The Noccers Interview Thread

gramar · 29-03-2017 12:02pm

everlast75 wrote: »

nope - can't say that I have*

Would you buy a pastry from a deli often?

*for legal reasons

I wouldn't to be honest.

Have you ever incorporated an item of food into a sexual act?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 12:14pm

gramar wrote: »

I wouldn't to be honest.

Have you ever incorporated an item of food into a sexual act?

the way I eat, its all pretty close to a sexual act.

Are you on a "pay as you go" or a contract mobile phone?

Boom_Bap · 29-03-2017 12:16pm

everlast75 wrote: »

the way I eat, its all pretty close to a sexual act.

Are you on a "pay as you go" or a contract mobile phone?

PAYG and proud, the worst part is my provider calling me all the time trying to get me on a bill.

Do you mod your phone or just accept it as it as?

gramar · 29-03-2017 12:19pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

PAYG and proud, the worst part is my provider calling me all the time trying to get me on a bill.

Do you mod your phone or just accept it as it as?

Mod? moderate..modernise? Like pimping the phone?
I have a case for it if that's what that means.

Do you have many numbers blocked?

Boom_Bap · 29-03-2017 12:27pm

gramar wrote: »

Mod? moderate..modernise? Like pimping the phone?
I have a case for it if that's what that means.

Do you have many numbers blocked?

No blocked numbers, I just add them to my contacts with funny names so I know not to answer.

Do you answer calls from blocked caller ID's?

gramar · 29-03-2017 12:30pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

No blocked numbers, I just add them to my contacts with funny names so I know not to answer.

Do you answer calls from blocked caller ID's?

I can't. Once blocked I just get a message to say there was a call but the phone doesn't ring. They're all from call centres hawking some kind of shíte or other. I often check the number online, see what it is and then block it.

Is mine the only phone that has an alarm that doesn't ring when it's on silent?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 12:36pm

gramar wrote: »

I can't. Once blocked I just get a message to say there was a call but the phone doesn't ring. They're all from call centres hawking some kind of shíte or other. I often check the number online, see what it is and then block it.

Is mine the only phone that has an alarm that doesn't ring when it's on silent?

I'll try my phone later and get back to you.. unless my number is blocked.. in which case I can't.

Do you bring a packed lunch with you to work?

Boom_Bap · 29-03-2017 12:42pm

everlast75 wrote: »

I'll try my phone later and get back to you.. unless my number is blocked.. in which case I can't.

Do you bring a packed lunch with you to work?

Always bring a ham and cheese sandwich to work which I toast in work.

What's the best bread for a toastie?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 12:48pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Always bring a ham and cheese sandwich to work which I toast in work.

What's the best bread for a toastie?

fresh bread.

Did you say "a package of crips" when you were younger?

Lorelli! · 29-03-2017 1:10pm

everlast75 wrote: »

fresh bread.

Did you say "a package of crips" when you were younger?

No

Which tastes better, a sandwich cut in a triangle or a rectangle?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 1:12pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

No

Which tastes better, a sandwich cut in a triangle or a rectangle?

Triangle. Its science!

Would you consider yourself a careful driver?

Lorelli! · 29-03-2017 1:18pm

everlast75 wrote: »

Triangle. Its science!

Would you consider yourself a careful driver?

I'm too careful atm which is probably dangerous. My instructer said I need to get more comfortable with speed. He said I'm going to end up like a younger version of what he calls a "Sunday Granny Driver".

Are slower drivers very annoying on the road?

Boom_Bap · 29-03-2017 1:20pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'm too careful atm which is probably dangerous. My instructer said I need to get more comfortable with speed. He said I'm going to end up like a younger version of what he calls a "Sunday Granny Driver".

Are slower drivers very annoying on the road?

Yes and no, a slow driver well below the speed limit on a clear road can be.

Gears or automatic?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 1:24pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Yes and no, a slow driver well below the speed limit on a clear road can be.

Gears or automatic?

Gears but maybe an auto for the next car. Just something different

When you're in bad form, what is your food treat?

gramar · 29-03-2017 3:46pm

everlast75 wrote: »

Gears but maybe an auto for the next car. Just something different

When you're in bad form, what is your food treat?

I don't think I've ever eaten for comfort.

What's your hangover food fix?

Boom_Bap · 29-03-2017 3:49pm

gramar wrote: »

I don't think I've ever eaten for comfort.

What's your hangover food fix?

Fried eggs, Pizza and Chocolate milk, not all at the same time. Emerald sweets as well.

Should pineapple be allowed on pizza?

gramar · 29-03-2017 4:00pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Fried eggs, Pizza and Chocolate milk, not all at the same time. Emerald sweets as well.

Should pineapple be allowed on pizza?

It is on mine.

Would you put any other fruit on a pizza?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 4:01pm

gramar wrote: »

It is on mine.

Would you put any other fruit on a pizza?

Pineapple does not belong there, so you'd better believe no other fruit belongs on pizza.

