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Its being turned on this SATURDAY!!! Large Hadron Collider goes ON

  • 07-08-2008 6:17pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭


    The Machine!

    Hi Gang,

    Nice knowing you all. :eek:


    The machine has been called the largest scientific experiment in history and it straddles the French and Swiss border buried at a depth of 330 feet underground.

    It cost $5.8 billion to set up and with it scientists will hunt for signs of invisible "dark matter" and "dark energy"

    The most powerful atom-smasher ever built could make some strange discoveries, such as invisible matter or extra dimensions in space, after it is switched on this Saturday.

    However the safety of the powerful collider has been debated for years.

    Some critics fear that the Large Hadron Collider may actually exceed physicists' wildest calculations by creating a black hole that could swallow Earth, or spit out particles that could turn the planet into a hot dead mass, or release theoretical killer particles known as strangelets.

    Scientists at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, say this is ridiculous.

    Project leader Lyn Evans said: "Obviously, the world will not end when the LHC switches on."

    "There is a huge army of scientists who know what they are talking about and are sleeping quite soundly as far as concerns the LHC."

    And David Francis, a physicist on the collider's huge ATLAS particle detector said: "If I thought that this was going to happen, I would be well away from here."

    Comforting words indeed.

    The Collider
    The collider basically consists of a ring of supercooled magnets 17 miles in circumference attached to huge barrel-shaped detectors.

    When it is at full power, two beams of protons will race around the huge ring 11,000 times a second in opposite directions. They will travel in two tubes and speed through a vacuum that is colder and emptier than outer space.

    Large detectors and cameras will collect data as the protons collide and 15 petabytes of data will be collected each year equivalent to a pile of CDs 12miles tall

    No danger
    Martin Rees, a physicist, has estimated the chance of an accelerator producing a global catastrophe at one in 50 million which is about the same odds as winning some lotteries.

    A CERN team has also issued a report concluding that there is "no conceivable danger" of a cataclysmic event.

    However, skeptics theorize that micro black holes produced by the collider might be trapped inside the earth's gravitational field and eventually threaten the planet.

    Either way we find out this Saturday.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Daycent. Hopefully we all cease to exist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Should have built it in Cork so:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Good, i have a deadline next week so if the world ends i don't have to worry about it.

    Come on Black Mesa incident for real, everyone stock up on crowbars!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    About time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭redshoulder


    If a micro black hole were produced they would only last for a fraction of a second.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,840 ✭✭✭Trev M


    Seachmall - that was quality


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    If a micro black hole were produced they would only last for a friction of a second.
    Some typos are funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Terry wrote: »
    About time.

    yup
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    Steyr - do you know if the world is going to be annihilated in the morning or the afternoon on Saturday? I bought tickets to go see Galway vs. Kerry in the afternoon but if the world is going to end circa 4pm Saturday I'm f*cked if I'm going to spend my last hours on earth sitting in traffic on the N6!!

    Also seeing as we're on the topic and ladies out there who want to make sure they feel like a real woman before they die would need to get in contact quick as I only have until Saturday to do it you all.

    On the up side a black hole would nicely sort out the global warming problem!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    I still don't understand how a bunch of scientist nerds managed to talk loads of countries into giving them billions of euros to build something which could destroy the earth.

    Quality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    yup
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    Awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    AARRRGH wrote: »
    I still don't understand how a bunch of scientist nerds managed to talk loads of countries into giving them billions of euros to build something which could destroy the earth.

    Quality.
    Ahh, they said the same about the atom bomb and we're all here now, minus a few hundred thousand Japanese and what would have been their descendants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    AARRRGH wrote: »
    I still don't understand how a bunch of scientist nerds managed to talk loads of countries into giving them billions of euros to build something which could destroy the earth.

    Quality.

    It's win-win.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭-annex-


    Unfortunately for all you black hole fetishists out there, it's only an injection test. The end of the world doesn't come until October/November.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    I'll be on the watch out for Zombies. This is exactly the cunning decoy for Z-day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    dfx- wrote: »
    I'll be on the watch out for Zombies. This is exactly the cunning decoy for Z-day.

