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Unusual "wise" sayings?

  • 16-01-2020 3:51pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭


    I've always put a lot of stock in common sayings/perceived wisdom. There's a reason they've lasted through the ages.

    It's interesting when you hear one that's new to you.

    A little while back I was talking about the price of something, dismissing something like an extra 20 quid by buying in one place versus another.

    Anyway, bloke tells me "it's not a lot of money, but it's lot when you don't have it!"

    Now, whether this even counts as a "saying" or not, I think it's very clever.

    It's easy to say 5 euro isn't a lot of money, but try buying something for a fiver less in a shop and you'll find out sharpish how important they think it is :p

    "it's a lot when you don't have it". Nice! Makes you think twice about wasting money, even small amounts.

    Any others that mightnt be well known?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    When I was in the Soviet Union back in the early 1980s I heard that whistling indoors will bring you poverty. It's stuck with me ever since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,666 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    A Russian one I heard recently, eat breakfast alone, eat lunch with a friend and give your dinner to your enemy

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    There's strange things done in the midnight sun...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,016 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    “One in the belly, is two in the toilet”, be careful what you eat, or drink for that matter.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭cajonlardo


    A man I knew used to say

    "you can't teach experience"

    Ive never heard anyone else saying that but it is one of the truest sayings I've ever heard.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭jack of all


    Wanton waste leads to woeful want

    Yerman (A boring/ tedious person) would put hair on an egg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Another old Kerry one: Anyone burning him for a fool would have wise ashes.


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    When I was in the Soviet Union back in the early 1980s I heard that whistling indoors will bring you poverty. It's stuck with me ever since.

    Strange ring of truth: I was working in call centre way back when (not my team's pc company) outsourcing team at low volume inbound call periods would start whistling like a choir.

    Lowered the tone of the whole open plan office. Gateway are gone years as a pc manufacturer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    silverharp wrote: »
    A Russian one I heard recently, eat breakfast alone, eat lunch with a friend and give your dinner to your enemy

    What is wise about that?

    I don't want a well fed enemy while i go hungry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭cajonlardo


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    When I was in the Soviet Union back in the early 1980s I heard that whistling indoors will bring you poverty. It's stuck with me ever since.

    Have the Russians something against whistling?

    I worked (in a skivvy capacity) for one our former supermarket moguls

    When it became obvious that the iron curtain was going to fall and there were huge opportunities in Russia, he went to check the lie of the land.

    One night he and his wife went to the ballet. Standing in a queue on the street he began whistling. Door right beside him opened and huge head appears right beside him and said in perfect English "stop whistling"
    I asked him what did he do and he just said "I stopped whistling" :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    A closed mouth catches no flies.

    It's better to have something and not need it than to need it and not have it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Nothing in this game for two in a bed - Ghandi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭subpar


    The mug is always on the left
    Pull away on the long docket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,666 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    What is wise about that?

    I don't want a well fed enemy while i go hungry!

    don't overeat is the moral here

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭pawdee


    An apple a day saves nine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    'Handle it once'... In relation to tidying/sorting. Basically, if you pick something up, put it down where it's going to stay.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My grandfather was full of wise-sounding sayings.

    On people who appear extrovert but are also deep thinkers... the brighter the light, the deeper the shadow.

    When he'd be trying to be generous and spoil the grandkids... I'd rather give a gift with a warm hand than a cold one.

    When something you couldn't control would happen... You can't control the direction of the wind, so lets just adjust the sails.

    On greediness... People who give have everything, people who keep everything have nothing.

    I know a lot of Russian sayings, but almost none of them make sense. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    silverharp wrote: »
    don't overeat is the moral here

    Sounds like some shít Stalin pontificated about to take the mind of the millions of rumbling stomachs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,452 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    "you cant eat a view"

    when someone comments on the view form my house, which was actually a comment by my OH uncle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,628 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    May you live in interesting times.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Old man outside a Kerry pub was fond of these things.

