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Danish Football Fan Chant

  • 18-11-2019 8:28pm
    #1
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭


    I witnessed a couple of thousand Danish football fans marching through the city centre heading towards Lansdowne Road this evening.

    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    Then there was some chanting.

    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!


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  • #2
    Silentcorner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,535 ✭✭✭Silentcorner


    imme wrote: »
    I witnessed a couple of thousand Danish football fans marching through the city centre heading towards Lansdowne Road this evening.

    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    Then there was some chanting.

    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!

    I wouldn't put too much importance on what a gang of football supporters sing...our lot sing "You'll never beat the Irish" and yet we get hammered, in every way, everywhere we go!


  • #3
    Slim Charles
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Slim Charles


    imme wrote: »
    I witnessed a couple of thousand Danish football fans marching through the city centre heading towards Lansdowne Road this evening.

    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    Then there was some chanting.

    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!


    It's a very common wind up chant. You'll find almost every place in England has a variance sung by away fans e.g singing "small town in Nottingham" to Derby County fans, who arent particularly fond of their neighbours.


  • #4
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Quality of life doesn’t necessarily equate to quality of person. Quality bacon, mind


  • #5
    marieholmfan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭marieholmfan


    imme wrote: »
    I witnessed a couple of thousand Danish football fans marching through the city centre heading towards Lansdowne Road this evening.

    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    Then there was some chanting.

    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!


    The Danes are certainly not a well educated or attractive bunch. However this may be a deliberate attempt to 'troll' the opposing fans.


  • #6
    marieholmfan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭marieholmfan


    Bobblehats wrote: »
    Quality of life doesn’t necessarily equate to quality of person. Quality bacon, mind
    Terrible bacon compared to ours.


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  • #7
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    The Danes are certainly not a well educated or attractive bunch. However this may be a deliberate attempt to 'troll' the opposing fans.

    Biggest bunch of munters on the planet.


  • #8
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Let’s just concentrate on cementing our place in the Euro 2020 playoffs ;)

    Takes a lickin’ but she keeps on tickin ..


  • #9
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,673 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    Terrible bacon compared to ours.

    there is a chant there some where "your bacon is sh1t but your birds are fit"

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #10
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Just chant back "Ye're the $hite part of Sweden and the Duke of Edinburgh is yer auld wan"

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #11
    lawred2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,457 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    The Danes are certainly not a well educated or attractive bunch. However this may be a deliberate attempt to 'troll' the opposing fans.

    wut


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  • #12
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Meh. Football.


  • #13
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    lawred2 wrote: »
    wut

    Of course Irish people are so well versed in Danish history that we expect them to be equally so in Irish history.


  • #14
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    I've disliked them ever since they helped William of Orange in 1690.


  • #15
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭valoren


    Silentcorner wrote: »
    football supporters sing...everywhere we go!

    Everywhere we go!
    People always ask us!
    Who we are?!
    Who we are?!
    And where do we come from!
    Where do we come from?
    And we always tell them, and we always tell them....
    We're from Cark!
    Mighty mighty Cark!


  • #16
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Stop the bus we want a wee-wee,
    Stop the bus we want a wee-wee,
    Stop the bus we want a wee-wee,
    Cos the girls on the bus can't swim.


  • #17
    marieholmfan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭marieholmfan


    Ipso wrote: »
    Of course Irish people are so well versed in Danish history that we expect them to be equally so in Irish history.
    I'm afraid that's asking rather alot of the typical Dane.


  • #18
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Delaney’s crocked :D Defector turned defective, that’ll learn him


  • #19
    Poor_old_gill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭Poor_old_gill


    super_furry wrote: »
    Stop the bus we want a wee-wee,
    Stop the bus we want a wee-wee,
    Stop the bus we want a wee-wee,
    Cos the girls on the bus can't swim.

    Is it "girls on the bus"?

    We used to always sing "girls in the front" when we were being cool down the back of the bus - I'd be very disappointed if several years of my life were spent getting this wrong


  • #20
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    Ipso wrote: »
    Of course Irish people are so well versed in Danish history that we expect them to be equally so in Irish history.

    History?

    Is Ireland not being part of England history?


  • #21
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    The Danes are certainly not a well educated or attractive bunch. However this may be a deliberate attempt to 'troll' the opposing fans.

