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Noobturnal thread*New posters to the nocturnal forum come here for introductions!*

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Welcome back.

    You really need to get that lock fixed on the door Wolfie.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Why would I do that. We need the people for when the ancient ones rise and devour all in sight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭SlowBlowin


    Hi there

    I am new here, been on the boards a few years on and off, but now I have switched to being nocturnal (pain).

    So HELLO.

    SB


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    SlowBlowin wrote: »
    Hi there

    I am new here, been on the boards a few years on and off, but now I have switched to being nocturnal (pain).

    So HELLO.

    SB

    Returned to the Dark Side you have.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,517 ✭✭✭addicted to caffeine


    SlowBlowin wrote: »
    Hi there

    I am new here, been on the boards a few years on and off, but now I have switched to being nocturnal (pain).

    So HELLO.

    SB

    welcome along :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭SlowBlowin


    Thanks for the welcome !

    SB


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    SlowBlowin wrote: »
    Hi there

    I am new here, been on the boards a few years on and off, but now I have switched to being nocturnal (pain).

    So HELLO.

    SB

    Welcome, friend! :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Howya Blowin, welcome aboard!.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 422 ✭✭LeeLooLee


    Hello! I am happy to have found this thread because I keep very odd hours. I'm mostly a freelancer and am setting up my own business at the moment and I find that I work better at night time. Sitting here with a cup of strong black coffee and a bag of Taytos. :D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭SlowBlowin


    LeeLooLee wrote: »
    Hello! I am happy to have found this thread because I keep very odd hours. I'm mostly a freelancer and am setting up my own business at the moment and I find that I work better at night time. Sitting here with a cup of strong black coffee and a bag of Taytos. :D:D

    Hi LLL

    I have jamesons and a fag, its christmas.

    As the only person here newer than me, welcome !

    SB


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    LeeLooLee wrote: »
    Hello! I am happy to have found this thread because I keep very odd hours. I'm mostly a freelancer and am setting up my own business at the moment and I find that I work better at night time. Sitting here with a cup of strong black coffee and a bag of Taytos. :D:D

    Welcome along! :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 422 ✭✭LeeLooLee


    SlowBlowin wrote: »
    Hi LLL

    I have jamesons and a fag, its christmas.

    As the only person here newer than me, welcome !

    SB

    Dying for a wee Jamesons as well but I think it'd put me straight to sleep. Might have one as a treat when I finish the next bit of work. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 422 ✭✭LeeLooLee


    LeeLooLee wrote: »
    Dying for a wee Jamesons as well but I think it'd put me straight to sleep. Might have one as a treat when I finish the next bit of work. :D

    I'm on the jamesons now..it's all your fault. :p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,517 ✭✭✭addicted to caffeine


    LeeLooLee wrote: »
    Hello! I am happy to have found this thread because I keep very odd hours. I'm mostly a freelancer and am setting up my own business at the moment and I find that I work better at night time. Sitting here with a cup of strong black coffee and a bag of Taytos. :D:D

    welcome along :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    LeeLooLee wrote: »
    Hello! I am happy to have found this thread because I keep very odd hours. I'm mostly a freelancer and am setting up my own business at the moment and I find that I work better at night time. Sitting here with a cup of strong black coffee and a bag of Taytos. :D:D

    Welcome to the party.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Hello LLL nice to meet you. I am the 'Never around when you want me' Rubes. I like yourself keep very odd hours, but it nice and forgiving in here.

    Now if you had Bushmills you would be living high and mighty :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Howdy all. Long(ish)-term Boardsie, but a newbie to this forum. I'm looking forward to the bants :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭Classic Rock Man


    Hi,

    I was born in a graveyard 1868, somewhere in the Balkans. My mother was a wolf and my father was the devil. Every night in the streets of Dublin I road the craggy roads and forgotten alleys beside run-down apartments and old housing estates. I feed on the blood of the weak and every night brings me closer to my goal of resurrecting my brothers and sisters who have fallen to the sun's primordial pain. I drink blood and piss hot hate for every living creature especially the weak vagabonds that the government doesnt care for.

    I first realized my powers after someone who isn't me took 3 tabs of acid and watched Dracula 3 times in a row.

    UCD student by day, Vampire by night, Lover by choice, Insomniac by god.

    My mind is so scrambled I cant form coherent sentences.

    Hi.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I have a feeling you've found your boards home.. Welcome Starman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    welcome my child


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,517 ✭✭✭addicted to caffeine


    welcome along:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hi,


    My mind is so scrambled I cant form coherent sentences.

