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Ever been Fraped?

  • 17-04-2011 10:42am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭


    Has this happened to you? In work or at home?

    Never to me... but a lot of the time the posts are unimaginative... "I'm gay" etc.... :rolleyes:

    Any good ones out there?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    No I have not.

    I have seen this thread before !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    There is that nasty word again. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭I Love Cheese


    A guy in college found a porno where the girl was almost a carbon copy of the girl in question, put it as her profile picture and posted it to several groups on Facebook. She got about a thousand friend requests from these random indian guys :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sh&#237 wrote: »
    I love having a tiny dick. It fulfils my every need even though a girl turned me down yesterday cause I couldn't get it up her :/


    I liked this one though:
    shit someone please help! I just wanked out blood :S
    Purely for these comments:

    Mollie [Something]: Funniest thing is, I didn't even think you'd been fraped

    Joe [Blah] Thats bad mollie...

    Mollie [Something]: Its Tom, Joe...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    More importantly, have you every been boaraped?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭CommuterIE


    Give me your name and address or I'll frape ya!!!! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I'm guessing this monstrosity came from AH which therefore explains why I don't understand what "fraped" means. My spelling corrector tells me it's wrong too. Perhaps Merriam Webster can help me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Ha.

    Whaddayaknow.

    Merriam says no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Aha. "Know you Meme" to the rescue.

    Thank gawd for hipster kids and their need to update urban dictionaries. D

    Don't know how the world would function without hipster kids... Would it turn into a big black hole? Would the texting go on forever forever, becoming shorter and more abbreviated as the lightyears pass, until nothing but a omnipresent character is left, explaining the meaning of life, the universe and everything? What would this omnicharacter be? Would it be significant for me, or would I deny it? Would people understand?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I love urbandictionary. It enables me to talk like a black kid from brooklyn.

    Peace.


    And yes. Yes, I get fraped all the time. >:(
    Damn iphone and damn having a facebook app that obviously doesnt require you log in each time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Whazzup?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm reasonably certain that "boaraped" means to get raped by a boar.

    Nasty business, that. Believe you me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo, sNarah! Holla acha gurl, mami. Mmm. Aight, whut good homegirl? Just chillin, down tha hood, mad sh.it be goin down. You kno my boy Fago! aight? we be mad tight, all those bitches jus be hatin', fo real yo.
    Bitches jus be all up in mah grill for real bein all like yo, fago! dude, love you like a brotha man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    biatches?

    For shizzle aiit.



    Sarky did that ever to you? Or did you hear it from a friend who heard it from a friend, like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky? Nah... its only rape if he said no. It would have to have happened to someone else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    fair enough

    Sarky is well able anyway

    How about when a dinosaur, pokemon - pokemon, dinosaur (f)rapes you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    OMG I ALWAYS KNEW BARNEY WAS A PAEDO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    hello again to all my friends
    IM GLAD YOU CAME TO PLAY!
    our fun and learning never ends...
    HERES WHAT WE DID TODAY!!!


    who watches that crap?

    bear in the big blue house is where its at, tho his pubes are seriously out of control. Gotta trim a nigga down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I invented a few other ones:

    Zraped - by a zebra
    Traped - screwed on twitter
    Vraped - our old friend the velociraptor
    Xraped - as above, with a T Rex (the animal, not the band)
    Treraped - as above, but the band
    Tarped - Eternal loving by Tar
    Hraped - When a horse gets at it
    Mraped - As above, only the horse is really a mouse
    Uraped - Unicorns getting down and ugly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    hello again to all my friends
    IM GLAD YOU CAME TO PLAY!
    our fun and learning never ends...
    HERES WHAT WE DID TODAY!!!


    who watches that crap?

    bear in the big blue house is where its at, tho his pubes are seriously out of control. Gotta trim a nigga down.

    Some advice: keep mini-stormy away from that evil purple Barney!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    bring on some uraped. You should just like yell that out randomly during gettin busy too. How funny would that be. Some serious WTF face would be seen!


    have you ever seen cats having sex? the male holds her down and goes for it. Cat raped -- Scraped!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    sNarah wrote: »
    Some advice: keep mini-stormy away from that evil purple Barney!!!!
    Oh I will ya. You can totally tell by his laugh that the past 4 or so years, its not the real barney. they've changed the one from when i was growing up, to now.

    this bitch just be frontin yo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    bring on some uraped. You should just like yell that out randomly during gettin busy too. How funny would that be. Some serious WTF face would be seen!


    have you ever seen cats having sex? the male holds her down and goes for it. Cat raped -- Scraped!

    But you know what it is with cats? You know the way they make such an amount of noise, screaming outside your window when you were just having that lovely dream about icecream with sprinkles and whipped chocolate macaroony creme-fresh?

    The bobcat actually have wee spikes on their little thingie-ma-thingies, so they... um ... hop on in, right, do the thing they do, right, and then, when they... um... move out again, all satisfied and all making little kitties, basically well... you can see where this is going yes?

    That;s the story of the birds and the bees for ya, only it's applied to cats and related species in this case.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Dolphins are worse.

    They are real bastard, for real.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    did u ever see a ducks penis?

    check it out. unreal. forget bein hung like a horse. ducks are where its at.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Holy sh*t, that's a big siggy. Might want to resize it before anyone who can remove it can see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I know :(

    Gave up the imaginary dinosaur if favour of the (smaller) dodo. Sheesh ,with all this modding, so comes being example worthy and that. Stupid imaginary dinosaur. I blame him...

    hey did this thread come from AH? If so, I really hope they are enjoying the added value we have all inserted into this thread. It's a little treat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Micky Dolenz moved it, so if it's not from AH it's from one of:

    -Boardsie Zombie Hunters
    -Christmas
    -Home Appliances
    -Plumbing & Heating
    -Zombie Survival

    My money's on Plumbing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Ha.

    I'd say!

    Plumbing is right up our alley.


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