If Heaven existed, what would you want it to be?

A place on Earth.

What d'ya mean if?

Like Rivendell in The Lord of the Rings. "A perfect house, whether you like food or sleep or story-telling or singing, or just sitting and thinking best, or a pleasant mixture of them all."

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A quiet pub on a rainy winter's night with the fire roaring, a cracking pint of Guinness and full of my loved ones.

Me and my brother age 6 or 7 sitting in the back of grandads fiat circa 87 on a spin up the mountains with the sun beating through the glass, the smell of oil and brylcreem off him, the struggle of the car up a hill and a sugary flask of tea and cadburys chocolate waiting for after whatever madness and discovery we were allowed to do as mam and dad weren't around.