Question for the ladies

evil_seed · 11-10-2018 3:09pm #1

I was walking down the street yesterday and ... well... I couldn't believe my eyes.
3 times I counted, 3!, women showing camel toe thanks to their yoga pants/leggings.

Call me a perv all you want but it was not difficult to miss

Do the ladies realise this is happening? Is it for show or simply completely clueless?

looksee · 11-10-2018 3:12pm

Show? more likely clueless. However I cannot offer an insight into the thought processes of half the population just because I am of the same sex.

Paddy Cow · 11-10-2018 3:17pm

You're just out of touch with fashion. Camel toe underwear are all the rage now :pac:

AustinLostin · 11-10-2018 3:19pm

Its like those slutty builders who are always showing their bum cracks.

Gaggin for a finger between the cheeks.

Thoie · 11-10-2018 3:20pm

evil_seed wrote: »

Do the ladies realise this is happening? Is it for show or simply completely clueless?

Or maybe they just don't care what strangers on the street think?

One eyed Jack · 11-10-2018 3:21pm

evil_seed wrote: »

I was walking down the street yesterday and ... well... I couldn't believe my eyes.
3 times I counted, 3!, women showing camel toe thanks to their yoga pants/leggings.

Call me a perv all you want but it was not difficult to miss

Do the ladies realise this is happening? Is it for show or simply completely clueless?

Don’t camels have four legs? Or was it a three legged camel they were on?

I grant you it’s pretty incredible to see three women riding a camel down the street in broad daylight :pac:

Deebles McBeebles · 11-10-2018 3:23pm

Thoie wrote: »

Or maybe they just don't care what strangers on the street think?

I reckon if they knew lads were having a gawk at the auld box they might care.

WinnyThePoo · 11-10-2018 3:25pm

The female graze.

kylith · 11-10-2018 3:25pm

It’s so they can spot pervs.

suicide_circus · 11-10-2018 3:25pm

if you wear clothes that reveal your womanly shape, men are going to look at you.

it's not pervy, it's evolutionary

super_furry · 11-10-2018 3:26pm

Was it this lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUsygWvMV7A

kylith · 11-10-2018 3:30pm

suicide_circus wrote: »

if you wear clothes that reveal your womanly shape, men are going to look at you.

it's not pervy, it's evolutionary

If you’re a gentleman you wouldn’t stare at a lady’s crotch.

GBX · 11-10-2018 3:33pm

hatrickpatrick · 11-10-2018 3:34pm

Am I the only one who finds this kind of thing attractive?

To me it shows a blatant "yes, I'm a sexual person, yes I'm going to show it off. Got a problem with that?" attitude, and I for one find that kind of uber confidence massively attractive. It takes balls to show off in this manner (although hopefully not literal balls

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B0jangles · 11-10-2018 3:39pm

Just because you see it as a sexual thing does not actually mean it is intended as any kind of sexual display - it might be of course, but it might also mean they hauled their leggings up a bit too fiercely after the last trip to the loo.

Kind of like builder's arse in reverse.

11-10-2018 3:40pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

It takes balls to show off in this manner (although hopefully not literal balls )

I think they'd call that a moose knuckle.

meeeeh · 11-10-2018 3:42pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Am I the only one who finds this kind of thing attractive? To me it shows a blatant "yes, I'm a sexual person, yes I'm going to show it off.

It might just mean: I'm going for a run.

Hitman3000 · 11-10-2018 3:42pm

Don't look, sorted .

hatrickpatrick · 11-10-2018 3:46pm

meeeeh wrote: »

It might just mean: I'm going for a run.

Sure, but even that disregard for what others think ("f*ck it, I'm going for a run and I don't give a bollocks how I look while doing it") is to be welcomed in a society in which so many still place such a moronic emphasis on "modesty".

suicide_circus · 11-10-2018 3:50pm

kylith wrote: »

If you’re a gentleman you wouldn’t stare at a lady’s crotch.

true but it takes the gentleman in you to overpower the beast within

Gimme A Pound · 11-10-2018 3:51pm

Camel toe wasn't even a thing until someone mentioned it in a movie or something, and then... bandwagon.

They likely aren't even aware that such a tiny thing is noticed (and mostly it isn't).

kneemos · 11-10-2018 3:52pm

Only thing for it is to develop a range of leggings for men.
I see your cameltoe and raise you a Brathwurst.

Gimme A Pound · 11-10-2018 3:54pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Am I the only one who finds this kind of thing attractive? To me it shows a blatant "yes, I'm a sexual person, yes I'm going to show it off. Got a problem with that?" attitude, and I for one find that kind of uber confidence massively attractive. It takes balls to show off in this manner (although hopefully not literal balls )

Actual incidents of that in relation to sportswear is likely miniscule, if in existence at all.

