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US/UK/Australian celebrities you could take in a fight.

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  • 14-09-2018 4:43pm
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    MikeyTaylor
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    For me, it would have to be Boris Johnson. Or The Donald.


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    Hector Bellend
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    James Corden.

    I'd bleedin' batter 'im.

    I'd also Batter

    Tom Cruise
    Hugh Grant
    Jim Carrey


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    suicide_circus
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    Betty White


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    Roger Hassenforder
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    I'd fancy my chances with Kylie.

    She'd be small and fast, and I might tire, but one haymarker and it would be all over.


    Alf Stewart could be trickier. He's slow, and a chin that has taken many a slap. I reckon I'd manage though. Don't get too close, move him around plenty.


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Jack Whitehall the 'comedian'/actor.

    Guy severely irritates me.

    He reminds me of a stuck up ponce I went to school with.


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    Hector Bellend
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    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Jack Whitehall the 'comedian'/actor.

    Guy severely irritates me.

    He reminds me of a stuck up ponce I went to school with.

    He looks like isco, the guy that plays for real madrid.

    Which reminds me, I'd also batter Liverpool football club


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    ohnonotgmail
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    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Betty White


    you would have to fight your way through 10,000 gay men to get to her.


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    MikeyTaylor
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    Simon Cowell would be on my list too.


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    suicide_circus
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    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    you would have to fight your way through 10,000 gay men to get to her.
    That was the original screenplay for "300".


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    MikeyTaylor
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    suicide_circus wrote: »
    That was the original screenplay for "300".

    Never knew that, is that true?


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    suicide_circus
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    MikeyTaylor wrote: »
    Never knew that, is that true?
    it is yeah


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    jacksie66
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    corks finest
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    Kramer and George from Seinfeld


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    TheDavester
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    UK - James Corden or Ed Sheeran
    US - Zach Braff
    Aus - Hugh Jackman


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    MikeyTaylor
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    TheDavester wrote: »
    UK - James Corden or Ed Sheeran
    US - Zach Braff
    Aus - Hugh Jackman

    I like your choice of Hugh Jackman. Davester vs Wolverine!


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    MikeyTaylor
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    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    He looks like isco, the guy that plays for real madrid.

    Which reminds me, I'd also batter Liverpool football club

    I'm afraid you have a Liverpool supporter here - me.


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    TheValeyard
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    Russell Crowe looks like he'd put up a good fight.



    Russell Brand is a bellend.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    MikeyTaylor wrote: »
    I'm afraid you have a Liverpool supporter here - me.

    Oh Jesus


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    Pauliedragon
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    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    I'd fancy my chances with Kylie.

    She'd be small and fast, and I might tire, but one haymarker and it would be all over.


    Alf Stewart could be trickier. He's slow, and a chin that has taken many a slap. I reckon I'd manage though. Don't get too close, move him around plenty.
    Poor old Alf is getting on a bit. I'd say hold him back for a couple of rounds then he'd tire out. By round 3 or 4 he'll be knackered then move in for a quick combo head and chin, that should finish him.


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