When there is a delay in the reply to your question, do you worry if the one you asked was a bit sh*t?

gramar · 29-03-2017 4:03pm

everlast75 wrote: »

Pineapple does not belong there, so you'd better believe no other fruit belongs on pizza.

When there is a delay in the reply to your question, do you worry if the one you asked was a bit sh*t?

Unless you've asked 'do you have any pets?' it's not a shít question.

Speaking of pets, when's the last time you stood in doggy doo doo?

Rubberlegs · 29-03-2017 4:05pm

everlast75 wrote: »

Pineapple does not belong there, so you'd better believe no other fruit belongs on pizza.

When there is a delay in the reply to your question, do you worry if the one you asked was a bit sh*t?

No there is no such thing as a sh*t question !

Does milk make you feel sick, even just the look of it nevermind the taste?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 4:08pm

gramar wrote: »

Unless you've asked 'do you have any pets?' it's not a shít question.

Speaking of pets, when's the last time you stood in doggy doo doo?

its been a while. Those that leave their animal's waste on the ground deserve to be pelted with it.

73Cat wrote: »

No there is no such thing as a sh*t question !

Does milk make you feel sick, even just the look of it nevermind the taste?

Nope - I'm quite partial to it.

Are you happy that other than God, the only other person to be omnipotent is now Ed ****ing Sheeran apparently?

gramar · 29-03-2017 4:11pm

everlast75 wrote: »

its been a while. Those that leave their animal's waste on the ground deserve to be pelted with it.

Nope - I'm quite partial to it.

Are you happy that other than God, the only other person to be omnipotent is now Ed ****ing Sheeran apparently?

He must be observing us all from his castle on the hill.

Did you ever think that when you were small the people on the telly could see into the room?

Lorelli! · 29-03-2017 5:21pm

gramar wrote: »

He must be observing us all from his castle on the hill.

Did you ever think that when you were small the people on the telly could see into the room?

I can't remember thinking that but I do remember a moment when i became self aware of time when someone was explaining dates and years to me and thinking "ohhhh"!

Do you think panda bears always look sad and sharks always look angry?

Rubberlegs · 29-03-2017 5:48pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I can't remember thinking that but I do remember a moment when i became self aware of time when someone was explaining dates and years to me and thinking "ohhhh"!

Do you think panda bears always look sad and sharks always look angry?

They do !

Do you know anyone who is the spit of a cartoon character?

Colser · 29-03-2017 6:11pm

73Cat wrote: »

They do !

Do you know anyone who is the spit of a cartoon character?

I know a miss piggy lookalike if that counts..

Have you teenagers in your house ?

Ted_YNWA · 29-03-2017 7:37pm

Nope all adults here.

Did you ever make up a nickname for your boss?

29-03-2017 7:39pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Nope all adults here.

Did you ever make up a nickname for your boss?

I didn't.

How are you Teddy?

Ted_YNWA · 29-03-2017 8:09pm

All good here, the sooner tomorrow is over the better. Then a 4 day weekend

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How's our Persey this weather?

29-03-2017 8:47pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

All good here, the sooner tomorrow is over the better. Then a 4 day weekend .

How's our Persey this weather?

She's good thanks Ted. Looking forward to the bed

So jealous! Will you head off anywhere?

Ted_YNWA · 29-03-2017 8:51pm

Heading home if I can manage that with the pesky bus strikes.

Do they affect you?

everlast75 · 29-03-2017 8:56pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Heading home if I can manage that with the pesky bus strikes.

Do they affect you?

Not me directly but indirectly yes.

What is the best toastie?

Ted_YNWA · 29-03-2017 9:02pm

Can't beat the simple ham & cheese.

Aren't they the best quick snack to make?

Erik Shin · 29-03-2017 9:06pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Can't beat the simple ham & cheese.

Aren't they the best quick snack to make?

Nor for me.....koka curry noodles is my idea of quick meal heaven.

Cup-a-Soup or Cup-a-Muck ?

Ted_YNWA · 29-03-2017 9:15pm

I used to like them, not had them in years, prefer to make my own soup.

Have you ever tried making your own?

gramar · 30-03-2017 7:16am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I used to like them, not had them in years, prefer to make my own soup.

Have you ever tried making your own?

I make pee soup everyday.

What's the highest house of cards you've built?

Lorelli! · 30-03-2017 7:17am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I used to like them, not had them in years, prefer to make my own soup.

Have you ever tried making your own?

Ye I make my own. Sometimes it turns out great and other times it's a bit bland, always tastes better than a cup-a-soup though

gramar wrote: »

I make pee soup everyday.

What's the highest house of cards you've built?

Can't remember but I use to make little card huts for action figures.

Do you like the noise of something like an extractor fan or a hairdryer when going to sleep?

gramar · 30-03-2017 7:25am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye I make my own. Sometimes it turns out great and other times it's a bit bland, always tastes better than a cup-of-soup though

Can't remember but I use to make little card huts for action figures.

