Boots Roselawn

A Knight of Ireland · 23-03-2020 4:02pm #1

Just as an FYI if you have kids, Boots in Roselawn are selling dildos on the open shelves opposite the counter. Shameful. I wont be going in there again :mad:

ongarite · 23-03-2020 4:49pm

Nothing wrong with that, especially are we are self-isolating for an unknown length of time.

Caranica · 23-03-2020 4:50pm

They are not dildos they are items from the durex play range. That section of shelves is where condoms, lubricants, etc are stocked. This is the 21st century.

jim salter · 23-03-2020 4:56pm

Are they dildos or vibrators?

Stark · 23-03-2020 4:58pm

Damnit, now that you've pointed it out, there's going to be panic buying and there'll be none left by the time I get there.

punisher5112 · 23-03-2020 5:00pm

Don't bring kids into pharmacy especially with the covid19 pandemic.

A Knight of Ireland · 23-03-2020 5:00pm

Well what would you classify the Rampant Rabbit as?? https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/22/shopping.laurasmith

jim salter · 23-03-2020 5:02pm

A Knight of Ireland wrote: »

Well what would you classify the Rampant Rabbit as?? https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/22/shopping.laurasmith

Ah yeah, that'd be a vibrator, not a dildo, don't see the problem.

punisher5112 · 23-03-2020 5:39pm

Sure kids are been taught of sex etc in school....

JustAThought · 23-03-2020 5:46pm

punisher5112 wrote: »

Sure kids are been taught of sex etc in school....

Extreme thou they are sometimes I think the Mormans are onto something special with their modesty and good family values.

A Knight of Ireland · 23-03-2020 6:24pm

JustAThought wrote: »

Extreme thou they are sometimes I think the Mormans are onto something special with their modesty and good family values.

Whats their thoughts on it as a matter of information?

LorelaiG · 23-03-2020 6:28pm

Won't somebody pleeeeaaaaseeee think of the children...

FFS... grow up and stop being so prudish.

Zaph · 23-03-2020 7:35pm

JustAThought wrote: »

Extreme thou they are sometimes I think the Mormans are onto something special with their modesty and good family values.

A Knight of Ireland wrote: »

Whats their thoughts on it as a matter of information?

I knew a couple of Mormons from the States. Good guys, if you discount their extreme Republican politics. But their politics wasn't he only thing that was ultra-conservative about them. They didn't like swearing or "lewd talk" of any kind, and swiftly excused themselves at the mere mention of sex. Prudish would sum them up pretty well, my long-departed grandmother would probably have been bawdier than they were, and she was one of those old women who went to mass every day of their lives.

Caranica · 23-03-2020 7:46pm

Zaph wrote: »

I knew a couple of Mormons from the States. Good guys, if you discount their extreme Republican politics. But their politics wasn't he only thing that was ultra-conservative about them. They didn't like swearing or "lewd talk" of any kind, and swiftly excused themselves at the mere mention of sex. Prudish would sum them up pretty well, my long-departed grandmother would probably have been bawdier than they were, and she was one of those old women who went to mass every day of their lives.

Were they ever in Boots in Roselawn

Brock Turnpike · 23-03-2020 7:57pm

A Knight of Ireland wrote: »

Just as an FYI if you have kids, Boots in Roselawn are selling dildos on the open shelves opposite the counter. Shameful. I wont be going in there again :mad:

Holy crap. Who gave Maude Flanders a login!?

Zaph · 23-03-2020 11:20pm

Caranica wrote: »

Were they ever in Boots in Roselawn

Yeah, but it was years ago before they started stocking dildos.

Larbre34 · 23-03-2020 11:57pm

ongarite wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that, especially are we are self-isolating for an unknown length of time.

Dude, that cheered me up no end.

Larbre34 · 23-03-2020 11:58pm

Brock Turnpike wrote: »

Holy crap. Who gave Maude Flanders a login!?

She wouldn't complain if they were left-handed dildos.

Nijmegen · 24-03-2020 1:12pm

I'm old enough to remember people saying this about pharmacies that sold any sort of contraception, in or out of sight!

Zaph · 24-03-2020 2:37pm

Nijmegen wrote: »

I'm old enough to remember people saying this about pharmacies that sold any sort of contraception, in or out of sight!