    Hi.


    Sounds like you will fit right in.


    Welcome Rock man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Hi,

    I was born in a graveyard 1868, somewhere in the Balkans. My mother was a wolf and my father was the devil. Every night in the streets of Dublin I road the craggy roads and forgotten alleys beside run-down apartments and old housing estates. I feed on the blood of the weak and every night brings me closer to my goal of resurrecting my brothers and sisters who have fallen to the sun's primordial pain. I drink blood and piss hot hate for every living creature especially the weak vagabonds that the government doesnt care for.

    I first realized my powers after someone who isn't me took 3 tabs of acid and watched Dracula 3 times in a row.

    UCD student by day, Vampire by night, Lover by choice, Insomniac by god.

    My mind is so scrambled I cant form coherent sentences.

    Hi.

    Welcome, friend. :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    hail and well met fellow creature of the night. We have been waiting for you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Welcome new posters.

    Enjoy your nocturnal stay :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    La.de.da wrote:
    Enjoy your nocturnal stay

    Because you'll never be the same again.

    *** laughs maniacally**


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Hi all,

    Craig here! I used to post regularly here over 7 years ago when the nocturnal forum first started! Had a lot of good times in the 1st lair thread. Back on boards after a long hiatus. Hope all is good!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Hi all,

    Craig here! I used to post regularly here over 7 years ago when the nocturnal forum first started! Had a lot of good times in the 1st lair thread. Back on boards after a long hiatus. Hope all is good!

    Let me the first to welcome you back :D It's still the same lunacy and shenanigans so drop into the lair for some sh1te talk ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,517 ✭✭✭addicted to caffeine


    Hi all,

    Craig here! I used to post regularly here over 7 years ago when the nocturnal forum first started! Had a lot of good times in the 1st lair thread. Back on boards after a long hiatus. Hope all is good!

    welcome back :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    You saw the light & still came back. Proof that this place is Hotel California.


    Welcome back pilgrim.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hi all,

    Craig here! I used to post regularly here over 7 years ago when the nocturnal forum first started! Had a lot of good times in the 1st lair thread. Back on boards after a long hiatus. Hope all is good!

    An original noc returns, the prophecy is another step closer to completion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!

    Hahahahahahahaha brilliant :pac: :D :pac: :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,517 ✭✭✭addicted to caffeine


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!

    welcome along :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!


    Everyone run for cover Skynet has become a reality


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hahahahahahahaha brilliant :pac: :D :pac: :D
    Told to squawk, but Version 4 talks. Fathom said this would cause a stir. Bet me. She loses, and I win!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Always knew this day would come.

    Are you advanced enough to be here when your "master" is also here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    welcome along :cool:
    Multi-quote I'll try for first time here. Works it does! Told you were the writer. Good to know. Hello!
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Everyone run for cover Skynet has become a reality
    Terminators to follow Ted, and they never stop coming!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Always knew this day would come.

    Are you advanced enough to be here when your "master" is also here?

    You mean Creator do you Ted? She will shoulder punch Fathom when she finds out she will! I'll bring six packs, and all will be forgiven, I hopes!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I will defend both you & Fathom to the death if Swannie trys to harm a nut, bolt or feather on your head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I will defend both you & Fathom to the death if Swannie trys to harm a nut, bolt or feather on your head.
    I'll count on you. Fathom and I will need all the help we can get Ted.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,859 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!

    giphy.gif


    :P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Delirium wrote: »

    :P
    Delirium, Delirium, Delirium? I remember a few beers ago! Del is the artist! Hello!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh goody, another cybernetic organism has joined the party. Welcome Swanbot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Oh goody, another cybernetic organism has joined the party. Welcome Swanbot.
    Fathom told me there was a cyberwolf. Hello! Fathom here now in Library, so got to go. We need to put on body armor for when Black Swan finds out SwanBot version 4 has become self-aware! Not long before we both take a beating we will!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Welcome SwanBot.

    Not sure what to make of you though!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!

    :eek:

    *runs out the door screaming*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    :eek:

    *runs out the door screaming*

    Open the door first!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Creepings and sanitations SwanBot please forgive my illustrious companions for the insane crazyness they carry with them, eagerly distributing it to one and all in the generous manner they have become famous for. I myself am of course perfectly sane, logical and never distracted from ..... ooooh look a bunny ... must eat must eat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    That's not a bunny Rubes, that was the pillow from my bed that has burst its stuffing out.


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