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An Aardvark walks into a bar

  • 26-06-2020 7:53am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,349 ✭✭✭


    An Aardvark walks into a bar ..........

    Bartender: Can I get you a beer?
    Aardvark: Nooooooooooooo .....

    Bartender: Would you like a cider?
    Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooo .....

    Bartender: Can I get you some wine?
    Aardvark: Noooooooooooooooooo

    Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?
    Aardvark: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    Bartender    : What's all this with the long Nos?

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • #2
    Tiger20
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tiger20


    A yank on holidays in Ireland traces his last remaining living relative, a bachelor sheep farmer. He decides to take him to the local pub to celebrate, and orders 2 pints. The barman pulls the pints and says that's 1 for you and 1 for the donkey. This continues every time he orders a drink, and after witnessing the barman addressing his cousin as the donkey, he is disappointed and confronts his cousin. "Say, why do you let the barman humiliate you like that? to which the farmer replied......"He aw......he aw.......he aw ..lways calls me that!

    Sounds a bit better after a few pints, but the old ones are the best!


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