    There were no Ireland fans around.
    It seemed to be some sort of reinforcement for the Danes.

    In relation to them being not attractive, I cannot agree.

    I have been to Denmark and cannot agree. ;)


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  • #22
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    imme wrote: »
    History?

    Is Ireland not being part of England history?

    Yes, but according to the Op they were singing "you are" , not "you were".


  • #23
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    Ipso wrote: »
    Yes, but according to the Op they were singing "you are" , not "you were".

    The OP is me.

    It sounded like they were singing "you are the S h i t part of England".


  • #24
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Its almost like football chants dont have to be factually correct. In fact , it's often an attempt to wind the opposition up.......


  • #25
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    imme wrote: »
    The OP is me.

    It sounded like they were singing "you are the S h i t part of England".

    Did you retort by saying Carlsberg is not the best beer in the world?


  • #26
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Thwack! Pow :D Take that!!

    - anyone know why they won’t grant me soccer access?


  • #27
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    U OK Hun xxxxxx


  • #28
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    What an effort. He must have a foot like a traction engine


  • #29
    HappyAsLarE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭HappyAsLarE


    In the mud, in the mud,
    Maggie’s in the mud!


  • #30
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    He're Maggie Thatcher,
    Throw her up and catch her,
    Squish squash, squish squash,
    There's Maggie Thatcher.


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  • #31
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    That was outrageous. I don’t think anyone really gets a blow dry at halftime anyway do they?


  • #32
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    imme wrote: »
    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!

    Probably noticing all the people in Man United/Liverpool/Arsenal/Chelsea jerseys to be fair.


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just be thankful it was only singing. If it was the English or the Nordies you could buy shares in Autoglass tomorrow.


  • #34
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    This is gripping. I hope it’s a case of come the hour / come the ahan


  • #35
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Balls; kiss of death he’s off


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Its almost like football chants dont have to be factually correct. In fact , it's often an attempt to wind the opposition up.......

    You mean people from Swansea don't actually shag sheep? Imagine my shock...


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  • #37
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    buried wrote: »
    Just chant back "Ye're the $hite part of Sweden and the Duke of Edinburgh is yer auld wan"

    Catchy.


  • #38
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,746 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    imme wrote: »
    History?

    Is Ireland not being part of England history?

    we're just the English B team


  • #39
    ArnoldJRimmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    In fairness, Kildare fans have to put up with the chant 'You're just a sh!t Dublin suburb' from the lads on the Hill


  • #40
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    marieholmfan wrote: »
    The Danes are certainly not a well educated or attractive bunch.

    don't know about educated...but i spent a week in Copenhagen and found them extremely attractive both women & men, tall blonde sexy


  • #41
    milehip
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »
    In fairness, Kildare fans have to put up with the chant 'You're just a sh!t Dublin suburb' from the lads on the Hill

    In fairness,that's the least of their worries.


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  • #42
    granturismo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭granturismo


    ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »
    In fairness, Kildare fans have to put up with the chant 'You're just a sh!t Dublin suburb' from the lads on the Hill

    In fairness, County Kildare has put up its fair share of refugees from Dublin.


  • #43
    TCM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭TCM


    imme wrote:
    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    imme wrote:
    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    imme wrote:
    Is the Danish education system that bad!


    Obviously you've missed out yourself.


  • #44
    HorrorScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭HorrorScope


    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?

    Is that not more than enough?


  • #46
    fawlty682
    Registered Users Posts: 129 ✭✭fawlty682


    Some of these so called fans don’t have much between the ears but the little they have,they use for abuse and general bad behaviour.


  • #47
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?

    pornography (pre-internet)


  • #48
    ChikiChiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    Meh Irish fans chanted "Jon Vertonghen is shagging your wife at Eriksson". It works both ways.

    Multi millionaire or not that's pretty scummy. That wound probably cuts deep.


  • #49
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,767 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    fawlty682 wrote: »
    Some of these so called fans don’t have much between the ears but the little they have,they use for abuse and general bad behaviour.

    I think the most impressive part is that the average human brain has 80 odd billion neurons and these lads manage to get by on a few dozen. The human body is amazing really.


  • #50
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    A new Danny Dyer series is being commissioned on this very subject.


  • #51
    20Wheel
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Guess they're the **** part of Germany then.

    Weren't they part of the axis forces in ww2.

    Nazi Danish.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



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