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What nicknames you put on your smartphones for aquaintances both business and family/

  • 31-07-2019 2:36pm
    #1
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭


    Don't actually dox them or call them out

    Are they apt nicknames?

    Nicknames for my acquainted inclyde

    toerag,
    smelly fella
    Dinkydirt


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Kildare Michelle

    Michelle Dublin

    Michelle Garden Center

    Michelle Tinder

    Michelle Bumble

    Michelle POF

    Michelle Ennis


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    I changed my kids' nicknames to "Crockett" and "Tubbs" on Facebook messenger. My son is Crockett because he loves wearing pink shirts and my daughter is Tubbs because she's put on a bit of weight in the past decade or so, but I told her it's because she has curly hair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    I have me best mate down as Bastárd, so when anyone sees it ringing I can say it's just some Bastárd ringing me and prove it

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    My contacts list is sacred so only full names are used. Middle names included. Surname first because I'm not an animal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    My bit on the side is called Pizza Hut Delivery. Doesn't look sussy having that in the phone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Bin day brigade


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,716 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    nthclare wrote: »
    Kildare Michelle

    Michelle Dublin

    Michelle Garden Center

    Michelle Tinder

    Michelle Bumble

    Michelle POF

    Michelle Ennis

    Bet you they are all your number :D

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    Also Have my house number down as Fancy Woman, the missus went mad the first time she saw my fancy woman ringing me

    21/25



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Bet you they are all your number :D

    Shoosh don't tell anyone ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,794 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Omackeral wrote: »
    My bit on the side is called Pizza Hut Delivery. Doesn't look sussy having that in the phone.

    It will look sussy when you get caught asking ‘what have you got on?’ And the answer isn’t ‘double pepperoni, Swiss cheese and red onion’.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Buddy, pal, dude, and amigo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭_blaaz


    I dont save numbers


    Any number i dont recognise i dont answer....but ive an unreal memory for numbers....so recognise the 20 or so most common numbers that ring/text.me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Sugar tits.


  • Registered Users Posts: 888 ✭✭✭fmpisces


    Siblings and friends first names only. Parents - Ma and Da. Work colleagues - first names with the initials of our place of work and the ex just just his first initial because ugh :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    The Stork is on my blocked list anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I changed my kids' nicknames to "Crockett" and "Tubbs" on Facebook messenger. My son is Crockett because he loves wearing pink shirts and my daughter is Tubbs because she's put on a bit of weight in the past decade or so, but I told her it's because she has curly hair.

    You have a healthy interest in your daughters weight.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    My wife and I met on Boards, so even after 10 years together she still has me as Zaph in her phone. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    Zaph wrote: »
    My wife and I met on Boards, so even after 10 years together she still has me as Zaph in her phone. :D

    Zaph's fantastic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Stabby - Mate from Limerick

    Little Bollix - Cos he is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    The enforcer.

    The agent.

    Mr Black.

    Colonel Mustard.

    The Candlestick.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Dodge Dardar

    Scaldy Balls

    David the Tart

    The carrot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Zaph wrote: »
    My wife and I met on Boards, so even after 10 years together she still has me as Zaph in her phone. :D

    That's alphabetically terrible.

    When I had a girlfriend, I prefixed her name with "aaaahhh, it's..." thus making sure that she always (for want of a better phrase) came first.

    And by God, I'll do the same again. That's right, ladies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,628 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Am I the only one who thought the thread was going to be about what do you call your phone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    Arghus wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thought the thread was going to be about what do you call your phone?

    No!!! I actually only read it because I coln't imagine wneople could name their phones!

    You are not alone my friend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Arghus wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thought the thread was going to be about what do you call your phone?
    I never thought that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    I never thought that.

    You too are not alone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,628 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    No!!! I actually only read it because I coln't imagine wneople could name their phones!

    You are not alone my friend!

    Curiosity made me click on it.

    "Who would name their fcking phone?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    Arghus wrote: »
    Curiosity made me click on it.

    "Who would name their fcking phone?"

    Our washing machine used have a name but workphones?That's just messed up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,849 ✭✭✭764dak


    I use first and last names for everybody except family members and organizations.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    You have a healthy interest in your daughters weight.
    I am concerned with both of my children's health, yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I am concerned with both of my children's health, yes.

    Great to see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    You too are not alone!

    You two are not alone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 945 ✭✭✭Always Tired


    My weed dealer said not to save his name as anything sketchy, so I have him saved as Mr. Nice Guy. He's actually a bit of a prick tho tbh. if he doesn't stop taking so long I'm going to save it as drug dealer and let the chips fall where they may. The fcuk you mean you're out having dinner with your family, man? Hurry UP!


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