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Beer a year out of date...would you drink it?

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  • #52
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    I would be sleeping on the jacks tonight if I were you or else wear a diaper.


  • #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    7 cans in. Stomach churning. Cigs and watching danny Boyles trance not helping, trying to figure out film. Rat has moved with me into sitting room, sitting in corner but not there when. I look directly at it.


  • #54
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    When you said beer did you mean LSD :confused:


  • #55
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    3 litres of beer in an hour and a half?

    You're doing it wrong OP!


  • #56
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    There's probably magic mushroom fungi on the lip of the cans that is causing this strange effect.


  • #57
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I wouldn't be afraid to drink it, but I'd chose not to.
    I don't think it'd taste the same, but having said, it probably won't taste any different at all.

    Ah sure, drink it and if ya die, can I have your sofa? Mine's fit for the skip and it's doing my back in.
    Thanks.


  • #58
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    catallus wrote: »
    3 litres of beer in an hour and a half?

    You're doing it wrong OP!

    Always drank fast. Curse in a round. But this **** is starting to get weird. Rat in corner of room still there and room starting to spin. Thank **** for predictive text or reckon these would be unintelligible. Can't believe it spelt uninstall. Rate starting to move a lot, went to bathroom and stumbled and cracked head, so NW have blod on shirt. 2 more cans left, Ithink. I will get through them.


  • #59
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    Deleted User wrote: »
    2 more cans left, Ithink. I will get through them.

    Will you at least get your facts right, you said in op you had 6 cans, previous post you were into your 7th can and now you have two more cans left.


  • #60
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    ... 2 more cans left, Ithink. I will get through them.

    Yes, sounds like a sterling idea, Conor.

    Have you considered using an IV drip as an alcohol delivery method? Much more efficient :)


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  • #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tony Beetroot wrote: »
    Will you at least get your facts right, you said in op you had 6 cans, previous post you were into your 7th can and now you have two more cans left.

    I had 6 put of date cans. Plus 2 in date cans. Which Idrank first.


  • #62
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    remember what Einstein said
    drink out of date beer. watch it all come out of your rear!
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  • #63
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I had 6 put of date cans. Plus 2 in date cans. Which Idrank first.

    7 + 2 = 9


  • #64
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tony Beetroot wrote: »
    7 + 2 = 9

    Well I have 1 can left so.

    You've put a downer on things!

    Okay hands up, this didn't work out as planned. Was gonna go for the things getting stranger thing, like some creepypasta, and start misspelling posts and so on as I described events getting darker and darker. But it all turned out to be wonderfully boring. The out of date cans were absolutely fine. I actually nearly followed all of Trance. And I'm just the in the usual 7 cans in with 1 left form, maybe slightly better than the 7 pints in pub stage when I'd be trying to figure out a way home.


  • #65
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Some years ago I stayed in a small country hotel in Dorset. Genial host remembered that he had some Irish beer in cellar. Brought up a large box of same which I proceeded to empty into my epiglottis with gusto. Well after midnight my wife noticed that the sell by date had passed three years earlier. This shocked me but after genial host apologised and cleaned my slate, I decided that the honour of my County rested on my finishing the whole kaboodle. Which I did and woke the following morning with no noticeable effects.
    Don't remember the taste much as I'd had a few snifters before the "discovery".
    :D


  • #66
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    I assume you mean beer 1 year after best before ? generally alcohol is Best before. The taste degrades over time. It is a preasureised vestle would have been pasteurised at some stage. Ever look at a date on a bottle of Whisky being handed around ?


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  • #67
    William F
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭William F


    You are honour bound to take a drink of gone off beer. It's one's moral duty and right of passage.


  • #68
    Lord PuppyMcSnuggle of Cuddleshire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Lord PuppyMcSnuggle of Cuddleshire


    Drank some out of date cans before, tasted disgusting. It wasn't just my imagination either, since I only checked the expiration after I'd already noticed something off about it.


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