After hours 2042

Ireland on the brink of collase, but electorate knows blaming the government for everything and a change of party will solve all problems and prevent future generations from making the same mistakes. .

In an astounding turn of events, The United countries of German interest (UCGI formerly EU), have insisted that the state of Ireland gets its financial affairs in order. Under this request (Demand), it states that no German institution directly or indirectly be financially impacted by the Irish downturns. This inludes a compulsory Irish state guarantee that makes sure the flourishing German dildo manufacturing industry is not affected as a result of it over extending its interest in the Emerald Isle.

The Irish finance administrator Ulik Kuntz, was quoted as saying "Ve Kud not havv vanticipated, that vanks wud ve so vincompetent in how ze managed risk of their interests". "Ze banks informed me , while we were engaging in the recreational act of ze golf, that they were good man". "Ich had no reason to believe that they vud be so sneaky".

Kuntz further commented: "In relation to Ze dildo industry, I zhink we need to take one for ze team on zis. I am not suggesting we bend over and take it completely, but ve need to be flexible "

We asked some Irish people to comment on how they feel their government has managed this crisis.

Paddy : "I mean, we elected these guys to run the country, not run it into the ground. This is why I don't vote, cause they are all a bunch of >.>"
Harriet: "If it wasn't for Fianna Fail, we wouldn't be in this mess. They had no right to make all these crazy promises and to try and act on them. They should of known people weren't voting with them to actually do all the sh*t they were saying".
Joe: "As soon as we get Fianna Gail in, things will get better, politics will get better and we can have proper accountability. The electorate might of voted for this shower, but why should an electorate be responsible for the actions of their government ? Its not like I told them to do what they did, I only voted for them and did nothing to try and change anything.

The UCGI has agreed to back the Irish administrators and give them the required funds as soon as a bill is passed to protect German Dildo interests in the state.