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Final inscription

  • 16-10-2020 11:38am
    #1
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    If you were to put the final inscription on your headstone what would put on it. I'm torn between

    Will you Fu¢k off and leave me alone

    Have you no friends you have to bug me

    Yer man in the next grave is your father

    So if you had the last word what would you put on your headstone?


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Comments

  • #2
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,352 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    It’d be like posting your final thread.

    Don’t give Fegalian ideas...


  • #3
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,408 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Finally free ,
    From the ****e threads of AH.


  • #4
    Bob Gray
    Registered Users Posts: 64 ✭✭Bob Gray


    I'm genuinely torn between "He lived, laughed and loved," or "Died raging with everyone around him."


  • #5
    Dr. Colossus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    Uosdwis R Dewoh


  • #6
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,687 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    "Your Ma is in here too".


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  • #7
    ablelocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    Only Able Locks


  • #8
    patsman07
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 282 ✭✭patsman07


    Spike Milligan's headstone reads 'I told you I was sick'

    Written as gaeilge as the he was refused permission to have it in English.


  • #9
    Stovepipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    Well,I'm planning to be cremated so on my urn/coffee jar/paint tin/handiest container will be a list of all the instructions ever printed on containers such as "best before/stack no more than three high/may contain nuts/approved by the FDA/Reg.Pa.Dept. Agr./not suitable for infants....


  • #10
    Stovepipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    well, if I've just been cremated, the best one is "Caution! Filling is hot!"


  • #11
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I should have worn the mask


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  • #12
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

    🙈🙉🙊



  • #13
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    When you die, your someone else's problem


  • #14
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    patsman07 wrote: »
    Spike Milligan's headstone reads 'I told you I was sick'

    Written as gaeilge as the he was refused permission to have it in English.

    It's nice of you to reference a comedian in your own epitaph, selfless really. Could start a trend showing a piece of silly trivia on each gravestone......


  • #15
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,526 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deady, deadside, dead.

    A fact and a nod to the wherers thread.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #16
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Stovepipe wrote: »
    Well,I'm planning to be cremated so on my urn/coffee jar/paint tin/handiest container will be a list of all the instructions ever printed on containers such as "best before/stack no more than three high/may contain nuts/approved by the FDA/Reg.Pa.Dept. Agr./not suitable for infants....

    :D

    Just add water and microwave for 4 mins (900w).

    :pac:


  • #17
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    [First name] [Surname]
    [Date born] - [Date died]


  • #18
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,016 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    [First name] [Surname]
    [Date born] - [Date died]

    All redacted.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #19
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    All redacted.

    Haha a GDPR Privacy Notice :D


  • #20
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    So Long, Farewell and Good Luck.


  • #21
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    ***Removed by Mods***


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  • #22
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Some class poetry from "China's' basest warlord" Zhang Zongchang.

    “Poem About Bastards”

    You tell me to do this
    He tells me to do that
    You are all bastards
    Go f*ck your mother

    https://thissiteisbestviewed.com/2018/11/24/the-profane-poetry-of-zhang-zongchang/


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    2020 Redo from start
    2021 GoTo Line 2020.

    Pretty BASIC really.


  • #24
    jprboy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,354 ✭✭✭jprboy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    2020 Redo from start
    2021 GoTo Line 2020.

    Pretty BASIC really.

    Did it take you long to COBOL that together?


  • #25
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    They can draw a crude sketch of an ejaculating penis on it for all I care. I'll be dead.


  • #26
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    he is now closer to hell than heaven


  • #27
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i left my wife all the money and all i got was this
    cheap headstone


  • #28
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    What virus?


  • #29
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    "Where I am, there you will be..."


  • #30
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    A lovely one...

    " She loved nothing better than a good chat and a cup of tea."


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  • #31
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i should have washed my hands better


  • #32
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,407 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    "I've had my fun, that's all that matters"


  • #33
    Plode
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭Plode


    If you're reading this, you're next.


  • #34
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,258 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Pull up your zipper.


  • #35
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    There's a headstone in the graveyard my nana is buried in that says "Simply The Best"


  • #36
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    "I abandoned religious faith, and decided to worship the internet instead... WiFi - an invisible force that actually works!" :D


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  • #37
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Ekerot wrote: »
    So Long, Farewell and Good Luck.

    I read that as the Von Trapp family singers ;)


  • #38
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    I went out of this world the same way I came into it.
    Naked, covered in bodily fluids and and been dragged from a vagina


  • #39
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Jaysus Christ. wrote: »
    I went out of this world the same way I came into it.
    Naked, covered in bodily fluids and and been dragged from a vagina
    :eek:
    Jaysus Christ.


  • #40
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i believed i could fly


  • #41
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    dig me up i know the meaning of life


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  • #42
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i don't like my neighbors they smell bad


  • #43
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Feeling a bit claustrophobic.

    Don't look behind you.


    blHqvTV.gif


  • #44
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Now weary traveler, rest your head;
    For just like me, you're utterly dead

    Arnold J Rimmer


  • #45
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    I shouldda cut the blue wire.


  • #46
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Jaysus Christ. wrote: »
    I shouldda cut the blue wire.


    Famous last words: Hold my beer...


  • #47
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,258 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Keep off the grass.


  • #48
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    no rent no bills

    living large


  • #49
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    it's only a cough
    you will be better in a week
    she said


  • #50
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    Jaysus Christ. wrote: »
    I went out of this world the same way I came into it.
    Naked, covered in bodily fluids and and been dragged from a vagina
    that was not a vagina it was an asshole


  • #51
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The final lockdown was final


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