Do you like the noise of something like an extractor fan or a hairdryer when going to sleep?

That would drive me to distraction. I hate staying in hotels that have some kind of whirring noise like a fan at night.

Why can't hotel room windows be opened properly?

Lorelli! · 30-03-2017 7:32am

gramar wrote: »

That would drive me to distraction. I hate staying in hotels that have some kind of whirring noise like a fan at night.

Why can't hotel room windows be opened properly?

I don't know. Can they not?

Do you make the bed in a hotel room before the cleaner comes to do it anyway?

gramar · 30-03-2017 7:35am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know. Can you not?

Do you make the bed in a hotel room before the cleaner comes to do it anyway?

I don't make my own often so I most certainly don't do it in a hotel.

A lot of hotel windows can only be opened a few centimetres.

Do you think there should be a programme called 'come whine with me' where a few people get together and have a good aul rant about things?

Lorelli! · 30-03-2017 7:43am

gramar wrote: »

I don't make my own often so I most certainly don't do it in a hotel.

A lot of hotel windows can only be opened a few centimetres.

Do you think there should be a programme called 'come whine with me' where a few people get together and have a good aul rant about things?

No I'd rather there wasn't.

You think it would do really well?

gramar · 30-03-2017 7:45am

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I'd rather there wasn't.

You think it would do really well?

I don't know if many would watch it but there's be plenty of volunteers to be on it.

If there was a news report being done in the street would you stand behind the reporter and wave at the camera like a goon?

everlast75 · 30-03-2017 7:51am

gramar wrote: »

I don't know if many would watch it but there's be plenty of volunteers to be on it.

If there was a news report being done in the street would you stand behind the reporter and wave at the camera like a goon?

Absolutely not. Especially if I was "off sick" from work.

Have you ever been on television?

Ted_YNWA · 30-03-2017 7:52am

gramar wrote:

I make pee soup everyday.

I hope that was a typo :eek:

gramar wrote:

If there was a news report being done in the street would you stand behind the reporter and wave at the camera like a goon?

Just walk on by, happened a few years ago. They are idiots imo.

Do you have to work today?

gramar · 30-03-2017 7:56am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I hope that was a typo :eek:

Just walk on by, happened a few years ago. They are idiots imo.

Do you have to work today?

[/QUOTE]Absolutely not. Especially if I was "off sick" from work.

Have you ever been on television?[/QUOTE]

I saw my reflection once when the screens were made of glass.

That wasn't a typo.

I'm here anyway so I'm sure I'll do something.

Where does the cat sleep, now the tv is the thickness of a matchbox?

everlast75 · 30-03-2017 8:11am

gramar wrote: »

Absolutely not. Especially if I was "off sick" from work.

Have you ever been on television?[/QUOTE]

I saw my reflection once when the screens were made of glass.

That wasn't a typo.

I'm here anyway so I'm sure I'll do something.

Where does the cat sleep, now the tv is the thickness of a matchbox?[/quote]

On top of the dog kennel with snoopy.

Do you watch any tv in the morning?

gramar · 30-03-2017 8:13am

everlast75 wrote: »

Absolutely not. Especially if I was "off sick" from work.

Have you ever been on television?

Do you watch any tv in the morning?[/QUOTE]

I don't have a tv to watch it on but if I had I wouldn't.

Do you have any bets running?

Lorelli! · 30-03-2017 9:40am

gramar wrote: »

Do you watch any tv in the morning?

I don't have a tv to watch it on but if I had I wouldn't.

Do you have any bets running?[/quote

No I rarely even do the lotto

If you were in the audience at a tv show and they had applause and laugh signs, would you clap or laugh at stuff that you didn't appreciate just because the sign said so?

everlast75 · 30-03-2017 9:41am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't have a tv to watch it on but if I had I wouldn't.

Do you have any bets running?

No I rarely even do the lotto

If you were in the audience at a tv show and they had applause and laugh signs, would you clap or laugh at stuff that you didn't appreciate just because the sign said so?[/QUOTE]

If i got free goodies I'd do a handstand if they told me too

(I can't fake laugh though - either something is funny or its not)

what was the last thing you got for free?

gramar · 30-03-2017 9:58am

everlast75 wrote: »

No I rarely even do the lotto

If you were in the audience at a tv show and they had applause and laugh signs, would you clap or laugh at stuff that you didn't appreciate just because the sign said so?

If i got free goodies I'd do a handstand if they told me too

(I can't fake laugh though - either something is funny or its not)

what was the last thing you got for free?[/QUOTE]

The captain of the darts team wangled free jackets out of the organiser a few weeks back. I wouldn't wear it on a Saturday night but it's nice and warm for cold evenings walking the dogs.

Do you do the shimmy when you meet people walking and don't know whether to go right or left or do you choose one and stick to it?

Lorelli! · 30-03-2017 10:04am

Ugh I hate that! It's so awkward

especially if you both stop and say "you go" and then you both make the same mistake again!

What's the best thing you've ever won in a raffle?

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