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Food Porn

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,853 ✭✭✭Cake Man


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    A lot of this stuff doesnt exactly whet the appetite. Its more like appreciating architecture: 'oh, that looks well constructed'.

    Exactly, and the pleasure of paying about three times the amount for something that covers about 50% of the plates surface area.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    A lot of this stuff doesnt exactly whet the appetite. Its more like appreciating architecture: 'oh, that looks well constructed'.
    Exactly, and the pleasure of paying about three times the amount for something that covers about 50% of the plates surface area.


    If you're looking thro the window.. I would agree

    But, if you are eating.... AAAhhh The taste....


    and, where they, the chafs, source their food... Not yer supermarket cool shelf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Stink of pomposity in here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    And I thought it was the politics of Envy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    The first post would be more in line with my idea of food porn. For me it's something filthy, that leaves me stuffed and feeling lol, filthy at the end of it. A minuscule square of food with some micro herbs does not awaken the caveman in me like this does.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭skibum


    The first post would be more in line with my idea of food porn. For me it's something filthy, that leaves me stuffed and feeling lol, filthy at the end of it. A minuscule square of food with some micro herbs does not awaken the caveman in me like this does.

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    That's more like it :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    that leaves me stuffed and feeling lol, filthy at the end of it.

    At TGIF's, that I can understand

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    powered Duck with plum sauce


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    ESCARGOTS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    That probably tops the most disgusting, unappetising, unfulfilling looking piece of food you've posted to date. Yeeeeeuck....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    That probably tops the most disgusting, unappetising, unfulfilling looking piece of food you've posted to date. Yeeeeeuck....

    But, ther taste... as a starter, followed by the Duck and then roasted pinapple... the variation in texture, flavours, visual... and followed by chcoclate and shortbread.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,853 ✭✭✭Cake Man


    ^^^
    did they melt down a single square of cadburys? Wouldn't get fat off that!
    That probably tops the most disgusting, unappetising, unfulfilling looking piece of food you've posted to date. Yeeeeeuck....

    What are you talking about? That grass, muck and tree bark looks unreal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    It's nice to see such an open mind to new dishes, especially without tasting.

    Last time I looked there were lots of other chocolate than just Cadburys.... who were bought out by Mondelez International in 2010, who are the American company, Kraft Foods... and the Cadbury fans are in protest about the changes in formulation.

    But, if you never eat it, who cares?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    SNIP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Whack some grated cheese on the top of that and grill it..... nyom nyom... I'll take that over fancy food any day of the week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    any cheese?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    SNIP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    OH, quality product?

    or just a cheese?

    Would grated be better?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭jimbis


    Do not watch if hungry. If not hungry then you will be by the end.

    If you care about your health or don't like fast food then this will not be nice to watch. :D




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,787 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    ^^^Those lads are crazy!

    Someone posted a couple of their videos earlier in the thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Lancashire hotpot with Meantime beer-braised cockles and cabbage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,787 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    ^^^Is that just a starter or Would you have to stop off at the takeaway on the way home?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    SNIP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    ^^^Is that just a starter or Would you have to stop off at the takeaway on the way home?

    You wouldn't have any money left to afford the takeaway after that shyte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Roasted Welsh Lamb rump with salsify and wild mushrooms
    Is that just a starter or Would you have to stop off at the takeaway on the way home?

    If it's part of a taster menu, there cou;d be as many as ten other dishes.

    Quality over quantity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    SNIP.


    Mod Note: One more image like the four you posted and further action will be taken. You have been warned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    Poached Lobster Claw, Tomato and Tea Jelly, Lobster and Basil Beignet
    2014 Bandol Rosé, Domaine de la Suffrène, Provence, France

    Green Beans, Fresh Almonds and Apricot
    2012 Riesling Kabinett, Saarburger Rausch, Forstmeister Geltz Zilliken, Germany

    Warm Pheasant Egg, Shaved Celeriac, Dried Ham, Arbois and Black Truffle
    2011 Principia Mathematica, Alemany I Corrió, Penedès, Spain

    Roast Scallop, Elderflower Wine and Fennel
    2011 Nelson Chardonnay, Neudorf Vineyards, Nelson, New Zealand

    Jowl of Pork, Apricot, Girolles and Crackling
    2012 Pinot Noir, Julia’s Vineyard, Cambria, Santa Maria Valley, USA

    Herdwick Lamb, Salt Baked Kohlrabi, Padron and Garlic
    2003 Lourens River Valley, Morgenster, Stellenbosch, South Africa

    Pre-dessert

    Strawberries, Tartlet of English Flowers and Vanilla Cream
    2013 Tokaji Late Harvest Mad, Châteaux Szent Tamás, Tokaj Hegyalja, Hungary
    Cheese (Optional Course – £10.00 supplem


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Duck breast with chicory and potato dauphinoise


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    A plate of food:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Kipper pate, classic breakfast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,787 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    A plate of food:

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    Ribs Rice and Chips?

    I'd imagine thats from an All you can eat buffet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    There is just something about an unhealthy garlic cheese chip that keeps bringing me back.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    I'd murder a hang sang

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭davehey79


    This for me is food heaven !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    That looks great. Is that Linguine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    The original ... Heston Blumenthal’s Perfect Spaghetti Bolognese

    Everyone from the Pizza houses to take aways have copied it.

    http://www.insearchofheston.com/2013/04/how-to-make-hestons-perfect-bolognese-recipe-from-in-search-of-perfection-redux/


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Actual food porn but quite clever.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Ooh Matron...... this thread has spiced up a bit....

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Business lunch, very similar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,638 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    Oblomov wrote: »
    Business lunch, very similar.

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    :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    They don't do scratchings over here in Australia... You've just reminded me I was going to try make some on my own.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    A dessert made with quark, yuzu and strawberries


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Foie Gras, Mango Jelly, Chaudes Froides, Molecular Gastronomy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    LOL Desert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


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    Sunday roast?


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