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Your band name

  • 04-04-2019 11:11am
    #1
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭


    If you were in a band, what would you call it and why? I would like to be in a band called "The Loose Motions". It sounds like a great funk/R&B band name, and it's also a way of saying diarrhoea in India. So we would be funky but pretty ****ty :)


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations.

    Fictional band in a satire, I'm making it a reality.


  • #3
    McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    **Royle family answer**

    Exit.

    Because everywhere we play, our name would be up on lights.


  • #4
    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    The pheasant pluckers


  • #5
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Big Syringe and The Mainliners.


  • #6
    lc180
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭lc180


    I went to Tokyo a couple years ago. A friend asked if I stayed in one of those 'Japanese **** Pods'. 😂

    Always thought it would make a great name for a hipster indie electro band


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  • #7
    phater phagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭phater phagan


    The Hurricanes.


  • #8
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    The Squeaky Bum Times


  • #9
    decky1
    Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭decky1


    when i was young we had a band called 'Missing Cat' in fact some of the posters are still up.


  • #10
    steinbock123
    Registered Users Posts: 649 ✭✭✭steinbock123


    And Many More

    We'd be support act everywhere !!


  • #11
    rapul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭rapul


    Yourmuda


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  • #12
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    The Cats Eye's. We'd play middle of the road type stuff.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tomahawk Toting Toerags

    Two fellas & a gal singing with the backdrop of a filthy Double Decker - this is their winnebago in fact

    on Tour in

    Waterford / Cork / Dublin / Galway


  • #14
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    The Spondulix.

    Might attract some gelt.


  • #15
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Free Beer


  • #16
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    The Brown Trout Fishermen


  • #17
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    The Angry Gowls

    The Piss Blasters

    picsorgtfo


  • #18
    pawdee
    Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭pawdee


    Bat Flattery And The Non-Starters


  • #19
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,015 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Scutter jack and the skidmarks


  • #20
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    And Many More

    We'd be support act everywhere !!

    Always thought "Special Guests" would be a good name.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't talk sh|t about our pills


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  • #22
    Ian OB
    Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭Ian OB


    Heston Blumenthals Bum.

    Our debut album would called "The Sound Of"


  • #23
    Tacklebox
    Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭Tacklebox


    The Saracen Crucaders

    Just for the irony


  • #24
    smilerf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭smilerf


    Brexit


  • #25
    ArchXStanton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    The Fartz... Because this fcuking world stinkz


  • #26
    Billcarson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Billcarson


    The cats hole.


  • #27
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    I was going to write The Rimjobs, but there is already a band with that name. They sound pretty much like what a band called The Rimjobs should sound like



    https://therimjobs.bandcamp.com/




    The Saddle Sniffers?


  • #28
    RWCNT
    Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    I was in a band back in the day and we were called "Desecrate The Day".

    MEEETAAAALLLLLL :mad::mad::mad:


  • #29
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    No Dice

    as its a phrase often used in the states in the showbiz industry to indicate that there is no chance of success...........so if my band is successful it would kinda be ironic in a cool way :cool:


  • #30
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Jacinta and the jizz guzzlers.


    Few suggestive posters, place would sell out in no time.

    Lot of disappointed punters when a bunch of baldy auld lads stagger out on stage with not the slightest idea of how to play any intruments and a singer who sounds like an alley cat being bummed by a gorilla.

    But fúck them, suggestive poster clearly states no refunds:D


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  • #31
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Praying Mantis and the Legitimation of Woo Woo.


  • #32
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I like the sound of The Red Weed but I wouldnt be in that band.

    And...And And! And



  • #33
    Pyr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    Trebulator

    We'd play 80's Thrash metal and write about nuclear war, toxic waste and zombies and have the treble jacked all the way up so the tone is super thin and generally awful.


  • #34
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Pyr0 wrote: »
    Trebulator

    We'd play 80's Thrash metal and write about nuclear war, toxic waste and zombies and have the treble jacked all the way up so the tone is super thin and generally awful.

    I think Megadeth already did that :pac:


  • #35
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Uncle Joey's Dog


  • #36
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    [your ad here]


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Coked & Stoked


  • #38
    Arne_Saknussem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,729 ✭✭✭Arne_Saknussem


    Peter Casey and The Travellers


  • #39
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Sexual Chocolate.


  • #40
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    The Gik Dribblers

    21/25



  • #41
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Bobby Sands and The Starvin' Marvins.

    We would do a mix of songs from South Park and 'ra songs.


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  • #42
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,932 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Given the last Lads night we had planned was a trip to the Darkness for some glam rock and drunk head banging!

    One of the lads with 4 month's notice...
    Wasn't allowed out to join us because he's Mrs said no!

    Our guitar rock band is called the "Notes form home"

    No note, no gig! ;)


  • #43
    rgodard80a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭rgodard80a


    The Crowd Crushers


  • #44
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,698 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Captain Flash Branigan and the Va Va Funk Brigade

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #45
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    The Ruffle Feathers


  • #46
    Yurt2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,381 ✭✭✭Yurt2


    In the early 2000's there was a death metal band on the Irish dive rock bar circuit called 'State Pathologist Dr. John Harbison'

    I always got a tickle when I saw their gig posters.


  • #47
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Yurt! wrote: »
    In the early 2000's there was a death metal band on the Irish dive rock bar circuit called 'State Pathologist Dr. John Harbison'
    .

    I thought they were called John Harbison and the State Pathologists?


  • #48
    hgfj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭hgfj


    pleas advice wrote: »
    Free Beer


    I remember back in the eighties there was a band called Free Booze. I never saw them but used to have a poster on my bedroom wall. Free Booze, McGonagles, Friday night only.

    (In fact I may still have that poster somewhere up in the attic.)


  • #49
    Yurt2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,381 ✭✭✭Yurt2


    Sky King wrote: »
    I thought they were called John Harbison and the State Pathologists?


    Could have been. Class name for a metal band any way you cut it


  • #50
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Sky King wrote: »
    I thought they were called John Harbison and the State Pathologists?

    That's a fantastic name. :cool::cool:


    EDIT: Hmm - it seems not: https://irish-metal.bandcamp.com/album/the-state-pathologist-veins-of-the-earth-ep-2002


  • #51
    pawdee
    Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭pawdee


    A few years ago, when a friend of mine and his buddies turned 50 they started a punk band called Prostate Dawn. They're absolutely shyte.


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