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A story in six words

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  • #7652
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To waver in defeat and die


  • #7653
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Fool fell for the sucker punch.


  • #7654
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Fool fell for the sucker punch.

    He then became a nudist lecturer


  • #7655
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became a nudist lecturer

    He reassessed outings on chilly days.


  • #7656
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Fool fell for the sucker punch.

    phil hogan swears it was golf


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  • #7657
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Fool fell for the sucker punch.

    He shook hands with the devil


  • #7658
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    phil hogan swears it was golf

    "It was ****ing golf!" he said.


  • #7659
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became a nudist lecturer

    At the local all girls convent


  • #7660
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    He shook hands with the devil

    He quickly applied frozen peas afterwards.


  • #7661
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became a nudist lecturer

    After saying mass on a sunday


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  • #7662
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    At the local all girls convent

    The mother superior was not pleased


  • #7663
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He reassessed outings on chilly days.

    So Santa's sleight had no insurance


  • #7664
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    At the local all girls convent

    Sitting in isolated cell he imagined.


  • #7665
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mother superior was not pleased

    He never included her at all.


  • #7666
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He reassessed outings on chilly days.

    Frostbite of the penis. Ice lolly


  • #7667
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    So Santa's sleight had no insurance

    Suit was hot in 40c temperatures.


  • #7668
    StevenToast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Ryan Tubridy??Dainty little bugger, ya?

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • #7669
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Frostbite of the penis. Ice lolly

    Will someone lick his lolly better?


  • #7670
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It was ****ing golf!" he said.

    He could've said mass...nobody cared


  • #7671
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It was ****ing golf!" he said.

    He enjoyed the meal after thought


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  • #7672
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He quickly applied frozen peas afterwards.

    When she turned out as he


  • #7673
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    He could've said mass...nobody cared

    Crucify the git they all chanted.


  • #7674
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He quickly applied frozen peas afterwards.

    But the swelling did still remain


  • #7675
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mother superior was not pleased

    She was expecting something much bigger


  • #7676
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    But the swelling did still remain

    An old war wound, I'll pretend.


  • #7677
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    She was expecting something much bigger

    The plastic ring looked quite dull.


  • #7678
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mother superior was not pleased

    Nobody will believe her immaculate conception


  • #7679
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Nobody will believe her immaculate conception

    Why did I ever become Buddhist?


  • #7680
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sitting in isolated cell he imagined.

    A few beers and a stripper


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  • #7681
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sitting in isolated cell he imagined.

    That someday he would be governer


  • #7682
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Will someone lick his lolly better?

    Was worth removing those lower ribs.
    ...


  • #7683
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He never included her at all.

    Mother-in-laws don't go to bloody orgies


  • #7684
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Mother-in-laws don't go to bloody orgies

    No need to drive to Donegal.


  • #7685
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He never included her at all.

    Brides don't go on their honeymoon


  • #7686
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Suit was hot in 40c temperatures.

    Sign said! No clothes in sauna


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  • #7687
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Brides don't go on their honeymoon

    When finding hubby with the bridesmaid(s).


  • #7688
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    StevenToast wrote: »
    Ryan Tubridy??Dainty little bugger, ya?

    Whatever floats your boat mr toast


  • #7689
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Will someone lick his lolly better?

    Before it drips all over someone


  • #7690
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Crucify the git they all chanted.

    But phil hogan walked on water


  • #7691
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An old war wound, I'll pretend.

    Crabs was a common war ailment


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  • #7692
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The plastic ring looked quite dull.

    The artificial anus did lack colour


  • #7693
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Why did I ever become Buddhist?

    So you could marry the hamster


  • #7694
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Why did I ever become Buddhist?

    A question that travels throughout time


  • #7695
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Was worth removing those lower ribs.
    ...

    He should've sample the goods first


  • #7696
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Kylta wrote: »
    So you could marry the hamster

    But please leave shoes at door


  • #7697
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    No need to drive to Donegal.

    She awaits even has you speak


  • #7698
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    When finding hubby with the bridesmaid(s).

    Or finding hubby with the bridegroom


  • #7699
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    When finding hubby with the bridesmaid(s).

    Who happened to be his sisters


  • #7700
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    But please leave shoes at door

    If exchanged for a better pair


  • #7701
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    But please leave shoes at door

    The door has folded upon itself


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