Does she want me?

Hammer89 · 13-06-2021 9:25pm #1

Saw this girl on Twitter. I fancied her and started following. She followed me back. When I first started following her she had stipulated 'no DMs!' in her bio, but she hadn't turned off the option.

And now in the two hours since I started following her, she has changed it to 'no nasty DMs!'.

I could be wrong - and lord knows I get these things horribly wrong from time to time - but I think she might be telling me to DM her.

Surreptitious · 13-06-2021 9:26pm

GLaDOS · 13-06-2021 9:26pm

Is she working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

colm_mcm · 13-06-2021 9:28pm

I think she’s playing hard to get.

Find out where she lives.

Hammer89 · 13-06-2021 9:28pm

GLaDOS wrote: »

Is she working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

You know I can't believe it when she says 'Don't DM me'.

Panthro · 13-06-2021 9:29pm

Well OP if that's not a crystal clear signal she wants you to send her images of your nether regions, then quite frankly I don't know what is.

biddyearley · 13-06-2021 9:30pm

But now I think it's time I live my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do

Thelonious Monk · 13-06-2021 9:32pm

she's out of your human league

colm_mcm · 13-06-2021 9:32pm

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

she's out of your human league

That much is true.

13-06-2021 9:34pm

She knows she'll find a much better place - either with or without you.

Burt Renaults · 13-06-2021 9:36pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Saw this girl on Twitter. I fancied her and started following. She followed me back. When I first started following her she had stipulated 'no DMs!' in her bio, but she hadn't turned off the option.

And now in the two hours since I started following her, she has changed it to 'no nasty DMs!'.

I could be wrong - and lord knows I get these things horribly wrong from time to time - but I think she might be telling me to DM her.

What's her follower:following ratio like? Maybe she's one of those people who follows everyone back. If she's not, then yes, she definitely wants you to drop her a bit of length, if you know what I mean. I mean she wants to have sex with you. Full sex with a woman. Sex.

biko · 13-06-2021 9:39pm

You should send nudes.

jj880 · 13-06-2021 9:39pm

looksee · 13-06-2021 9:42pm

biko wrote: »

You should send nudes.

But won't that distract her? She might prefer them to him.

Leg End Reject · 13-06-2021 9:45pm

She clearly wants Hammer Time!

You can't touch this (well DM this) is just playing hard to get.

13-06-2021 9:49pm

Sending DMs on Twitter is the gravest mistake a man can make.

ALWAYS start interacting in the threads to get a lay of the land.

13-06-2021 9:52pm

Tell her you've a load of good road frontage.

13-06-2021 9:53pm

if you have to ask then no.

she'll make it abundantly clear in her behavior if shes interested.

Tzardine · 13-06-2021 9:55pm

You should find out where she lives and ask her to help you load a couch into the back of your van.

Also, you should get a dog named Precious.

tonytiger81 · 13-06-2021 9:58pm

She’d better change it back or you will both be sorry

Burt Renaults · 13-06-2021 10:02pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Sending DMs on Twitter is the gravest mistake a man can make.

Straight away, it's a poor idea. But I literally know people who are married as a direct result of a chance DM on Twitter. If he times everything right and takes the time to suss her out, her inbox might not be the only box he'll be sliding into. If you know what I mean. Another reference to sex there. Very warm today, isn't it?

Hamsterchops · 13-06-2021 10:03pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Does she want me?

Does she want you?

Ohh, suit you sir, a young lady in a floral frock, I say is she ready, are you ready, does she want you Sir?

Do you want it? Ohh suits you Sir. Like a frightened fawn in a woodland glen, I say there, me thinks you're onto a winner my friend, legs a kimbo, jockstrap unfurled, on a freshly mown lawn with the scent of a warm fuzzy hamster, I say Sir

I think she wants you.

Suits you Sir - variation of the comedy sketch by The Fast Show

Victor · 13-06-2021 10:39pm

"Hi, can I send you a DM?"

Chances of scoring on Twitter: awfully low.

Jim2007 · 13-06-2021 11:08pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

I could be wrong - and lord knows I get these things horribly wrong from time to time - but I think she might be telling me to DM her.

It’s called the idiot filter, it enables one to quickly defect people who don’t respect people’s wishes and can’t follow simply instructions quickly.

This may come as a surprise to you, but if someone wants to contact you they will.

13-06-2021 11:16pm

Wow buddy, how clearer could she be? She's so into you that Twitter might explode with the love and raw sexual tension!

monkeysnapper · 13-06-2021 11:18pm

What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

It's very challenging

Hammer89 · 13-06-2021 11:27pm

Jim2007 wrote: »

This may come as a surprise to you, but if someone wants to contact you they will.

That's like saying 'if your girlfriend wants to marry you, she'll ask you'.

This isn't how courtship works in a lot of cases Jim. The onus is generally on the man.

13-06-2021 11:29pm

monkeysnapper wrote: »

What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

It's very challenging

I'd have thought the lads whose song lyrics are in your signature.

Followed by Doc Martens.

Following by Dangermouse.

(A DM is a private direct message on Twitter

.)

corner of hells · 13-06-2021 11:29pm

monkeysnapper wrote: »

What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

It's very challenging

Have we to explain everything?

DM , Doc Martens, she doesn't want him in her Docs , duh.

Panthro · 13-06-2021 11:35pm

monkeysnapper wrote: »

What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

It's very challenging

DM stands for Daily Mail.

Its kids of today slang. She would like to get her daily dose of male ding dong, in this case clearly its the OPs she's after.

