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What impairs Santa's judgement

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  • 25-12-2016 4:09pm
    #1
    5rtytry56
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    Santa Claus seems a very charitable old man. He seems to give quite good presents to some undeserving people.

    What do you believe affects his judgement?

    What affects Santa's judgement 12 votes

    He consumes too much alcohol.
    0% 0 votes
    He's eats WAAYYY too much.
    58% 7 votes
    Bad Diet.
    25% 3 votes
    Alzheimers
    16% 2 votes


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    Allinall
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭Allinall


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Santa Claus seems a very charitable old man. He seems to give quite good presents to some undeserving people.

    What do you believe affects his judgement?

    Reindeer meat.


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    #3
    5rtytry56
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    Santa drinks too much Original Coca Cola. Look at the Coke advertisements


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    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,308 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    I thought this was a cracker joke when I opened it.

    Oh well, here's mine.


    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


















    A stick


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    5rtytry56
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    I believe Nintendo and Hasbro show Santa misleading advertising on purpose too.


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    gramar
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    I blame the parents.


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    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Money.


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    Zirconia
    Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    Collie D wrote: »
    I thought this was a cracker joke when I opened it.

    Along the same lines:

    Q: What's brown and Sticky?

    A: A Stick

    (yes that one was on TV for the past few weeks)

    Also.....

    Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?






















    A: A Carrot!


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    MRnotlob606
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    Crystal meth


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    #10
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    gramar wrote: »
    I blame the parents.

    Remember, the Parents could have been adversely influenced by watching movies like Trainspotting. Cut them some slack.


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    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Being called SANTA when he's clearly called SANTY !


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    RobbingBandit
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    Put some heroin in the cookies, that or raindeer porn.


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    Hector Bellend
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    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Put some heroin in the cookies, that or raindeer porn.

    I find he's into the squirters. He's likes that.


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    RobbingBandit
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    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I find he's into the squirters. He's likes that.

    Bake the cookies a few minutes extra to stop the filling from squirting out. ;)


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