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Celine Dion Designs Children's Clothes..

  • 20-11-2018 5:00pm
    #1
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭


    ...and they are somewhat spooky.

    This is her advert for Celinununu; it's also quite weird (I think).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSdSFKj-hOc


    Celine arrives to save the newborns from their gender imprisonment, sprinkles rather dark looking fairy dust and lo and behold the infants are all reborn as gangsters.

    Maybe this New Order is irony? Cheer up, kids.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5TV_8PfFVAt3a-y5EkNmoENz9C8ENqckOZOozTOWPouNUIZUtVg

    What child doesn't want a Ninja crusader outfit?
    Dr_joSaX4AAFslc.jpg

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr_joSaX4AAFslc.jpg

    Or a onesie with skulls, and a matching crib blanket to chill on?
    11.14CELNIEMINI.jpg


    They're a tad bleak and Maoist, these over-priced babies garments, do you find?

    6_fw17_kids_49.jpg

    If anyone would like to see more of these delightful gothic children's clothes, here is the link -

    https://www.celinununu.com/

    tulle-dress.jpg?w=510&h=682&crop=1


    I think they look daft and dark.


Comments

  • #2
    Jerichoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    Wouldn't she be better off doing a ****tier version of other peoples designs?


  • #3
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    At first I thought the pervasive cross symbol was a religious thing - but I think it's meant to mean ''PLUS'' as in doubleplusgood? :pac:


  • #4
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Very clever. She is trying to corner a market for idiots. Wealthy idiots. Great business acumen.


  • #5
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Barking. Tremendous voice, but a veritable window-licker. :pac::pac::pac:


  • #6
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Very clever. She is trying to corner a market for idiots. Wealthy idiots. Great business acumen.

    True, good point. But they look like clothes a child might wear in a sci-fi prison camp. How odd.


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  • #7
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Bonkers, seems to be a trend with celebs and children's clothing. Still appreciate the effort in that post OP.


  • #8
    JustAYoungLad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 206 ✭✭JustAYoungLad


    Looks like streetwear scaled down to childrens size. Some look weird others look cool,

    Probably wont appeal to the common hoi polloi of afterhours though


  • #9
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,740 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    That baby in the onesie is about to do some serious ninja moves.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #10
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Barking. Tremendous voice, but a veritable window-licker. :pac::pac::pac:

    Haha :D I get so many good phrases in this place that I don't hear elsewhere - window-licker!


  • #11
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Zorya wrote: »
    Haha :D I get so many good phrases in this place that I don't hear elsewhere - window-licker!

    I thankee Squire, but that 'un actually belongs to Jeremy Clarkson. :D


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  • #12
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,535 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    JustAYoungLad wrote: »
    Looks like streetwear scaled down to childrens size. Some look weird others look cool,

    Probably wont appeal to the common hoi polloi of afterhours though


    Your attempts to replace the much-missed Aonghus (or was it Angus?) are falling short of the mark.


  • #13
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,535 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I thankee Squire, but that 'un actually belongs to Jeremy Clarkson. :D


    pretty sure it predates him.


  • #14
    LirW
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    I want that onesie for myself.


  • #15
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    People are idiots.

    Celebrities are just morons who are famous. Usually because they are morons and people buy any crap with their name on it.


  • #16
    JustAYoungLad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 206 ✭✭JustAYoungLad


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    Your attempts to replace the much-missed Aonghus (or was it Angus?) are falling short of the mark.

    Who? I dont really follow chatroom drama


  • #17
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,740 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    People are idiots.

    Celebrities are just morons who are famous. Usually because they are morons and people buy any crap with their name on it.

    Yeah but these morons are rich. I want their monies.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #18
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    That skull onesie and blanket is great.


  • #19
    JustAYoungLad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 206 ✭✭JustAYoungLad


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    People are idiots.

    Celebrities are just morons who are famous. Usually because they are morons and people buy any crap with their name on it.

    Tbh id be a millionaire idiot anyday than a bitter bedgrudger on some forum


  • #20
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,535 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    JustAYoungLad wrote: »
    Who? I dont really follow chatroom drama


    chatroom? perhaps you are not as young as you claim.


  • #21
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    That skull onesie and blanket is great.

    Maybe for you, but for your tiny little baby? I think it's quite dark for babies. Even the gothic clothes for small children.
    But the whole point of making gender neutral clothing, because it's so fashionable now, and then making them look like they are from a dystopian fantasy. Seems silly. What New Order? Why skulls? Why big idiotic looking geometric shapes? And this Plus sign everywhere. It's laughable, for sure, one could shrug it off, and who doesn't like the odd gothic number in the wardrobe, but I just find it borders on weird. Especially the video.


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  • #22
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    JustAYoungLad wrote: »
    Tbh id be a millionaire idiot anyday than a bitter bedgrudger on some forum

    Hmmm. Bitter is as bitter does....


  • #23
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »
    Yeah but these morons are rich. I want their monies.

    And they want yours.

    I reckon New Order might be looking for theirs too.


  • #24
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,866 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    JustAYoungLad wrote: »
    Who? I dont really follow chatroom drama

    IRC drama was much better.

    For the young 'uns
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat


  • #25
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,866 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Zorya wrote: »
    What New Order? Why skulls? Why big idiotic looking geometric shapes? And this Plus sign everywhere.

    I'm guessing they did some market research, tested with some focus groups and then went looking for a celeb who's been out of the limelight for a bit to stick their name on it. I wouldn't try to apply logic to it if I were you, it may lead to brain-implosion.


  • #26
    JustAYoungLad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 206 ✭✭JustAYoungLad


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    chatroom? perhaps you are not as young as you claim.

    Again i dont get it. I feel like youre some old lad conflating things nonsensically


  • #27
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,842 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Maybe Dunnes will sign her to fit in with their designers at Dunnes.


  • #28
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Before any parents buy these clothes for their kids they should really think twice.


  • #29
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Zorya wrote: »
    Maybe for you, but for your tiny little baby? I think it's quite dark for babies. Even the gothic clothes for small children.
    But the whole point of making gender neutral clothing, because it's so fashionable now, and then making them look like they are from a dystopian fantasy. Seems silly. What New Order? Why skulls? Why big idiotic looking geometric shapes? And this Plus sign everywhere. It's laughable, for sure, one could shrug it off, and who doesn't like the odd gothic number in the wardrobe, but I just find it borders on weird. Especially the video.

    Who cares about the kids. I like it. A few nightmares is a small price to pay for aesthetics.


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