Which means you probably also remember when the law was changed so you didn't need a prescription for condoms any more. Sure that was the beginning of the end for civilisation.

Nijmegen · 24-03-2020 3:18pm

Zaph wrote: »

Which means you probably also remember when the law was changed so you didn't need a prescription for condoms any more. Sure that was the beginning of the end for civilisation.

Hello Divorce, Bye Bye Daddy! They were all going to end up in hellfire and damnation as I recall.

Larbre34 · 24-03-2020 4:25pm

Nijmegen wrote: »

Hello Divorce, Bye Bye Daddy! They were all going to end up in hellfire and damnation as I recall.

And looks like its started. #endofdays.

I'm off to buy a dildo, and heroin, try something new.

Jacinta086 · 27-03-2020 5:59pm

This is the best thread I've ever seen on the Dublin 15 forum.
I'm in stitches.

Dublinmuppet · 27-03-2020 6:05pm

Are they in all boots as its a bit of a trek over for me

Caranica · 27-03-2020 7:16pm

Dublinmuppet wrote: »

Are they in all boots as its a bit of a trek over for me

Amazon is the way to go ðŸ˜‰ They have a secret shop with the same products much cheaper

Zaph · 27-03-2020 10:43pm

Caranica wrote: »

Amazon is the way to go &#55357;&#56841; They have a secret shop with the same products much cheaper

Didn't realise Amazon sold such filth. :eek:

Actually doesn't look that secret, I typed in vibrator and the selection that appeared would make your eyes water.

Stark · 27-03-2020 11:13pm

You can literally order a sex machine from Amazon.

Zaph · 27-03-2020 11:23pm

Stark wrote: »

You can literally order a sex machine from Amazon.

Larbre34 · 28-03-2020 2:16am

Dublinmuppet wrote: »

Are they in all boots as its a bit of a trek over for me

Only the good ones, your missus tells me.

Dublinmuppet · 28-03-2020 8:19am

Larbre34 wrote: »

Only the good ones, your missus tells me.

If you mean my hubby.....well then my marriage is more in trouble then I thoughtðŸ˜‚

Dublinmuppet · 28-03-2020 8:20am

Zaph wrote: »

Frantically googling for this machine. Anyone got a link

KGLady · 28-03-2020 11:48am

Ah lads, I'm disgusted with ye. Would ye not be considerate and support local small scale irish businesses.

SexSiopa.ie

Bezos can shove his mass retailer products

mrcheez · 28-03-2020 11:49am

KGLady wrote: »

Ah lads, I'm disgusted with ye. Would ye not be considerate and support local small scale irish businesses.

SexSiopa.ie

Bezos can shove his mass retailer products

Shove them where?

RoryMac · 28-03-2020 12:56pm

Stark wrote: »

You can literally order a sex machine from Amazon.

What would one search for on Amazon to find such a thing?

Asking for a friend ðŸ˜

Dublinmuppet · 28-03-2020 4:09pm

mrcheez wrote: »

Shove them where?

I also want to know where they are been shoved and how hard?

Dublinmuppet · 28-03-2020 4:10pm

RoryMac wrote: »

What would one search for on Amazon to find such a thing?

Asking for a friend ðŸ˜

I asked for a link and still nothing.

Stark · 28-03-2020 4:11pm

Dublinmuppet wrote: »

I asked for a link and still nothing.

Is it that hard to Google?

Wasn't even sure if you're allowed to link such a thing here.

But anyway, here you go https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8

beachhead · 28-03-2020 4:13pm

Isn't Roselawn a cemetery in the US

Dublinmuppet · 28-03-2020 4:26pm

Stark wrote: »

Is it that hard to Google?

Wasn't even sure if you're allowed to link such a thing here.

But anyway, here you go https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8

Typical it doesn’t ship to Ireland. Hope it fits in parcel motel!

Larbre34 · 29-03-2020 2:06am

beachhead wrote: »

Isn't Roselawn a cemetery in the US

It might be, but the famous one is in Belfast. Big East Belfast burial ground associated with deaths on the loyalist side during the Troubles.

1800_Ladladlad · 30-03-2020 3:49pm

Are they sellin flesh lights by any chance? Asking for a mate...

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