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"I would give my right arm ..."

  • 14-06-2015 9:19pm
    #1
    sxt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭


    What would you literally give your right arm for...


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  • #2
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    A bionic right arm


  • #3
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    My left arm. That's my **** arm.


  • #4
    Melodeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Melodeon


    A pair of gloves.


  • #5
    ThinkProgress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭ThinkProgress


    A servant...

    ...dressed in a 7ft tall michelin man costume. (why not?)... And he can't ever speak, only communicating using a series of different star jump movements! :D

    https://duskiestar.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/snv33550.jpg


  • #6
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    A desceant thread!


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  • #7
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Just to be happy for a small little while before I go back under my bridge ...


  • #8
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    For a smaller penis. It's just too big. :P


  • #9
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    michael999999 wrote: »
    A desceant thread!

    A decent spell checker.


  • #10
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

    Guy who taught me accounting in school could do debits and credits at the same time, while simultaneously looking at the class. Always taught it was impressive.


  • #11
    csallmighty
    Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    For two left arms (Lefty here)


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  • #12
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,191 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    To leave the scummy bedsit I am stuck in at the moment. Drunk eastern europeans listening to polka music is killing me so losing an arm wouldn't be much.


  • #13
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    To have Ariana Grande sit on my face.


  • #14
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    michael999999 wrote: »
    A desceant thread!

    A descent threat.


  • #15
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    A dessicant thread


  • #16
    Swanley
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭Swanley


    I would give my right arm for 10 Billion euros on the condition that I could instantly buy it back for 50 euros.


  • #17
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    To leave the scummy bedsit I am stuck in at the moment. Drunk eastern europeans listening to polka music is killing me so losing an arm wouldn't be much.

    You could rip it off and beat them to death with your arm?


  • #18
    indioblack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,943 ✭✭✭indioblack


    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »
    For a smaller penis. It's just too big. :P
    Yes, we know.


  • #19
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I would give my right arm to have my right arm back again. I'm an amputee.


  • #20
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    ..to play drums for Def Leppard.


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A massive cock and opposable balls.


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  • #22
    delw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    not to have cancer


  • #23
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    to hear Mary Harney fart through a walkie talkie


  • #24
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    A dessicant thread
    A classic example of dry wit.


  • #25
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    I'd trade it in for my right arm.


  • #26
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    To leave the scummy bedsit I am stuck in at the moment. Drunk eastern europeans listening to polka music is killing me so losing an arm wouldn't be much.

    If it's any consolation, I'd ride you.


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