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What's the most alcohol you ever drank in one sitting?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    I used to enjoy a few friendly beverages back in the day.

    I've done quite a few 10-12 pint sessions but that was my limit. Anything after that was running the risk of doing somthing really embarrassing.

    I'm badly overweight and have started to try to lose some weight. Yesterday I found out that if you drink One pint of Guinness, it will take the equivalent of a 70 minute walk to burn off the calories.

    I use to drink 10 * 70 = 700 minutes to burn off one evenings drinking. Savagery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭DelBoy Trotter


    You cant keep count. Doesn't mean others cant.

    Agreed. It is incredibly rare that I forget a night out/part of a night regardless of the amount of alcohol consumed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭farmchoice


    my greatest all day session was a solid 25 pints of Guinness, over 14 hours.
    it was the height of mt drinking prowess, i was 30 in good shape, i had 13 years experience behind me, it just happened organically, a full day with my best friends trawling the best pubs Dublin had to offer, no hassle just great craic.

    in the years after that age started to catch up with me and while i could still put it away that was the high point.



    my other standout moment happened when i was 20. i was working in a pub in London, on my last night we were having a good session after hours. I'd has a right skinful probably only 7/8 pints but i was tired I'd been working all day.
    as a going away present the staff bought me a ''dirty pint'' a pint glass full of different brands of whiskey ( i was a whiskey drinker at the time) they handed to me without telling me what it was assuming i would think it was just a pint of larger. the idea was i'd have a big swig and get a shock and choke on it and then they would make me drink it ( a few of them picked on me a small bit, but most were sound, it was a tough place to work and live, most of us lived in the pub).
    anyway as soon as it was handed to me i figured out what was going on but i thought **** it I'm not going to lose face and be made a dick of. so as nonchalantly as i could i lifted it up and sank it down in one.

    i knew i was probably in a fair amount of trouble and that i didn't have long before it hit me. so i stayed where i was for a couple of minutes talking then got up said my good nights and headed for my room. i had literally only closed the door when i passed out and simply fell face forward onto the floor.
    i came to the next morning, i was a very lucky boy i didn't die that night.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    Arghus wrote: »
    Lol at the people giving precise figures. "I had exactly 15 pints and so much more of spirits." Made up nonsense, nobody can exactly keep count after a certain point.


    Well if you bought 20 cans and a bottle of spirits and woke up the next day and they were gone it's safe to assume you drank them.


    If i have 50 quid in my pocket and a pint is a fiver,when i run out of money i know i've drank ten pints. Take out 2 50s and drink that at a fiver a pint it's 20 pints.


    Bottle of whiskey by the bed..drink it and you've drank a bottle of whiskey.


    its really not difficult


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    I used to enjoy a few friendly beverages back in the day.

    I've done quite a few 10-12 pint sessions but that was my limit. Anything after that was running the risk of doing somthing really embarrassing.

    I'm badly overweight and have started to try to lose some weight. Yesterday I found out that if you drink One pint of Guinness, it will take the equivalent of a 70 minute walk to burn off the calories.

    I use to drink 10 * 70 = 700 minutes to burn off one evenings drinking. Savagery

    That's why some people hit a sweaty Copper's dancefloor for hours to burn off those calorific pints :D

    Fair play to you for starting your weight loss journey. Best of luck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,638 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    You cant keep count. Doesn't mean others cant.

    Ah would you stop, you're spouting nonsense.

    There's people on here saying they had exactly 15 or 20 or 26 - just to use examples. No doubt these people had a lot to drink at the times and, sure, they may well have had that much when it's all totted up but it's all guesstimation after a certain point of being plastered.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10 Charlenesully


    Approximately 3 gallons of Guinness. Had to renovate the en-suite after it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Probably Patrick's Day a few years back when I sunk 978 pints of porter. Ring on me like an old fashioned electric cooker the next day, etc etc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Do you actually expect me to remember every single drink I've had in one session? I'm not Stephen Hawking.

    All I know is that by day three a few hours' sleep was in order.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    OneArt wrote: »
    Do you actually expect me to remember every single drink I've had in one session? I'm not Stephen Hawking.

    .


    Always getting paralytic he was.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,638 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Well if you bought 20 cans and a bottle of spirits and woke up the next day and they were gone it's safe to assume you drank them.


    If i have 50 quid in my pocket and a pint is a fiver,when i run out of money i know i've drank ten pints. Take out 2 50s and drink that at a fiver a pint it's 20 pints.


    Bottle of whiskey by the bed..drink it and you've drank a bottle of whiskey.


    its really not difficult

    It's easy to do the maths when you buy twenty cans and there's none left, but it's a different kettle of fish if you are out drinking with other people over the course of a long day, in different pubs, through rounds, people dissapearing, reappearing etc, etc. It's usually not such an exact process of deduction.

