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I'm hungry and stuck in my room

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    #32
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    What if they eat it all I will die


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    #33
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    You could say that you had been amusing yourself (in an orgasmic manner) and that you just had a big one !


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    #34
    BlimpyBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭BlimpyBoy


    anna080 wrote: »
    Omg I can hear my mam dishing out the casserole and giving her some!!

    She's won, just accept it.

    She knew if she hung on long enough she'd get a bit of that casserole.

    She probably knows you're hiding as well.


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    anna080 wrote: »
    What if they eat it all I will die

    Or they might, depending on your cooking abilities.


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    #36
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Are you sure you really exist !

    How come nobody has come to look for you ? ? ?


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    #37
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    blinding wrote: »
    Are you sure you really exist !

    How come nobody has come to look for you ? ? ?

    That's a good question


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    #38
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Nice knowing ye


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    #39
    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    So what is the problem here?

    Your Ma's mate comes in while you're in the bathroom, stays chatting and now all of a sudden you can't leave the room to turn off the oven or check on your dinner in case you what, insult her or something?

    The things some people worry about..


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    #40
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Just go in and turn the oven off, if they look at you say, "Ah you're here, sorry been in the loo the last hour, King Kong finger job.....give it ten before you use it, thanks!"


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    #41
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    So long, anna080. I'll cherish these moments we've spent together.


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    #42
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Over and out guys. Hope she chokes on the tesco half price beef.


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    #43
    realdanbreen
    Registered Users Posts: 8,154 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    blinding wrote: »
    Have you a shotgun or a kalasnikov/armalite anywhere handy !


    I don't think she lives in Limerick.


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    #44
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    If your easy on the eye and like to be "mastered" you can come and hide in my place !

    I may even look for you once in a while !


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    #45
    Nollog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭Nollog


    BlimpyBoy wrote: »
    She's won, just accept it.

    She knew if she hung on long enough she'd get a bit of that casserole.

    She probably knows you're hiding as well.

    What if the neighbour's on her phone, reading this very thread?


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    #46
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.


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    #47
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    jester77 wrote: »
    Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.

    I agree with the OP, oul wans talk sh*te for bleedin ages and they're boring as f*ck.

    I'd hide too, let them have the casserole and get yourself a snackbox when she's gone.


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    #48
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    jester77 wrote: »
    Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.

    Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep. :)


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    #49
    daheff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭daheff


    BoJack Horseman wrote: »
    Posters are supposed to back up claims with a link.

    or Pics or GTFO :eek:


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    #50
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    anna080 wrote: »
    Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep. :)

    DONT GO!! you'll regret it instantly


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    #51
    ForstalDave
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    anna080 wrote: »
    Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep. :)

    Don't forget to mention your lesbian satanic lover roasting marshmallows on a burning bible, she will never call again


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    #52
    daheff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭daheff


    WAIT


    have you been in the toilet for the last hour???

    if you come out now, she'll think you've been sh1tting yourself (literally) for the last hour...she'll probably take one look at you visualising what you did, look at the stew.........there could be projectile vomiting...


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    #53
    H3llR4iser
    Registered Users Posts: 4,027 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    anna080 wrote: »
    Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep. :)

    Anna, as you were in the toilette, what better to emerge holding your tummy and talking about "the flu" giving you the worst diarrhea ever? Guaranteed that the hag will disappear within the next 60 seconds!


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    #54
    Autonomous Cowherd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Autonomous Cowherd


    jester77 wrote: »
    Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.

    I don't know. This kind of thing happens me often enough . I am only sociable with people i like, and introverted otherwise, as in I could not be bothered me backside spending hours yacking at the kitchen table. If I see people i dont like coming i drift off to me room and often enough end up trapped, especially if they come out and yack in tha hall :mad:


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    #55
    daheff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭daheff


    also...this is the very reason why you should have emergency rations available to you...put them in a ziplock bag in the cistern...hide some in your bedroom...in the kitchen too (you cant be too careful!!)


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    #56
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    ForstalDave wrote: »
    Don't forget to mention your lesbian satanic lover roasting marshmallows on a burning bible, she will never call again

    No way, she'd call every day for gossip to pass on at mass.

    The trick is to have no news, nothing has happened to you, everyone is healthy, you haven't heard any gossip yourself. You'll never see her again.


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    #57
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Something similar happened to me recently.

    My neighbour, who's fond of a gargle, knocked on our door at quarter past the eleven one night last week.
    I could see her silhouette in the glass panel of the front door, so I told the other half to open the door.

    I ran into the kitchen and didnt bother turning the light on.
    (I didn't want to get yapping to yer one; she's always gargled and would probably have invited herself in for a jar).


    I heard the other half talking to her and then SHE STEPPED INTO THE HALL.
    They were yapping about her keys or something; she was wondering if she could have her spare set back (she'd lost hers in some drunken stupor earlier that day and wanted the set she'd given us), and while the other half was looking for them, I could hear her NEAR THE KITCHEN DOOR.

    I thought to myself "I can't come out now. She'll think I'm a loon, standing in the kitchen in the dark."
    So I remained there until she left.

    I told myself I was a sad sad person.


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    #58
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Walk into the kitchen, on the phone saying byebyebyebyebyebye :D


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