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Power Wash Virgin

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  • 06-09-2020 12:08pm
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    Logo
    Registered Users Posts: 702 ✭✭✭


    I'm forever listening to other guys power washing stuff on a Sunday morning so after turning over I decided to tackle the never-washed 2010 Nissan. With power washer in hand I was amazed I was able to get it to work and the cat is now squeaky clean. However the car looks more sad now than before I started. Some of it is shiny clean but more is half washed looking. Should I rub my cat over the car? TIA


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    antix80
    Registered Users Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭antix80


    I think your post is more suited to https://touch.boards.ie/forum/483


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    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    You've never had sex with a power washer?

    What's the matter with you?


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    Nexytus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭Nexytus


    You forgot foreplay (detergent)


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,108 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Logo wrote: »
    I'm forever listening to other guys power washing stuff on a Sunday morning so after turning over I decided to tackle the never-washed 2010 Nissan. With power washer in hand I was amazed I was able to get it to work and the cat is now squeaky clean. However the car looks more sad now than before I started. Some of it is shiny clean but more is half washed looking. Should I rub my cat over the car? TIA

    That a typo or do you just have bad aim?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,238 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    You've never had sex with a power washer?

    What's the matter with you?

    It will blow you away

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    AMKC
    Registered Users Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
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    You should rub your cat over the car lol. Can't have the cat clean and the car still dirty. Sure you can do the cat again after lol.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



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    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    You should get a cat to lick it converter


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,108 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    How does his cat go down the M50?
    MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.............

    (Yeah, I know it's an old joke, but I don't care)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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