Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:33am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Do you need a hug? Do you need a virtual hug? Have you tried First Dates Ireland? Have you tried focking off?

Caller tells Bryan he's 34.
Bryan "so you're 35 years old". Joe Duffy-like listening skills on display here.

Hes no listening ninja...that's a cert

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:35am

Words fail me !

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:35am

Two lads laughing about cheating lahv on air. Shure it's great craic altogether isn't it.

FFS.

Bryan just asked him "has any woman ever cheated on you" seconds after the caller tells him that "2 women cheated on me".

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:37am

Is dating expensive ?

Not if you go to McDonald's

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:37am

His birthday is on the 22nd of the month. Bryan said "you've 4 or 5 days until you're 35".

Mr. Duffy-like Matty Matticks as well as the listening skills.

PieOhMy · 10-01-2020 10:38am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Two lads laughing about cheating lahv on air. Shure it's great craic altogether isn't it.

FFS.

Bryan just asked him "has any woman ever cheated on you" seconds after the caller tells him that "2 women cheated on me".

I'm going to assume that Ryan is reading from a prepared list of questions and they are going to be asked come hell or high water no matter if it makes sense or not.

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:39am

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Is dating expensive ?

Not if you go to McDonald's

He only does coffee dates now and basically said he's as tight as a Cavan man. Shure de wimin will be queuing up for you with that attitude.

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:39am

Ryan dissed cruises. I actually heard him that day.
He gets offered a free cruise.

RESULT !!!!

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:39am

Bryan just admitted he was offered a free cruise by a company. The life of an RTE contractor eh?

generalgerry · 10-01-2020 10:40am

"You know what ryan I was up there selling diamonds and I didn't have a clue about them ha ha ha".

Yep that certainly sounds like the sort of guy that the girls want to start trusting their heart to alright.

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:40am

PieOhMy wrote: »

I'm going to assume that Ryan is reading from a prepared list of questions and they are going to be asked come hell or high water no matter if it makes sense or not.

Prepared by Lottie Ryan by the sounds of it.

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:40am

Works in sales - what a surprise.

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:41am

A pair af entitled upper class (

) ###ts

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:42am

I'd say he's taken a few boots to the head over the years.

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:42am

Blind date expert

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:42am

Are we predictably going to have a few wimin send in their numbers etc. now and we'll have one of them LAHV on air before the show ends?

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:43am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'd say he's taken a few boots to the head over the years.

Deserves a few more

B0jangles · 10-01-2020 10:44am

This guy is 35?

From the little I heard, I assumed he was a fairly childish 20 year old and thought Ryan was being a bit mean letting such a very young man make a fool of himself on radio.

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:45am

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Deserves a few more

Bryan or the caller? Or both?

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:45am

Good sport. Yeah, just ask any of his ex's they'll all agree with you ok

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:46am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Bryan or the caller? Or both?

A truthful answer could earn me a ban

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:48am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPteP8dZFkI

Did he pm you and thank you for reminding him

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:50am

Laptoppy thing,50p DVD player. Next sentence 'my apple TV

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:52am

That was awful radio. The only satisfaction I can take from it is knowing somewhere in Dublin right now Jennifer Gannon is having a meltdown at the laddish non-woke behaviour displayed by both parties there.

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 10:53am

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

A truthful answer could earn me a ban

Both it is then.

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 10:56am

Now children...back to work and try not to colour outside the lines.;)

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 11:01am

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Aimlessly drifting in an ocean of very handy money,lots of it.;)

Show starts at 9 ,doesn't actually start until @ 9.05 /6, waffles in for 20 mins reading the papers. Ad break 2 mind. It's now 9.30. Probably 4 more breaks @ 2 mins each, a guest from the canteen or a phone call ,hands over to the news @ 09.59.
Rinse and repeat.:eek:
( I'm cranky every day )

I don't think I've ever quoted one of my own posts. HOWEVER

I stand by yesterday's one.:eek:

PieOhMy · 10-01-2020 11:08am

I have a feeling that lad might know as much about I.T as he did about diamonds, but sure sales is a different animal altogether.

I'd say the fact that he went to BlackRock school gets dropped into most conversations. Its like a clue for other fellow past pupils (like Ryan) to pick up on and then possibly deliver preferential treatment thus widening the old boys club circle. I personally havnt mentioned the school I went to in over 10 years and I'm younger than 35!

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 11:13am

PieOhMy wrote: »

I have a feeling that lad might know as much about I.T as he did about diamonds, but sure sales is a different animal altogether.

