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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #1202
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    everlast75 wrote: »
    The point is to display better skill and win surely?

    Would you consider optional surgery of any kind?

    No, only the necessary kind.

    Would you consider plastic surgery ?


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    #1203
    [Deleted User]
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    73Cat wrote: »
    No, only the necessary kind.

    Would you consider plastic surgery ?

    Stainless Steel would be better

    Have you a good set of cutlery in your house?


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    #1204
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Stainless Steel would be better

    Have you a good set of cutlery in your house?

    I don't..

    What's going to be the highlight of your Saturday night?


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    #1205
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Colser wrote: »
    I don't..

    What's going to be the highlight of your Saturday night?

    When the kids go asleep and I can watch the last few episodes of Iron Fist.

    Did you cook today or is it take away?


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    #1206
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    When the kids go asleep and I can watch the last few episodes of Iron Fist.

    Did you cook today or is it take away?
    I had leftovers from a dinner from last night.

    What's the most ludicrous jazzed up job title you ever heard?


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    #1207
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    I had leftovers from a dinner from last night.

    What's the most ludicrous jazzed up job title you ever heard?

    Can't remember it exactly but glass technician for a window cleaner..that's not it but close.

    Is your fire lighting?ðŸ˜


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    #1208
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,977 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Colser wrote: »
    Can't remember it exactly but glass technician for a window cleaner..that's not it but close.

    Is your fire lighting?ðŸ˜

    Hasn't been lit in years.

    Have you cut your grass yet this year?


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    #1209
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Hasn't been lit in years.

    Have you cut your grass yet this year?

    It's cut every 2 weeks all year round..done today so I'm dandelion free.

    Do you regularly weed?


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    #1210
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    It's cut every 2 weeks all year round..done today so I'm dandelion free.

    Do you regularly weed?


    I weed quite a few times today ;)

    Did you ever have to beg a child not to open the door of a public toilet while you were mid flow?


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    #1211
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    I weed quite a few times today ;)

    Did you ever have to beg a child not to open the door of a public toilet while you were mid flow?

    Yes my own because I'm afraid to lock public toilets.

    What about pulling the curtain in a dressing room?


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    #1212
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    Yes my own because I'm afraid to lock public toilets.

    What about pulling the curtain in a dressing room?


    Oh yes, that too!

    Have you ever considered that banging your head repeatedly off the wall would be easier ?


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    #1213
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Oh yes, that too!

    Have you ever considered that banging your head repeatedly off the wall would be easier ?

    All the time..

    Would you agree that you're better off not searching your kids cars,bedrooms and phones(not that I would)�


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    #1214
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    All the time..

    Would you agree that you're better off not searching your kids cars,bedrooms and phones(not that I would)�

    I wouldn't know.

    Would you make a good Solomon to resolve disputes?


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    #1215
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I wouldn't know.

    Would you make a good Solomon to resolve disputes?

    Well I help my friends sort out problems but I'm not very diplomatic.

    What are you doing right now?


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    #1216
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Well I help my friends sort out problems but I'm not very diplomatic.

    What are you doing right now?

    I just beat some 6 year olds playing table tennis on the wii.

    Is it wrong to feel a bit smug about that?


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    #1217
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    gramar wrote: »
    I just beat some 6 year olds playing table tennis on the wii.

    Is it wrong to feel a bit smug about that?
    Definitely not. It's just playing smug, precocious kids at their own game.

    What was the last thing you haggled over?


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    #1218
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    Definitely not. It's just playing smug, precocious kids at their own game.

    What was the last thing you haggled over?

    Probably a work related discount.

    Does your haircut/style have a name?


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    #1219
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    gramar wrote: »
    Probably a work related discount.

    Does your haircut/style have a name?
    Messy bedhead look. That's on a good hair day :D

    What politician do you physically resemble the most?


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    #1220
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    Messy bedhead look. That's on a good hair day :D

    What politician do you physically resemble the most?

    Mick Wallace.

    Are you a sucker for clickbait?


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    #1221
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Mick Wallace.

    Are you a sucker for clickbait?

    Nope..too lazy to click it.

    Favourite App?


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    #1222
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Nope..too lazy to click it.

    Favourite App?

    Whatsapp probably...definitely the most useful.

    Do you have keypad sounds on?


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    #1223
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    Whatsapp probably...definitely the most useful.

    Do you have keypad sounds on?

    No, pet hate of mine hate listening yinkyyers going click clickety click.

    What's your pet hate ?


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    #1224
    Tristrams Shandied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    No, pet hate of mine hate listening yinkyyers going click clickety click.

    What's your pet hate ?
    My cat hates when I don't give in to her attention seeking demands. Like right now!!

    What's the most cheeky or clever way you got chatted up/propositioned?


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    #1225
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,977 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Tristrams Shandied wrote: »
    My cat hates when I don't give in to her attention seeking demands. Like right now!!

    What's the most cheeky or clever way you got chatted up/propositioned?

    Can't say that i ever was chatted up, but thanks for reminding me.

    Are Sunday mornings "easy", as the song suggests?


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    #1226
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Can't say that i ever was chatted up, but thanks for reminding me.

    Are Sunday mornings "easy", as the song suggests?

    This morning is so far..

    Last time you were at a beach?


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    #1227
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,977 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Colser wrote: »
    This morning is so far..

    Last time you were at a beach?

    Last Sunday.

    Any tips for making my Sunday easier?


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    #1228
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Last Sunday.

    Any tips for making my Sunday easier?

    Don't stress the small things, don't worry about the things you cannot change....And look at boobies...Boobies make everything better

    Do you concur?


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    #1229
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Last Sunday.

    Any tips for making my Sunday easier?

    Hire a maid.

    Would that help you?


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    #1230
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,977 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Colser wrote: »
    Hire a maid.

    Would that help you?

    Not sure. Think they'd want paying and I'd have to work to do that.

    Lat thing you signed up for and regret doing?


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    #1231
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Not sure. Think they'd want paying and I'd have to work to do that.

    Lat thing you signed up for and regret doing?

    Changed from Vodafone to Sky for broadband...regret it.

    Do you have sky TV package?


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