    "F.E.A.R.' False Evidence Appearing Real. "

    Is this oul fella a lad by the name of Ian Brown by any chance?


  • Registered Users Posts: 24 Gwanoman


    Think of death often...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭stratowide


    Break the boss before you break his orders.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Sky King wrote: »
    Is this oul fella a lad by the name of Ian Brown by any chance?

    He borrowed it from Neale Donald Walsch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Mac-Chops


    Heard a good one recently for checking something thoroughly:

    If there's even one grain of sand in the Vaseline, it'll still be uncomfortable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭jippo nolan


    Do unto others as they do unto you, but get the boot in first!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,278 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    silverharp wrote: »
    A Russian one I heard recently, eat breakfast alone, eat lunch with a friend and give your dinner tea to your enemy



    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,617 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    beejee wrote: »
    I've always put a lot of stock in common sayings/perceived wisdom. There's a reason they've lasted through the ages.

    It's interesting when you hear one that's new to you.

    A little while back I was talking about the price of something, dismissing something like an extra 20 quid by buying in one place versus another.

    Anyway, bloke tells me "it's not a lot of money, but it's lot when you don't have it!"

    Now, whether this even counts as a "saying" or not, I think it's very clever.

    It's easy to say 5 euro isn't a lot of money, but try buying something for a fiver less in a shop and you'll find out sharpish how important they think it is :p

    "it's a lot when you don't have it". Nice! Makes you think twice about wasting money, even small amounts.

    Any others that mightnt be well known?

    Yer man is like an asses tool, a big fella when he’s out


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    A supposed wise saying in racehorse breeding is "breed the best to the best and hope for the best".
    It means send an expensive mare to an expensive stallion.

    My understanding of it is you are encouraged to buy an expensive mare, send her to an expensive stallion, wait a year for the foal.
    The winners here are the seller of the mare and the stallion owner.
    The offspring of these matings are often useless.
    You will only find out if the horse is any good three years after the mating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    A supposed wise saying in racehorse breeding is "breed the best to the best and hope for the best".
    It means send an expensive mare to an expensive stallion.

    My understanding of it is you are encouraged to buy an expensive mare, send her to an expensive stallion, wait a year for the foal.
    The winners here are the seller of the mare and the stallion owner.
    The offspring of these matings are often useless.
    You will only find out if the horse is any good three years after the mating.

    They also say "If you've an ass, what'll you have only an ass foal".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Responsibility is never given its always taken.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,742 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    Never regret getting old. Its a privilege denied to many..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dartboardio


    Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

    Penny wise pound foolish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Over 60? Never trust a fart and never pass a toilet.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Over 60? Never trust a fart and never pass a toilet.

    You forgot about never wasting a hard-on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,013 ✭✭✭✭James Brown


    'Sometimes you must roar like a Lion so you can be the Lamb you are'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,107 ✭✭✭hi5


    Only for the fools there would be no wise men.

    Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

    You will be a long time dead (to someone procrastinating).


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Penny wise pound foolish

    Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.


    Also:
    If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

    Do you live to work or do you work to live?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,872 ✭✭✭mrslancaster


    Don't cut off your nose to spite your face


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,952 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    It's the old dog for the hard road , and the young pup for the path ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    It’s better to be looking at it than be looking for it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    You wouldn't see his heart on a clean plate


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    frag420 wrote: »
    It’s better to be looking at it than be looking for it!

    thats what she said last night!


  • Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's often that a man's mouth broke his nose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,130 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    • A lock is better than suspicion.
    • He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday.
    • Beauty does not boil the pot.
    • The wearer best knows where the shoe pinches.
    • Two shorten the road.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Never kick a man in the gowl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭seenitall


    An old Jewish one:

    'Take what you want, and pay for it.'

    I've lived by that, since even before I heard of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    It's better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth & remove all doubt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    The early worm gets caught.


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