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The Vicar Playing Golf

MonkieSocks · 2020-07-08 18:49:49

A Vicar playing a round of golf. Another golfer comes up to him and says "I don't play much but do you fancy a bet on a round, £100 for who finishes first" Vicar says "Yes, I don't play much myself, but I am not that bad, so yes I will take you on" The other golfer wins and takes the vicars £100, and says to the vicar "I…

08-07-2020 7:49pm

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MonkieSocks

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A Vicar playing a round of golf.

Another golfer comes up to him and says

"I don't play much but do you fancy a bet on a round, £100 for who finishes first"

Vicar says "Yes, I don't play much myself, but I am not that bad, so yes I will take you on"

The other golfer wins and takes the vicars £100, and says to the vicar

"I must be honest with you, I actually I teach golf, and have been playing for years, so I sort of conned you"

Vicar says "Oh thats no problem, you won it fair and square, but tell you what if you come to church on Sunday and bring your parents with you, I will marry them for nothing"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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#2 08-07-2020 7:51pm

Bubbaclaus

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I don't get it.

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#3 08-07-2020 7:54pm

Nedzer01

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He’s calling him a b@stard

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#4 08-07-2020 7:58pm

Panrich

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Nedzer01 wrote: »

He’s calling him a b@stard

So the golfer wins the bet and gets his parents marital situation fixed for nothing as well????????

The vicar is not a great strategist.

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