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A new Limerick every 5 posts

fortwilliam · 2020-02-08 16:01:08

So, As soon as a Limerik is finished, we start a new one: Each poster adds one line... There was a young girl from south Dublin......

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So, As soon as a Limerik is finished, we start a new one:
Each poster adds one line...

There was a young girl from south Dublin......

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Who found mathematics quite troublin'

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And found her maths problems a-doublin'.

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and now he’s immersed in his tea.

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There was an "old man" from Srameen...

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The end

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A wise man once said to another...

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Isn’t it ironic

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I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can.

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