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Whats the oldest virgin you know?

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  • #52
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    anto9 wrote: »
    I am still a virgin at 62 .(not even had an anal probe ) .Whats it like ?Is it as good as they say ?

    Its very overrated and I don't care much for it, or maybe I/or my partners were just bad at it..:pac:


  • #53
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    Fags.

    A modern day, adult virgin is odd to say the least. I'd be wary of such a person and would do my utmost to not ever stand next to them.

    Yes all virgins are dangerous homosexuals.


  • #54
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    Fags.
    Ah, the mask slips. ;)


  • #55
    NomadicGray
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭NomadicGray


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    My aunt is a nun, she's 70 and probably a virgin. It's not something I could openly ask her.

    You should ask her to open up to you


  • #56
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    That's a "return to sender unopened" situation.


  • #57
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    All those movies selling us the myth that losing your virginity is a life-changing event, after which you will officially be a "man" or "woman", as if you weren't before. Porky's, American Pie, Easy A, you name it. The whole thing has been over-hyped, and I still remember my disappointment that I wasn't somehow "manlier" or taken more seriously. You're still the same person you were, before and after you pop that cork. :rolleyes:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #58
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    bnt wrote: »
    All those movies selling us the myth that losing your virginity is a life-changing event, after which you will officially be a "man" or "woman", as if you weren't before. Porky's, American Pie, Easy A, you name it. The whole thing has been over-hyped, and I still remember my disappointment that I wasn't somehow "manlier" or taken more seriously. You're still the same person you were, before and after you pop that cork. :rolleyes:
    And you can still feel nervous or excited as hell when it's the first time with a particular person, even if it isn't your first time overall.
    The age you lose it don't mean sh-t.


  • #59
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    bnt wrote: »
    All those movies selling us the myth that losing your virginity is a life-changing event, after which you will officially be a "man" or "woman", as if you weren't before. Porky's, American Pie, Easy A, you name it. The whole thing has been over-hyped, and I still remember my disappointment that I wasn't somehow "manlier" or taken more seriously. You're still the same person you were, before and after you pop that cork. :rolleyes:

    Every single major life event I've experienced thus far, has been exactly like that.


  • #60
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,591 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    The thing about "putting the work" into meeting someone is that it's bloody demoralising unless you make any sort of progress.... Personally, I find it easier to pursue interests that I enjoy as opposed to propping up a bar in the vain hope someone will find me attractive.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



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  • #61
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    The concept of virginity is a patriarchal construct designed to label women as property for use by men.

    Down with this sort of thing.


  • #62
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    ^ Right on citizen ;) :P


  • #63
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    catallus wrote: »
    The concept of virginity is a patriarchal construct designed to label women as property for use by men.

    Down with this sort of thing.
    To be fair, it did serve a primitive purpose: it was a guarantee that you weren't (a) rlddled with The Clap or (b) knocked up with some other man's foetus. :o

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #64
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    The thing about "putting the work" into meeting someone is that it's bloody demoralising unless you make any sort of progress.... Personally, I find it easier to pursue interests that I enjoy as opposed to propping up a bar in the vain hope someone will find me attractive.

    Yeah it kind of reaches a point where you just say fook it. At that stage you're probably not in the best frame of mind to meet someone anyway. You're more likely to be relaxed when you're doing an interest you enjoy.


  • #65
    Taboola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Taboola


    I know a 29 year old girl who's a virgin. Very attractive as well but she's got a bad attitude.


  • #66
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Don't know on account of me not being a weirdo who asks whether people are virgins.


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  • #67
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,591 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Yeah it kind of reaches a point where you just say fook it. At that stage you're probably not in the best frame of mind to meet someone anyway. You're more likely to be relaxed when you're doing an interest you enjoy.

    True. My interests are mainly solitary which doesn't help.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #68
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Part of my problem (except a complete lack of interest in sexual activity of any kind) is even the few times someone has been interested in me, I lack the skills to woo them, so to speak.


  • #69
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    True. My interests are mainly solitary which doesn't help.

    Try meetup.com. The best thing I ever did.


  • #70
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    The thing about "putting the work" into meeting someone is that it's bloody demoralising unless you make any sort of progress.... Personally, I find it easier to pursue interests that I enjoy as opposed to propping up a bar in the vain hope someone will find me attractive.

    Seriously, I ain't in no way a Brad Pitt lookalike but a little bit of self esteem and a thick skin goes really dam far.


  • #71
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,591 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Try meetup.com. The best thing I ever did.

    I've been to a few of them. I just found it exhausting even though everyone was really nice.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



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  • #72
    Emsloe
    Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭Emsloe


    Taboola wrote: »
    I know a 29 year old girl who's a virgin. Very attractive as well but she's got a bad attitude.

    Keeps saying no does she? Flipping cheek of her!!!


  • #73
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Taboola wrote: »
    I know a 29 year old girl who's a virgin. Very attractive as well but she's got a bad attitude.

    The fcuks her problem?


  • #74
    Taboola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Taboola


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    The fcuks her problem?

    Finds faults in everyone. Her longest relationship was 3 weeks when she was 18.


  • #75
    Merces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Merces


    Father Jack Hackett.


  • #76
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Taboola wrote: »
    Finds faults in everyone. Her longest relationship was 3 weeks when she was 18.

    Isn't that every woman?


  • #77
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    There may have been a lot of bum sex Friday night, butt the vast majority of them are technically virgins! Never thought of it that way, now did ye!

    Elton John isn't a virgin though.


  • #78
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    In Sept 2013, I was dragged..............


  • #79
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Ask anyone in priest or nun hood, they might lie about it though...


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