Irish Masterchef. Can't wait.

Ok AHers, honestly, don't lie to me. There are a number of ye out there who have recently lost jobs.

Are ye going for it?

Judge: "So what have we here?"

Me : " Essentially, it's a deconstruction of the old classic of bacon and eggs"

Judge : " But, there's neither bacon nor eggs on the plate"

Me:: " It's aspirational. Do you like my plate though?"

Judge : " Are you taking the piss ?"

Me : " So, you don't like my toast?"

Judge : " You've presented an empty plate."

Me : "It's installation art."

Judge : "I thought I told you to fcuk off"

Me: "Aah man, don't get stuck in the past."

*munches toast, walking away, as the guards arrive*

So, who's next AHers ? What culinary genius remains undiscovered