    Agreed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I don't think we'll be missed much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 holylucifer


    Conor108 wrote: »
    Should have built it in Cork so:D

    :-) cork,as for blackhole at cork hahah.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    -annex- wrote: »
    Unfortunately for all you black hole fetishists out there, it's only an injection test. The end of the world doesn't come until October/November.

    I don't think I've ever been so disappointed a post. (Well, except maybe when I found out Tar's true gender.) Is there any chance that if this injection test goes wrong the world may still end on Saturday? Cos I'm going to very drunk on Friday night and I'll probably sleep a lot better if I know I won't be waking up with a terrible hangover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    pardon my ignorance but will it take more than a day for the particles to collide or will they be traveling at massive speed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    It may doom us all, but it really is a beautiful machine...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭Hansel


    It may doom us all, but it really is a beautiful machine...

    some of the comments on there are quality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,178 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    The Hadron Collider restores my faith in humanity, such a triumph of pure thought


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Drift wrote: »
    Also seeing as we're on the topic and ladies out there who want to make sure they feel like a real woman before they die would need to get in contact quick as I only have until Saturday to do it you all.
    !

    Yeah, I need some shirts ironed as well:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    It may doom us all, but it really is a beautiful machine...

    Wow, it looks amazing. The scale of it really drives home how much money,effort, and intelligence has gone into this, with the simple goal of increasing our understanding of the world. Makes me feel kind of warm and fuzzy inside. I really wish I knew more about physics though.

    Hansel wrote: »
    some of the comments on there are quality.

    The half life ones are good, but this
    Zippy wrote:
    Well, if this does kill us all, it will be a shame we won't have this blog/comments section to learn why America was to blame...
    and
    Don_Durito wrote:
    The end of the world is pretty
    are pure class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    It may doom us all, but it really is a beautiful machine...

    Amazing photos.
    Some feat of engineering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Will we be able to divide by zero after this?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Kold wrote: »
    Will we be able to divide by zero after this?
    1/0=1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    this could be the breakthrough that takes the hman race to the next "Level".

    the Vulcans may be about to make first contact.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Hansel wrote: »
    some of the comments on there are quality.

    Best one is
    74.

    more like large HARDON collider amirite?
    Posted by David August 1, 08 05:04 PM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    "Unforeseen Consequences" anyone? [/half life] :pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Guess I'm not working on Sunday afterall. AlmightyCushion; 1. Boss: 0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Guess I'm not working on Sunday afterall. AlmightyCushion; 1. Boss: 0
    Screw that.
    If it all goes down it'll be Terry: 1. The state Vs Terry: 0 because Monday won't happen.

    Bring on the apocalypse.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    Hope it doesn't run Windows Vista
    It's only there to play Crysis on max settings

    /nerd hat off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc4.jpg

    look at the swinging hips on him/her (hopefully her)

    [bee gees]

    oh
    oh
    oh
    oh
    staying allllllllllliiiiiveeeeeeee

    [/bee gees]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,178 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Terry wrote: »
    Screw that.
    If it all goes down it'll be Terry: 1. The state Vs Terry: 0 because Monday won't happen.

    Bring on the apocalypse.


    Unless the state turns into a superstate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    this could be the breakthrough that takes the hman race to the next "Level".

    the Vulcans may be about to make first contact.:cool:

    next level!!! but i havent found all the bonuses yet. I NEED MORE TIME!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    The switch on date is September 10th, we still have a month of existence to live, enjoy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Kold wrote: »
    Will we be able to divide by zero after this?

    Chuck Norris already can.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    i for one cannot wait to be spaghettified


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Those pics are pretty feckin savage!! I hope it wasn't built by the same people who make christmas tree lights, one wire goes and they're ****ed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Does anyone have link because I can't find anything about it being turned on today. I've been googling and looks like it was first turned on in 2006 but the first 'beam' is set to go Sep. 10 this year:confused:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    *runs to the Zombie Apocalypse Forum*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,775 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    mukki wrote: »
    http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc4.jpg

    look at the swinging hips on him/her (hopefully her)

    [bee gees]

    oh
    oh
    oh
    oh
    staying allllllllllliiiiiveeeeeeee

    [/bee gees]

    This needs waaaay more love imo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 256 ✭✭Turnip2000


    Sanka... you dead?

    Ya mon.

    ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    someone already posted that vid in this thread man....


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 24,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sully




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