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I'm hungry and stuck in my room

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  • 21-05-2015 4:32pm
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    retro:electro
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    So I was cooking a nice beef casserole, first time in ages since its quite a cold day today. I popped to the loo and the doorbell went, my mother answered it and it was my neighbour. Now usually if she calls which is hardly ever she will stay a max of ten minutes and leave again. The woman has been in the kitchen chatting for over an hour and all I can think about is my beef casserole burning in the oven!! I didn't bother going up and saying hello because I thought it was just a short visit, but it's not and now I can't just emerge after an hour and be like oh hey!! I can hear the oven is still on. I was thinking I could text my mam and ask her to turn off the oven but knowing her she'll go "oh who's this now oh its Anna, why is she texting me and she's in the next room" which will make me look like a bigger freak than I am right now. Wa. Help. I'm hungry.


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    [Deleted User]
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    anna080 wrote: »
    I pooped to the loo

    I'm sorry but I had to stop reading there. TMI.


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    lintdrummer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭lintdrummer


    anna080 wrote: »
    I pooped to the loo

    Tee Hee!

    Edit: Snap Whoopsadaisydoodles!


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    dont bother
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭dont bother


    eh.... just go out and turn it off and stop being so afraid of some woman in the kitchen ye mad yoke!


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    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I'm sorry but I had to stop reading there. TMI.

    Oops! Popped!


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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    PM your address, I'll create a diversion.


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    The_Pretender
    Registered Users Posts: 594 ✭✭✭The_Pretender


    Just walk in tired looking say you closed your eyes for a minute and must have dozed off.


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    BoJack Horseman
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    anna080 wrote: »
    I pooped to the loo

    Posters are supposed to back up claims with a link.


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    PM me nudes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    If you're looking for something to fill your time, you're more than welcome to PM me nudes.


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    #10
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    How about I climb out the window and come in the back door like Ive just arrived?


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    Dj Stiggie
    Registered Users Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Dj Stiggie


    You sound like a freak. Just go out, say hello, turn off the oven. Say you were busy doing something which is why you didn't say hi before now if she cares that much (which she won't)


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    zl1whqvjs75cdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭zl1whqvjs75cdy


    Just go into the kitchen for **** sake.


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    #13
    Menas
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    Strip off, rub shampoo in to your body.
    Then just walk in to the kitchen, say boo, turn the oven off and walk out again.
    There is no way, after that, she will think you are a fruitcake for staying in your room the last hour....


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    Kingp35
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kingp35


    The ultimate first world problem!


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    realdanbreen
    Registered Users Posts: 8,144 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    anna080 wrote: »
    So I was cooking a nice beef casserole, first time in ages since its quite a cold day today. I pooped to the loo and the doorbell went, my mother answered it and it was my neighbour. Now usually if she calls which is hardly ever she will stay a max of ten minutes and leave again. The woman has been in the kitchen chatting for over an hour and all I can think about is my beef casserole burning in the oven!! I didn't bother going up and saying hello because I thought it was just a short visit, but it's not and now I can't just emerge after an hour and be like oh hey!! I can hear the oven is still on. I was thinking I could text my mam and ask her to turn off the oven but knowing her she'll go "oh who's this now oh its Anna, why is she texting me and she's in the next room" which will make me look like a bigger freak than I am right now. Wa. Help. I'm hungry.

    Ring the fire brigade and tell them that your neighbours house is on fire. When she sees the engine pull up she will probably leave.


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    syklops
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    "Oh hi, I didn't know you were here"

    Easy peasy surely?


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    The Diabolical Monocle
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    block your number and call whatsherface.

    tell her you're from cooker technical support and needs to turn down the casserole, if she's as much of a moron as you say she'll buy it.


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    fleet_admiral
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    donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »
    Just go into the kitchen for **** sake.
    Yeah, bollock naked


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    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    syklops wrote: »
    "Oh hi, I didn't know you were here"

    Easy peasy surely?

    We have a tiny house. she would know I can hear her


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    The Backwards Man
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    Just say you were having a good long shìte to yourself.


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,510 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Hack into the White House and remotely take the controls of the Nuclear Football. Launch a nuke towards your house but make sure you detonate it when it's still high up in the atmosphere. It will create an EMP effect that will knock out the power in your area, therefore turning off the oven.


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    Birneybau
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    Kingp35 wrote: »
    The ultimate first world problem!

    Third world people also have neighbours.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    Third world people also have neighbours.

    They don't have casseroles though.


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    Birneybau
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    They don't have casseroles though.

    I imagine some of them do. Goat and the like.


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    #25
    The Backwards Man
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    They don't have casseroles though.

    They have stew like us common 5/8ths.


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    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Omg I can hear my mam dishing out the casserole and giving her some!!


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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Get down there and turn the place upside down! :mad:


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    #28
    [Deleted User]
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    anna080 wrote: »
    Omg I can hear my mam dishing out the casserole and giving her some!!

    Excellent. So it's not burnt. She wouldn't give it to the neighbours if it was burnt.

    Alls well that ends well.


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    Nollog
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    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    block your number and call whatsherface.

    tell her you're from cooker technical support and needs to turn down the casserole, if she's as much of a moron as you say she'll buy it.

    You could make up some lark about having a certain set of skills or whatever.


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    #30
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Have you a shotgun or a kalasnikov/armalite anywhere handy !


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    fleet_admiral
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    Burn down the gaf, quick


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