Save the whales

Atoms for Peace · 08-02-2019 11:03pm #1

I think it's about time we get serious on the destruction of the oceans. If the whales go extinct the human race will surely face the wrath of angry aliens.

One eyed Jack · 08-02-2019 11:06pm

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I think it's about time we get serious on the destruction of the oceans. If the whales go extinct the human race will surely face the wrath of angry aliens.

Oh dear, I thought this was another thread about fat women...

/pulls back up pants, leaves

Collie D · 08-02-2019 11:07pm

Thought it was another Brexit thread.

LifeOfBwian · 08-02-2019 11:11pm

Thought it was a cwiptocuwency twead.

Church on Tuesday · 08-02-2019 11:20pm

https://youtu.be/_-XaaTqOICU

Giveaway · 08-02-2019 11:20pm

Nuke the Whales(from orbit, its the only way to be sure)

Flyingsnowball · 08-02-2019 11:22pm

Couldn’t give a care about any animals I don’t eat.

I think a lot of men that pretend to care only do because they think girls like to hear that stuff.

Collie D · 08-02-2019 11:28pm

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

Couldn’t give a care about any animals I don’t eat.

I think a lot of men that pretend to care only do because they think girls like to hear that stuff.

Never owned a dog or known another man who does then?

Ninthlife · 08-02-2019 11:30pm

Save the whales...pffft

Do you think they'd save you? Given the chance those whales would skin you alive in a second

Bigbagofcans · 08-02-2019 11:32pm

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

Couldn’t give a care about any animals I don’t eat.

I think a lot of men that pretend to care only do because they think girls like to hear that stuff.

You are the biggest troll on Boards.

hairyslug · 08-02-2019 11:33pm

They eat penguins so as far as I'm concerned, they can go **** themselves. Dolphins too, the smart bastards.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-02-2019 11:37pm

I've been saving the whales. Nearly have a full set.

Flyingsnowball · 08-02-2019 11:42pm

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

You are the biggest troll on Boards.

I’m just telling the truth. In real life I’d play the game and do the whole dating dance where I pretend to care about whales and dogs. To be honest I see them as a hassle. I don’t want to mind them. I have better stuff to do. When the weather picks up I’ll be busy doing other stuff. I honestly think some people need dogs more than dogs need some people but I won’t go there

Bigbagofcans · 08-02-2019 11:48pm

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

I’m just telling the truth. In real life I’d play the game and do the whole dating dance where I pretend to care about whales and dogs. To be honest I see them as a hassle. I don’t want to mind them. I have better stuff to do. When the weather picks up I’ll be busy doing other stuff. I honestly think some people need dogs more than dogs need some people but I won’t go there

I'll agree with ya there. A lot of people do need dogs more than dogs need people. Especially the ones who don't get rescue animals and go for the ones that everyone will 'ooh and ahh' at.

Flyingsnowball · 08-02-2019 11:53pm

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

I'll agree with ya there. A lot of people do need dogs more than dogs need people. Especially the ones who don't get rescue animals and go for the ones that everyone will 'ooh and ahh' at.

A few months ago I pretended to like rescue animals to a girl on the England Scotland border.

Anyway she used to slag me calling it scatland. I pooped on that girls chest and whatsapped the video. She thought because I rescued dogs I was a nice guy.

Thing is rescue dogs are the only things that understand me.

Ask for the link. I double dare ye.

Bigbagofcans · 08-02-2019 11:55pm

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

A few months ago I pretended to like rescue animals to a girl on the England Scotland border.

Anyway she used to slag me calling it scatland. I pooped on that girls chest and whatsapped the video. She thought because I rescued dogs I was a nice guy.

Thing is rescue dogs are the only things that understand me.

I'm not surprised.

gozunda · 08-02-2019 11:57pm

Nah the Welsh are already overrated...

Whales on the other hand have always been a source of a good laugh....

Some jokes told by whales....

How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?

Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper?

You can't because of all the elephants.

How do you get two whales in a mini cooper?

Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge.

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?

You can hear them giggle when the lights go out.

How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?

You can't quite get the door closed.

How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?

Its It's obvious - there's a mini cooper in there

Flyingsnowball · 08-02-2019 11:58pm

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

I'm not surprised.

I hold it all together but sometimes I feel like I’m a pile of stacked marbles and if I move too fast in either direction I’ll fall apart like a pile of stacked marbles.

Bigbagofcans · 09-02-2019 12:01am

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

I hold it all together but sometimes I feel like I’m a pile of stacked marbles and if I move too fast in either direction I’ll fall apart like a pile of stacked marbles.

I feel like a pile of cans but sure look it I can keep it together!

Flyingsnowball · 09-02-2019 12:02am

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

I feel like a pile of cans but sure look it I can keep it together!

You must be tied up by a ring pull

gozunda · 09-02-2019 12:10am

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

You must be tied up by a ring pull

Yup - The six pack rings and plastic bags have been annihilating marine life for decades. The whales are well p!ssed off ...

Flyingsnowball · 09-02-2019 12:12am

gozunda wrote: »

Yup - The six pack rings and plastic bags have been annihilating marine life for decades. The whales are well p!ssed off ...

I was late for work once and seen a pigeon caught in a six pack ring pull. Just left him to it.

Atoms for Peace · 09-02-2019 12:12am

Ninthlife wrote: »

Save the whales...pffft

Do you think they'd save you? Given the chance those whales would skin you alive in a second

Watched a documentary on bbc4, humpback whales display a surprising level of altruism for other species.

Gravelly · 09-02-2019 12:13am

The 70's called, they want their campaign back.

No one gives a **** about the whales anymore, they think bigger now and get their guilt kick from global warming - whales don't cut it in this brave new world.
In another generation or two, they'll feel guilty about the impending destruction of the Milky Way.

Dr. Bre · 09-02-2019 12:14am

I’m sure you will hve a whale of a time..

Atoms for Peace · 09-02-2019 12:14am

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

I’m just telling the truth. In real life I’d play the game and do the whole dating dance where I pretend to care about whales and dogs. To be honest I see them as a hassle. I don’t want to mind them. I have better stuff to do. When the weather picks up I’ll be busy doing other stuff. I honestly think some people need dogs more than dogs need some people but I won’t go there

You'll be sorry when the aliens return and find their whale friends are gone.

Gravelly · 09-02-2019 12:19am

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

You'll be sorry when the aliens return and find their whale friends are gone.

It's ok, Kirk and the lads drop a whale back from the past just in time.

Flyingsnowball · 09-02-2019 12:19am

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

You'll be sorry when the aliens return and find their whale friends are gone.

I will tell the the whales died of wells disease. They can google it.

Church on Tuesday · 09-02-2019 12:55am

Flyingsnowball wrote: »

Couldn’t give a care about any animals I don’t eat.

I think a lot of men that pretend to care only do because they think girls like to hear that stuff.

Not really.