I'd say the fact that he went to BlackRock school gets dropped into most conversations. Its like a clue for other fellow past pupils (like Ryan) to pick up on and then possibly deliver preferential treatment thus widening the old boys club circle. I personally havnt mentioned the school I went to in over 10 years and I'm younger than 35!

I would imagine you're 100% correct on that assumption.

I'd also imagine he says "when I was playing rugby for Blackrock College..." into every sales and chat up conversation too, colosely followed by "but for my injury I could have been the next Brian O'Driscoll".

Brendan Bendar · 10-01-2020 11:14am

As soon as I hear anything about Box Sets on Tubridy, bang!!!

Off button gets a hefty bruise or it could be “Alexa .....turn that fcuker off” if I am not in the motor.

Haven’t gotten her trained properly yet....must get on to Amazon see if there is a skill for that.

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 11:16am

I have a feeling the bould Ryan was trolling us today.!

PieOhMy · 10-01-2020 11:30am

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

I have a feeling the bould Ryan was trolling us today.!

You reckon he was reading here today? Or do you mean the audience generally?

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 11:41am

PieOhMy wrote: »

You reckon he was reading here today? Or do you mean the audience generally?

Maybe not reading as he's on air,but he or some producer definitely monitor threads here.

sligojoek · 10-01-2020 1:27pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Shameless plugging the LLS.

Are you new here

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 2:36pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Are you new here

Mrs O hacked my phone

:)

ButtersSuki · 10-01-2020 2:40pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Mrs O hacked my phone :)

Intruiging. Was she acting the maggot?

Odyssey 2005 · 10-01-2020 4:51pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Intruiging. Was she acting the maggot?

No she was being kind and generous as she headed off the pressure on my throat

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2020 10:12am

An Irish Election is my All-Ireland, a US Election is my Olympics.

:rolleyes:

Jo Jo Rabbit is one of the most curious and intruiging movies I've seen.

"I've never been to the Galapagos" - coming in Summer 2020 "Bryan Tubridy's Galapagos", a 16 part TV show where Bryan read books to animals on the Galapagos Islands.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2020 10:14am

"I've bought myself a corduroy suit, and it's quite smart. James Bond is wearing one in the new film, and there he goes. So if you think corduroy is for fuddy duddies, it's ok for Bond. So there you go."

Cue Sean Connery impression.

sligojoek · 13-01-2020 10:15am

Looks like it'll be wall to wall Jo Jo rabbit for a while

NIMAN · 13-01-2020 10:15am

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"I've bought myself a corduroy suit, and it's quite smart. James Bond is wearing one in the new film, and there he goes. So if you think corduroy is for fuddy duddies, it's ok for Bond. So there you go."

Cue Sean Connery impression.

Maybe he might wear it on the LLS.

He has been wearing a blue one now for about 5 years straight.

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2020 10:22am

NIMAN wrote: »

Maybe he might wear it on the LLS.

He has been wearing a blue one now for about 5 years straight.

It's very rarely that I'll watch TLLS, is he still not wearing the tie this season as it represents the patriarchy and he (like RTE) is really woke? Or has he gone back to wearing it?

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2020 10:25am

I'm out.

sligojoek · 13-01-2020 10:26am

Childrens' books.

sligojoek · 13-01-2020 10:27am

Jo Jo rabbit again.

Ash.J.Williams · 13-01-2020 10:53am

sligojoek wrote: »

Jo Jo rabbit again.

i really enjoyed it by the way, just in case tubs ruins it for everyone!!

I guess it would be naive for me to believe a satirical movie about nazi's wouldn't blow tubs little socks off

ButtersSuki · 13-01-2020 11:10am

Was listening in the background, caught this beauty from the quiz:

Tubs: Which of the Kray twins Ronnie or Reggie died in 1995
Caller: Roggie

Reminds me of the time I was watching Winning Streak and they were at the stage where you have to get 3 wheels to spin the wheel. Marty asks the auld dear to pick a number between 1 and 5. Auld dear says "6".

And this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duuMfxSqUWw

ButtersSuki · 14-01-2020 10:05am

Saoirse Ronan mention within 60seconds, prob. 30seconds actually.

ButtersSuki · 14-01-2020 10:07am

Bryan Tubridy Film Critic is deeeee-lighted for Saoirse nonetheless.
Joker is a bonkers film.
I was talking to a guy in a BOOK shop yesterday. Of course you were.

sligojoek · 14-01-2020 10:08am

"Ford versus Ferrari.. wouldn't watch it.. couldn't watch it"

Too much toxic masculinity, I suppose.

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