" :pac:
he's a waste of space, a money grabbing repulsive human being
Prince Andrew comments shut down by Herr Duffy
"dja tink dare nuts?"
Loopers!
HOW DARE THEY!!!!!
"Have you ever lived in the UK?" WTF?
De laydeez arguing are Karens

Only got to 42mins as I had a pressing matter to attend to so to speak. I'll finish it later or perhaps tomorrow.

But basically, today's show was basically an Irish millionaire discussing a staged chat between an American billionaire and a Canadian millionaire who married a millionaire Royal.

#ManOfDePeeple

Atlantic Dawn · 09-03-2021 10:41pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Who do deeze laydeez be so to speak? Asking for a friend..........

Made In Chelsea, I did a reverse image search so to speak on it, handy little inovation.

https://www.famousfix.com/post/made-in-chelsea-20241727

Sir Oxman · 09-03-2021 10:45pm

As a caller said today, 'My bootiful Harry'

goose2005 · 09-03-2021 10:46pm

obviously RTE only broadcast it so that Virgin Media couldn't get it, typical dog in the manger stuff

Jeff2 · 09-03-2021 11:17pm

Someone in RTE reading these threads.

Jordan 199 posted about they should play the sex pistols God save the queen at the end.

That's exactly what they did on prime time.

09-03-2021 11:32pm

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 11:35pm

Sir Oxman wrote: »

As a caller said today, 'My bootiful Harry'

Yes I did comment to the boss herself last night that I bet Oprah won’t ask ‘Arry about the time he dressed up as a Nazi. Wouldn’t suit de narrative and dat.

ButtersSuki · 09-03-2021 11:36pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I be will have nightmares now tonight after seeing dat.

Uncharted · 09-03-2021 11:49pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I be will have nightmares now tonight after seeing dat.

Brindin O Cardell playing the mandolin in the corner, multi-tasking sez I

09-03-2021 11:58pm

Uncharted wrote: »

Brindin O Cardell playing the mandolin in the corner, multi-tasking sez I

Dat does be Doc Savage, caller.

Uncharted · 10-03-2021 12:04am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dat does be Doc Savage, caller.

I NO DAT !!! I NO DAT !!!

Expunge that comment Cat :pac:

10-03-2021 12:05am

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Frisky Froyday

Uncharted · 10-03-2021 12:08am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Noooo Cat !

Why !!!

In the words of the man himself...... "You bad bad bastard " :pac:

Nipple clamps were obviously turned up to level 8 there.

10-03-2021 12:12am

Uncharted wrote: »

Noooo Cat !

Why !!!

In the words of the man himself...... "You bad bad bastard " :pac:

Nipple clamps were obviously turned up to level 8 there.

It was very hot in dat tent so I had to remove a layer or two.

Atlantic Dawn · 10-03-2021 2:11am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It was very hot in dat tent so I had to remove a layer or two.

I've been trying to read his lips in the gif so to speak, does he say show, Joe, low or blow?

steinbock123 · 10-03-2021 2:13am

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
(De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

Atlantic Dawn · 10-03-2021 2:21am

steinbock123 wrote: »

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
(De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

Ronan's Lexus was supplied by Ben Dunne so to speak...
https://amp.independent.ie/lifestyle/the-man-who-made-ronan-c-famous-26239076.html

Jordan 199 · 10-03-2021 5:24am

Lexus - the Japanese Mercedes.

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 6:02am

Jordan 199 wrote: »

Lexus - the Japanese Mercedes.

A-ha!

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 6:05am

steinbock123 wrote: »

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
(De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

He’s not.

Tubs also was a Lexus Beand Ambassador, and Kat-Trinne Thomas was an Audi Brand Ambassador but is now a Volvo wan so to speak.dare duz be udders too.

Free cars for the stars!

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 6:18am

Deleted User wrote: »

How do you know dis was taken at a FunnyFryday?
Is it:

De bang a You-Rhine
An RTÉ family member has just won a prize
No-one is laughing
Joe is wearing de red velour waistcoat
Someone just told a racist joke
Someone just did a racist impression of a person de audience has never heard of
Fungus tore de head off an audience member (not one of the RTÉ family members obviously)
The only sound is dat of tumbleweed
Joe got a producer to sign an envelope after conducting one of his scientific polls

Text “Red Waistcoat” to 51551

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 6:19am

Deleted User wrote: »

Frisky Froyday

I hope he washed his hands after dat.