    As for the argument that if pints cost a fiver, therefore if I have no change from a fifty it stands to reason that I have drunk ten, well I can't argue with that logic. But usually drunkeness has a way of warping all logic, especially when it comes to money. Very few pubs have such a wonderful and precise pricing for pints, usually it's something a little bit over or under. If you're buying rounds too it all gets a bit complicated. I can keep a gimlet eye on my spending up to a point on a night on the beer, but, if it's a big one, the next day I find endless small change and crumpled never to be looked at receipts warring for space in my pockets and me left with only a rough guess, at best, about how much I actually coughed up. And as for how much I actually drank...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,154 ✭✭✭✭josip


    16 pints on a pub crawl.
    At the end of which I met the wonderful girl who would later become my wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭victor8600


    Exactly 500 ml of vodka (at 40%) in ~1 hour. Did not pass out and have the vivid memory of having to literally crawl out of the bed to a waste bin to throw up couple of hours later.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    josip wrote: »
    16 pints on a pub crawl.
    At the end of which I met the wonderful girl who would later become my wife.

    Alcohol can bring people together in many wonderful ways :)

    "Alcohol - because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Alcohol can bring people together in many wonderful ways :)

    "Alcohol - because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad"

    Obligatory "username fits" post.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    If you can remember how much you drank, it probably wasn't that much. I stayed up drinking for three nights once. And I slept the hangover off; those were the days.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Feisar wrote: »
    Obligatory "username fits" post.

    I have a reputation to uphold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Mocha Joe wrote: »
    Is 90% of this thread lies?

    I would say embellishment and/or plain old mis-remembering in definitely a lot of cases...a lot of them are definitely not true, or else boards has some of the most hardened wino's the world over!

    Personally the most I've ever drank was probably the time I drank a 1L of Captain Morgans, it was over a 12 hour period but I wasn't right for several days afterwards, the hangover was horrific.

    Easy to measure how much you're had in that context, or if drinking cans at home, hard when out in the pub drinking pints though. Last weekend I was at a funeral and there was around 12/13 pints had that day. Doubt I've ever had much more than that in one session.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,768 ✭✭✭raze_them_all_


    I would say embellishment and/or plain old mis-remembering in definitely a lot of cases...a lot of them are definitely not true, or else boards has some of the most hardened wino's the world over!

    Personally the most I've ever drank was probably the time I drank a 1L of Captain Morgans, it was over a 12 hour period but I wasn't right for several days afterwards, the hangover was horrific.

    Easy to measure how much you're had in that context, or if drinking cans at home, hard when out in the pub drinking pints though. Last weekend I was at a funeral and there was around 12/13 pints had that day. Doubt I've ever had much more than that in one session.
    Body weight and frequency of drinking have a lot to play


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,013 ✭✭✭✭James Brown


    Crock Rock wrote: »
    I'm not a well built man, I'm 171 cm and 70ish kg.


    Over the course of a 15 hour session (mixture of drinking at home and in a pub) I had:

    6 cans of Guinness.
    5 pints of Beamish.
    3 bottles of Guinness.
    3 pints of Murphys Stout.


    I was stocious and in bits the next day.

    You?


    Sitting? Lightweight ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Well if you bought 20 cans and a bottle of spirits and woke up the next day and they were gone it's safe to assume you drank them.


    If i have 50 quid in my pocket and a pint is a fiver,when i run out of money i know i've drank ten pints. Take out 2 50s and drink that at a fiver a pint it's 20 pints.


    Bottle of whiskey by the bed..drink it and you've drank a bottle of whiskey.


    its really not difficult


    This is true, if you are drinking in a house then you probably can count it easy enough. Friend of mine was the only one drinking Bulmers at a new years eve house party and he counted 17 empty cans of the stuff, he also had a few whiskey's at about 4 in the morning to top it off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Crock Rock wrote: »
    I'm not a well


    You?

    With all due respect crock, I'm a fairly heavy drinker, not a feckin accountant. Tallying up drinks is the preserve of teenagers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8 agrifan_1090


    I'd say some amount of toxic waste came out of your guts after that amount of stout!!

    Most I ever drank was 13 pints of Guinness at my Grandad's funeral as well all a couple of Pernod Black chasers. I destroyed the toilet bowl the next day :(

    You know you're Irish when the most you ever
    drank was at a funeral


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,455 ✭✭✭tritium


    I was never one for the getting stocious mindset, however I remember a friends birthday that pretty much confirmed that for me. His sister asked us all to chip in for a drink for him and, without telling us, had the barman fill a pint glass with spirits, top it off with lemonade, and proceeded to hand it to him to down in one.

    Poor bastard had only had a half bottle of cider at that point and in about 2 minutes went from sober to horribly pissed - not nice pissed either, the kind where you’re actually worried are they going to be ok. On reflection it was a ****ing stupid thing to do by his sis but very eye opening as to how alcohol can hit someone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Honestly can't remember, I've been on a good few sessions. A couple of 48hr ones. So good only knows how much I had. All I know is I'd be very very hungover. Thankfully I gave it up, hangovers are awful


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭upinsmoke


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Honestly can't remember, I've been on a good few sessions. A couple of 48hr ones. So good only knows how much I had. All I know is I'd be very very hungover. Thankfully I gave it up, hangovers are awful

    Don't mind the hangovers but the anxiety for 3 or four days afterwards with work kills ms


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