OP, for the good of boards, neigh, the good of humanity as we know it, you simply must bump uglies with her.

tabby aspreme · 13-06-2021 11:37pm

DM, durty message

monkeysnapper · 13-06-2021 11:38pm

Lurleen wrote: »

I'd have thought the lads whose song lyrics are in your signature.

Followed by Doc Martens.

Following by Dangermouse.

(A DM is a private direct message on Twitter .)

Aagghhj thanks..... ohh yeh I didn't think about Depech mode....

Direct message ...... I thought that was a PM as in personal message ......

I can't think of any other thing that goes with PM

The chan chan man · 13-06-2021 11:38pm

Changed no DM to no nasty DM?! Wow, she’s clearly gagging for it!! You should totally go for it.

Panthro · 13-06-2021 11:41pm

The DM is her way of saying Deigo Maradona.
She wants you to play ball.

13-06-2021 11:43pm

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Aagghhj thanks..... ohh yeh I didn't think about Depech mode....

Direct message ...... I thought that was a PM as in personal message ......

I can't think of any other thing that goes with PM

Yeah it's same as a pm but I think Twitter wanted to get people referring to it with a different term to make it a Twitter thing.

Hammer89 · 13-06-2021 11:44pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

That's like saying 'if your girlfriend wants to marry you, she'll ask you'.

This isn't how courtship works in a lot of cases Jim. The onus is generally on the man.

In addition to this, women play games. Not all women, but a lot of them. If you're in a nightclub and they want to be noticed by you on the dancefloor, they'll repeatedly dance near you and bump into you. Maybe this instance is the equivalent of bumping into me on the dancefloor?

Mimon · 13-06-2021 11:46pm

♪ She want's you.... Nah, nah...nah♪

Ghost Train · 13-06-2021 11:48pm

One way love
Is just a fantasy
To share is precious
Pure and fair

13-06-2021 11:51pm

I reckon some fella she fancies followed her back and OP has got things arseways.

13-06-2021 11:58pm

Jim2007 wrote: »

It’s called the idiot filter, it enables one to quickly defect people who don’t respect people’s wishes and can’t follow simply instructions quickly.

This may come as a surprise to you, but if someone wants to contact you they will.

We can't all meet our significant others during a viewing of Red Dust at the picture house, Jim.

Purple Mountain · 14-06-2021 12:13am

Jacksie66. wrote: »

Tell her you've a load of good road frontage.

If you're interested OP, I'm fairly generous on the road frontage. 32CC to be precise.

Jim2007 · 14-06-2021 1:42am

Hammer89 wrote: »

This isn't how courtship works in a lot of cases Jim. The onus is generally on the man.

Yea, we’d like to think that… but after 50+ years I can say there are very few key decisions in a man’s life that are not at the very least strongly influenced by a woman: mother, sister, wife or girlfriend they are all excellent in moving us in the direction they want us to go….

dockysher · 14-06-2021 1:45am

Is there anything to be said for another mass?

Jim2007 · 14-06-2021 1:49am

Deleted User wrote: »

I reckon some fella she fancies followed her back and OP has got things arseways.

Of course he has, she could well be reading this thread and giggling at him. There can’t be that many women on Twitter that the DM comment in their profile to that format in the past few days….

Hammer89 · 14-06-2021 1:21pm

Jim2007 wrote: »

Yea, we’d like to think that… but after 50+ years I can say there are very few key decisions in a man’s life that are not at the very least strongly influenced by a woman: mother, sister, wife or girlfriend they are all excellent in moving us in the direction they want us to go….

That's my point Jimbo. Influence is the key word.

Housefree · 14-06-2021 1:26pm

He's the one who sent the nasty message and now thinks by her changing to 'No nasty message' she's speaking direct to him to tone it done.

vixdname · 14-06-2021 1:38pm

Go for it bro, shes obviously already wet just thinking of you, first of all though, set the scene, a few dick pics and ball bag photos is all you need to send .... then shes jelly in your hands, let us know how you get on !

ShatterAlan · 14-06-2021 2:40pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

If you're interested OP, I'm fairly generous on the road frontage. 32CC to be precise.

PM/DM sent.

Sam Quentin · 14-06-2021 2:44pm

Call her a creep and weird... that's what she would do if u changed your settings before her!?

Bobblehats · 14-06-2021 2:51pm

Approach her and ask her

sprucemoose · 14-06-2021 2:56pm

Hamsterchops wrote: »

Does she want you?

Ohh, suit you sir, a young lady in a floral frock, I say is she ready, are you ready, does she want you Sir?

Do you want it? Ohh suits you Sir. Like a frightened fawn in a woodland glen, I say there, me thinks you're onto a winner my friend, legs a kimbo, jockstrap unfurled, on a freshly mown lawn with the scent of a warm fuzzy hamster, I say Sir

I think she wants you.

Suits you Sir - variation of the comedy sketch by The Fast Show

Did she want it, sir?

The lady you were out with last-night, sir, did she want it, sir? Ooh, suit you, sir, ooh!

Sorry, sir, didn't mean a thing. Just making conversation, won't say another word. This...lady you were out with last-night, sir?

Known her long?

Yes, about four years. She's my fiancée.

Does she want it, sir?

Your fiancée, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed, sir?
Like a frightened deer in a woodland glade, sir? Cornered by the hounds, ooh!
Does she make this sort of noise, sir? Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this? Ah!

Suit you, sir.

Suit you, sir.

Does she want me?

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