Rewrite the ending of a famous movie/ TV show

SEPT 23 1989 · 14-07-2019 06:46PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

Jaws: Chief Brody realises he has only one round remaining, and realising he has little chance of hitting the oxygen cylinder tries to shoot himself, but the shark chomps on his left leg, mates with him, and now pregnant with a shark/human hybrid, finishes off Brody. To be continued in Jaws 2: The Hybrid.

Jurassic Park: The velociraptors, having eaten all the humans (including the cute kids), learn to fly the chopper and...

...well, I'm sure you can work out what happens next. Let's just say Jurassic Park: The Lost World and Jurassic Park III are significantly different from the existing versions.

Quint should have killed Jaws in a bar brawl

14-07-2019 07:20PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

Jaws: Chief Brody realises he has only one round remaining, and realising he has little chance of hitting the oxygen cylinder tries to shoot himself, but the shark chomps on his left leg, mates with him, and now pregnant with a shark/human hybrid, finishes off Brody. To be continued in Jaws 2: The Hybrid.

Jurassic Park: The velociraptors, having eaten all the humans (including the cute kids), learn to fly the chopper and...

...well, I'm sure you can work out what happens next. Let's just say Jurassic Park: The Lost World and Jurassic Park III are significantly different from the existing versions.

Please write these movies.

JohnnyFlash · 14-07-2019 07:25PM

John Wick is seeking revenge for the killing of his dog and the stealing of his car. After murdering 35 Russian goons in a New York nightclub, he finally falls after a well placed shot to the head from goon no. 36.

14-07-2019 07:42PM

BSG
Nobody comes back from the dead and your man gaius had a brain tunour all along

TheValeyard · 14-07-2019 07:47PM

Star Trek: Enterprise

Holodeck episode never happened. Instead we get the Earth - Romulan war.

TheValeyard · 14-07-2019 07:49PM

Quantum Leap

Sam Beckett makes it home.

I see sheep · 14-07-2019 07:54PM

Friends: They all take acid, have a gangbang and then jump off the balcony

branie2 · 14-07-2019 09:20PM

I know this would make the film a few minutes long, but:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: en route to the Ceti Alpha system, Chekov remembers the planet Ceti Alpha 5, tells Captain Terrell about Khan, and they go to a different planet to see if it's suitable to test the Genesis device.

Gregor Samsa · 14-07-2019 09:55PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Sex and the City:

Carrie goes to meet John 'Big' having re-discovered the whole thing anew.

But 'big' was gay all along and is discovered hand in hand with his boyfriend.

Carrie shrugs shoulders and walks on.

Allow me to rewrite the ending of your rewritten ending...

Carrie shrugs her shoulders and walks into a bar.

The barman says “Why the long face?” .

14-07-2019 09:59PM

Clearly they should have sent Woody Allen up the Mekong to kill colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

branie2 · 14-07-2019 10:35PM

Life of Brian: Brian is rescued

Collie D · 14-07-2019 11:14PM

Immediately regretting the decision to have his brother whacked, Michael drowns himself in the lake saving us all from the massive turd that was The Godfather 3.

branie2 · 14-07-2019 11:17PM

In Godfather 3, Mary survives the shooting, denounces her father and cousin, and goes into a convent to become a nun

Rewrite the ending of a famous movie/ TV show

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