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Invent new words

  • 11-02-2011 4:34pm
    #1
    Standman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭


    Formagram


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  • #2
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Transduplification - The event in which a candle randomly splits in tow pieces...on it's own!


  • #3
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Cowenist......a deluded incompetent person in a position of power who spreads misery and destruction in the country they rule.


  • #4
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Pooples.... as in I has to Pooples!!! :p


  • #5
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    trouserphobia (noun) - an irrational fear of trousers or pants.


  • #6
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Expenitariosm - an innner ear infection, which could lead to death, if the afflicted sleeps on a box full of harcore German porn.


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  • #7
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Fago!phobia...an totally irrational fear of Fago! and all his posts.


  • #8
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Or its opposite, Fagophilia :eek:


  • #9
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Cunis bothar cailin bainne


  • #10
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A friend of mine has a good one: Dipshidiot!


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Or its opposite, Fagophilia :eek:
    whiteman19 wrote: »
    Fago!phobia...an totally irrational fear of Fago! and all his posts.

    Sticks and stones will break my bones.








    but your words will hurt forever


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  • #12
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    little infinity
    a finite amount of space that will never be filled on the scale of humans


  • #13
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    bacinabit


  • #14
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Fago! wrote: »
    Sticks and stones will break my bones.

    I came up with a Fagolicious word though! :(
    Matt Holck wrote: »
    little infinity
    a finite amount of space that will never be filled on the scale of humans

    Wouldn't that be Minfinity? :D


  • #15
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    that works

    is PI irrational because it tries to take
    a 1 dimensional measurement of a two dimensional object ?


  • #16
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    That's explained by Piementionality, as both Pi and Pie operate in dimensions the human mind cannot fully comprehend ;)


  • #17
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fluffalo - flying buffalo

    yippi ki yeah


  • #18
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    2 males engaged in passion - Mantercourse! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!


  • #19
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the echo in a parking garage

    columtones


  • #20
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Elefantasist ...one who fantasises about elephants


  • #21
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Linguitionist - Who who revolutionises language by inventing unpossible words


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  • #22
    namenotavailablE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,641 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Yumkee-
    used to describe something you're eating which on first bite you thought was going to be tasty but on second bite realised wasn't! {Yummy + Yucky}

    Free Excel net pay calculator- https://taxcalc.eu/monthlyss/Employee%20PAYE%20calculator.xlsm



  • #23
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Slapstick.
    Oh wait...


  • #24
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    retrospew - vomit as propulsion


  • #25
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Smee

    Goan


  • #26
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Bumscag - a particularly nasty scumbag!


  • #27
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    butterfly miss (butterfly kiss)

    batting ones eyes but failing to make connect with the lashes


  • #28
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    Nonversation -when you are soo right it's not even open for discussion!


  • #29
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Biscakes.


    The diplomatic solution to the "are Jaffa Cakes really biscuits" question.


  • #30
    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,164 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Vrinking - the art of seeing how others see you.

    And also Wadge, self-explanatory ....................... or is it? ;)


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  • #31
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    Ocspicious

    What happens to me in AH,,,,, keep gettin........... em well...... to put it in a nice way..... not allowed to post much (Questioning my sense,,, cents... scents, ah you know what I mean)

    21/25



  • #32
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    boards_ie Boards.ie
    Weird read of the day: Ortographobia is the fear of spelling mistakes.
    11 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

    iamtrocheety fitting an iamb by starting with a single soft step


  • #33
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    only9.99meanshaggallITSAGODDAMNTENNER !!!!

    That's my new word for today. :)


  • #34
    TheCosmicFrog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭TheCosmicFrog


    Fanjesticles.

    It's a cross between fanjastic and testicles. Used to signify a moment of great satisfaction with one's personal achievements (or one's testicles).


  • #35
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nuckefuts: noun, "What the nucklefuts is that?!"


  • #36
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    intertronosphere


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  • #37
    mk6705
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭mk6705


    Eggtoberfest. Used to describe Easter.


  • #38
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Caterpigeon (noun): A hybrid of a caterpillar and a pigeon, created using the teleporter from The Simpsons.
    NOTE: Genetically modified creatures done in other ways than the teleporter do not count. Also, it must be a caterpillar with pigeon feathers and wings.

    Origin: Latin --> Caterus-pigunus: Winged worm.


  • #39
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Durricane:

    A storm of stupidity that has reached such size that it can physically damage buildings.


  • #40
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Sarky wrote: »
    Durricane:

    A storm of stupidity that has reached such size that it can physically damage buildings.

    Origin: English --> Flame war/trolling.

    :)


  • #41
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Its probably not a new phrase, but I've never heard it before so Im gonna say it here. Because it deserves to be used.

    Lick: To hit.


    QOTD: She needs a good lick of a fryin' pan.


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    157199.bmp

    Fuelish = someone who wastes petrol or diesel driving like a madman.


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