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Drunk chocolate

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  • 18-01-2021 12:05am
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    Mrcaramelchoc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,795 ✭✭✭


    Oh my god why does chocolate taste so good when you are drunk.its amazing.

    Why does everything taste so good when you are drunk,!!.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Re Chocolate.. Sugar. Other things is likely to be Salt.

    Being stoned and getting the munchies easily beats being drunk for food tastiness.


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    Cerveza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭Cerveza


    You won’t be at that carry on when the pup is cut op.


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    EltonJohn69
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    I love chomping on a few cloves of garlic after a few beers... yum yum !!!


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    SineadSpears
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Being stoned and getting the munchies easily beats being drunk for food tastiness.

    I remember being stoned back in the day, eating about five bowl of Corn Flakes & then pukin me ring :pac:

    Getting the munchies isn't always fun lol


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    [Deleted User]
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    SineadSpears wrote: »
    I remember being stoned back in the day, eating about five bowl of Corn Flakes & then pukin me ring :pac:

    Getting the munchies isn't always fun lol

    I went through a jumbo box of gummy bears.. projectile vomit with spinning jelly bears. Not fun. Neither was finding vomit encrusted bears weeks after that night. :D


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    SineadSpears
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I went through a jumbo box of gummy bears.. projectile vomit with spinning jelly bears. Not fun. Neither was finding vomit encrusted bears weeks after that night. :D

    I wouldn't mind but I don't even like cereal.

    At that time though they tasted so cold & sweet & crunchy & magical - hence the way too many bowls of the stuff


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    [Deleted User]
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    SineadSpears wrote: »
    I wouldn't mind but I don't even like cereal.

    At that time though they tasted so cold & sweet & crunchy & magical - hence the way too many bowls of the stuff

    Ahh well.. we're all driven to madness sometimes. I watched a friend of mine go through a bag of sugar. One lick of the finger at a time, and then, emptying the bag directly into his mouth. Ugh. That left stains on the toilet. :pac::pac::pac:


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    Day Lewin
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    Stoned with chocolate is pretty good, too. Slurp, melt, lick, mmm.

    But drunk with food is nothing, compared to stoned with sex. Just saying.


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    SineadSpears
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ahh well.. we're all driven to madness sometimes. I watched a friend of mine go through a bag of sugar. One lick of the finger at a time, and then, emptying the bag directly into his mouth. Ugh. That left stains on the toilet. :pac::pac::pac:

    Was he stoned or was he on something stronger? Lol


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    SineadSpears
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    Day Lewin wrote: »
    Stoned with chocolate is pretty good, too. Slurp, melt, lick, mmm.

    But drunk with food is nothing, compared to stoned with sex. Just saying.


    Drunk + stoned sex mmm



    I'm a parent now so I'm well behaved & don't do any of those things anymore ;)


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    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Mint crisp, a packet of salt and vinegar hunky doreys with a cup of tea when you get home from a night out.


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    Wilhelm III
    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭Wilhelm III


    RacoonQueen wrote: »
    Mint crisp, a packet of salt and vinegar hunky doreys with a cup of tea when you get home from a night out.
    Jeez that's very specific!! It's been a long time since I've drank now - but I remember it being more like 'is that food?', 'what about that, is that food?', 'is this food?', 'hmmmm, well... it does look like food...' basically - anything that looked like food, was fair game!


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    French Toast
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    I remember wandering in to a Subway after a night out once.

    Best decision of my life.


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    Suckit
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    Cadburys chocolate is gone to crap. It tastes cheap and nasty. Bought some weird 4 bar box over christmas, and all the chocolate in it was like hardened powder.
    Drunk or stoned it's bad. With few exceptions.


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    PTH2009
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    Likes me an owl Twirl from time to time


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    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Likes me an owl Twirl from time to time
    Until they ruin that too...
    I like a Wispa, still good (imo).


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    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,770 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Suckit wrote: »
    Until they ruin that too...
    I like a Wispa, still good (imo).

    https://cadbury.co.za/product/cadbury-dairy-milk-whispers

    Pity they don't sell these here basically Cadburys version of Maltesers


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    JupiterKid
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    Sex whilst stoned can be an incredibly intense, hot and mind-blowing experience. Highly recommended! :cool:


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    Datacore
    Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭Datacore


    Tony's Chocolonely is becoming my go to chocolate. It’s a Dutch brand and kinda reminds me of what chocolate used to taste like before it started to being made by corporate accountants.


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