This society does in its hoop force modesty. And wearing hardly anything does not necessarily make someone a sexual person, it's actually to be found in conservative quarters - e.g. travellers.

wexie · 11-10-2018 3:58pm

evil_seed wrote: »

I was walking down the street yesterday and ... well... I couldn't believe my eyes.
3 times I counted, 3!, women showing camel toe thanks to their yoga pants/leggings.

They are not yoga pants (I'd guess most of the wearers have never practiced yoga), they are called whisper pants

cause you can see the lips moving but can't hear what they're saying

SusieBlue · 11-10-2018 4:03pm

Applying a sanitary pad to the crotch area of the yoga pants/leggings will remove any appearance of camel toe.
You're welcome, ladies

lonewolf1961 · 11-10-2018 4:04pm

GBX wrote: »

That,s Brilliant good on yeah .LOL .

11-10-2018 4:06pm

Reebok have a new range just launched, I reckon it's these you were noticing. "Reebok Mumbles", you can see the lips move but you can't hear what the c*** is saying :pac:

11-10-2018 4:09pm

wexie wrote: »

They are not yoga pants (I'd guess most of the wearers have never practiced yoga), they are called whisper pants
cause you can see the lips moving but can't hear what they're saying

feck ya, just saw this

11-10-2018 4:10pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

Applying a sanitary pad to the crotch area of the yoga pants/leggings will remove any appearance of camel toe.
You're welcome, ladies

Oh?? I hate the idea of camel toe. I saw a gorgeous pair of soft pink Nike leggings that would definitely create one. Would a pad not be noticeable though? A bit bulgy.

SusieBlue · 11-10-2018 4:12pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh?? I hate the idea of camel toe. I saw a gorgeous pair of soft pink Nike leggings that would definitely create one. Would a pad not be noticeable though? A bit bulgy.

In hindsight its actually a pantyliner that I use but nope, no bulge! Just smooths the area enough to facilitate the tight pants.
Best trick I ever picked up!

Outlaw Pete · 11-10-2018 4:15pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJHW5sTva-g

11-10-2018 4:16pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

In hindsight its actually a pantyliner that I use but nope, no bulge! Just smooths the area enough to facilitate the tight pants.
Best trick I ever picked up!

Thanks! I'm going to try that. I won't be walking around with my bag hiding my crotch

Deebles McBeebles · 11-10-2018 4:17pm

Whats the male version of this? Skinny jeans with a bulge?

lonewolf1961 · 11-10-2018 4:18pm

This Thread is going to get better LOL .:)

orourkeda1977 · 11-10-2018 4:24pm

I love fannies

wexie · 11-10-2018 4:28pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I think they'd call that a moose knuckle.

I thought this was a moose knuckle?

EDIT : maybe NFSW

Paddy Cow · 11-10-2018 4:36pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Whats the male version of this? Skinny jeans with a bulge?

Bicycle shorts

mario54324 · 11-10-2018 4:45pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Whats the male version of this? Skinny jeans with a bulge?

Men don't even wear skinny jeans to begin with because they'll burst your balls.

11-10-2018 4:49pm

wexie wrote: »

I thought this was a moose knuckle?

EDIT : maybe NFSW

You'll forgive me if I'm nervous of clicking on that link... :eek:

King of Kings · 11-10-2018 4:49pm

kylith wrote: »

If you’re a gentleman you wouldn’t stare at a lady’s crotch.

yeah right...my hormones say otherwise

Outlaw Pete · 11-10-2018 5:02pm

Haha, classic.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxOO199--r0

lonewolf1961 · 11-10-2018 9:17pm

LOL LOL LOL ... THIS IS F***ING ONLY GOING TO GET BETTER . something else .

Pug160 · 11-10-2018 9:49pm

It's probably just an unintended consequence of wearing tight clothing. We're not chimps so I don't think there is too much to be read into here. I do think people are self aware enough to realise when they are sexualising themselves though. Both men and women. If a bum is in your face you're not going to miss it.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 11-10-2018 10:52pm

Here's your answer OP

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/7455093/camel-toe-knickers-exist/

lonewolf1961 · 11-10-2018 11:05pm

LOL :)

The Rape of Lucretia · 11-10-2018 11:10pm

Do you count the number of men's lunchboxes you notice through their trousers when you walk down the street ? And feel there is anything wrong with seeing the ones you do ?

11-10-2018 11:11pm

I just wanna do something special for all the ladies of the world.

QuintusFabius · 11-10-2018 11:13pm

I love a bit of camel toe!!
but I am a f*cking pervert though, I admit it.
Well to be more accurate, I have the eyes of a pervert, but the hands of a gentleman.

Shower Doctor · 11-10-2018 11:13pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I just wanna do something special for all the ladies of the world.

Knock one out with your left hand?

11-10-2018 11:16pm

apparently yoga pants are called mumble pants in Oz.

'cos you can see the lips move

11-10-2018 11:20pm

Shower Doctor wrote: »

Knock one out with your left hand?

Do you suffer from lockjaw syndrome.

Question for the ladies

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