10-03-2021 9:09am

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Fungus at full throttle rebuke here.

10-03-2021 9:13am

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Maybe Rambo below took inspiration...

Randy ram has fathered sextuplets, six sets of triplets and 30 twins

The Blue Texal ram has left the Teahan family in Longwood bewildered as he only produced single lambs in the first year he came to the farm in 2019

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/randy-ram-fathered-sextuplets-six-23638513

PS Catmaniac was in Texel... a hidden treasure

Dan Jaman · 10-03-2021 11:11am

steinbock123 wrote: »

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
(De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

The question of whether any brand would want to be associated with him as a brand of misery, is something too.
However, a perfect Ambassador Vehicle for joe would be a Dennis midden wagon.

10-03-2021 11:19am

steinbock123 wrote: »

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
(De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

Caller, Joe Duffy wouldn't be seen dead in a Kia.

furiousox · 10-03-2021 11:26am

Found my first posts in the liveline forum, over 10 years ago :eek:
Looks like some things never change

He's like a dog with a f..king bone... MOVE ON ALREADY! :mad
10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views

"was he a nice man?" "was he wearing a hat?" "where was he from?" etc etc etc...:eek
10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views

here we go again.. "is he a nice man?" "what height is he?" "does he wear a hat?" "does he go to mass?".....in fairness
10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views 1 Thank

Gen.Zhukov · 10-03-2021 11:51am

steinbock123 wrote: »

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days...

Back in Dec 2-19, the great one was on someone else's show and he was extolling the virtues of tech. He mentioned that he loved the way his Kuga's boot opens when he waggles his little foot under the rear bumper (very useful when loading the invoices to RTE)

He didn't go for the Evoque after the whole plugging thing didn't pan out.

golondrinas1 · 10-03-2021 12:06pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Boiucher Hayes??

Maybe he's busy setting up a gofund me page to pay for lawyers to get Pamela back where she belongs.

golondrinas1 · 10-03-2021 12:27pm

steinbock123 wrote: »

Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
(De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

Reminds me of a storey doing the rounds a few years aga . A well-known gaa person strides into his his local car dealer, puts his ambassador car keys on the table. " I see that rugby fella driving around in a much better car than mine" . Dealer hangs up the keys and says. " He's known all over the world you're just local now piss off.

Culpepper · 10-03-2021 12:31pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Only got to 42mins as I had a pressing matter to attend to so to speak. I'll finish it later or perhaps tomorrow.

Ironing yer shirt shouldn't take precedence over de Lavelahn podcast/thread

fryup · 10-03-2021 1:10pm

i presume a certain Piers Morgan will be the topic of debate at some point today?

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 1:11pm

Gen.Zhukov wrote: »

Back in Dec 2-19, the great one was on someone else's show and he was extolling the virtues of tech. He mentioned that he loved the way his Kuga's boot opens when he waggles his little foot under the rear bumper (very useful when loading the invoices to RTE)

He didn't go for the Evoque after the whole plugging thing didn't pan out.

De KooooooGaaaaaaaaa is Mrs. Duffy’s. Joe drives a black (of course) Jaguar XF.

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 1:13pm

furiousox wrote: »

Found my first posts in the liveline forum, over 10 years ago :eek:
Looks like some things never change

He's like a dog with a f..king bone... MOVE ON ALREADY! :mad
10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views

"was he a nice man?" "was he wearing a hat?" "where was he from?" etc etc etc...:eek
10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views

here we go again.. "is he a nice man?" "what height is he?" "does he wear a hat?" "does he go to mass?".....in fairness
10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views 1 Thank

Joe: go ahead furiousox, unusual name sat. And tell me, wat colour are yer sox?

Ash.J.Williams · 10-03-2021 1:21pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De KooooooGaaaaaaaaa is Mrs. Duffy’s. Joe drives a black (of course) Jaguar XF.

is tubridy a brand ambassador for vespa?

golondrinas · 10-03-2021 1:28pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De KooooooGaaaaaaaaa is Mrs. Duffy’s. Joe drives a black (of course) Jaguar XF.

The Evoque is a hairdressers car .Go for the real thing.:p

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