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Being cruel to small animals.......

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    DapperGent wrote:
    Those fúcking seals had it coming.

    please tell me you are trying to make a SERIOUSLY unfunny joke.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    naughty girl, you seem to be missing the point of the cuckoo's nest. This is not for serious conversation, but silliness.

    If u want serious conversation mebbe check out animals/pets or politics or any of the other boards. If this conversation doesn't get silly, it's getting locked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i wouldnt like to hit a navy seal over the head!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    confused?

    Ironing , means Irony, meaning you saying you'll hurt someone if they hurt an animal is a double standard I think that's what it means...
    Anyhoo as for killing and being mean to animals, there's a fine line between playing teasing and torturing, I know I could never torture my chipmunk....She'd bite off my fingers!! And as for my cats, I wouldn't have any skin left!!!!! I once killed a baby mouse with a coke bottle by accident (long story) and I had always thought I'd really enjoy killing something but when I picked it up I felt really really bad, I also tried feeding an injured baby shrew to my tom cat, I couldn't do it even though I thought I'd get a kick! I had to let her go!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    Nasty_Girl wrote:
    I thought I'd get a kick!
    you should get a kick..........................................up the arse


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  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Nasty_Girl wrote:
    Ironing , means Irony, meaning you saying you'll hurt someone if they hurt an animal is a double standard I think that's what it means...
    It's a pun on a Simpsons quote where Bart mistakenly says "The ironing is delicious." Now, that's taken the fun out of it.

    Right, on to more important things.

    The Dodo - "Unfortunate ornitho" or "Pesky Bird that was asking for it"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    well the way i see it is first the dodo died, then dodi died, then di died and then dando died!!! id say dido is sh!tting it


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    woosaysdan wrote:
    you should get a kick..........................................up the arse
    Oh I know well It was nasty! but in my defense with the shrew I did let her go and took the cat inside so he wouldn't get her, I could've just let him go for it, he had her before I did! And the one I killed was purely an accident, I always try and take baby animals away from my cats if they are still alive, I probably shouldn't disrupt the circle of life and all but the tabbys are well fed and the mice rats and birds are only little and I can't let it go on. Just like I'd rescue my cats, or any cat from a dog or a badger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    have you ever seen a small rat?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    please tell me you are trying to make a SERIOUSLY unfunny joke.
    No SERIOUSLY. I hate the little fúckers. Seals killed my father and raped my mother.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    woosaysdan wrote:
    have you ever seen a small rat?
    yes baby rats!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    oh right ted!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    what about small vampire bats? oh can we kill the club orange man?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    nah with a wooden steak through the heart


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Oh just lock this thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Nasty_Girl


    what about small vampire bats? oh can we kill the club orange man?
    vampire bats are lovely soo pointy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    especially splattered all over the windscreen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    Giblet i dont like your sence of humour what so ever


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    why not?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    the whole worlds a funny place


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    I'd rather be cruel to large animals . Men especially........ put them on a collar and leash and then break out the whips .........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    some men pay loads of money for that!!! are offering to do it for free? please say yes please say yes please say yes please say yes please say yes :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    Yes Please , Yes Please , Yes Please , Yes Please ..... but the waiting list is a bitch ! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i dont mind waiting for a good spanking with a whip


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    you want to be beaten soI gotta say.













    No


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,531 ✭✭✭savemejebus


    I'd rather be cruel to large animals . Men especially........ put them on a collar and leash and then break out the whips .........

    ah straight from teh feminists handbook :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    you want to be beaten soI gotta say.













    No
    say no to who?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    ah straight from teh feminists handbook :D

    I'm not a feminist ! I'M A GODDESS !! You should bow before me and offer your most humble apologies !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i dont believe in no gods,
    theres something happenin on boards who ya goin to call god-busters


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    You don't have to believe in me, You just have to FEAR ME !

    Your just trying to work your way up on the list for a beating aren't you ;)


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