Killer whales declare war on Japan.

Say my name · 12-07-2019 8:30pm #1

It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

Full article here...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

Ubbquittious · 12-07-2019 8:31pm

Bout time they turned the tables

Auguste Comte · 12-07-2019 8:33pm

Karma.

Tilikum17 · 12-07-2019 8:34pm

Not read the article yet, but of its true it would be the first time killer whales attacked a human in the wild.

Roger Hassenforder · 12-07-2019 8:34pm

Whaler cnuts.
I hope they were delicious (if you're an Orca)

jam_mac_jam · 12-07-2019 8:34pm

Not as stupid as they look.

TuringBot47 · 12-07-2019 8:35pm

Auguste Comte wrote: »

Karma.

No, Orca.

spectre · 12-07-2019 8:36pm

It's a satirical website.

Cyclical Apocalypse · 12-07-2019 8:37pm

Say my name wrote: »

It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

Full article here...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

The story seems kind of fishy perhaps what really happened was leaking gas poisoned and killed the 16 crew, and the Japanese are trying to cover it up by blaming it on the whales.

If it is true, then this is the first reported case of wild killer whales targeting and eating humans.

Edit: Fair play, OP ha ha.

odyssey06 · 12-07-2019 8:37pm

This is why we must all support the Japanese in their noble endeavour to eradicate a serious threat to humanity.

We see again the folly of sending the Irish fleet to Rockall when it should be patrolling the Southern Ocean. The Daily News informs us this was all a plot to stir up war between Ireland and Scotland to tie up our naval resources.

It's them or us. I hear whale makes nice sushi too.

Bogwoppit · 12-07-2019 8:37pm

Say my name wrote: »

It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

Full article here...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

Did you actually look at the page OP? “World News Daily Where facts don’t matter”

Tilikum17 · 12-07-2019 8:37pm

Has to be bull****

mzungu · 12-07-2019 8:38pm

Say my name wrote: »

It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

Full article here...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

Spoof news site.

banie01 · 12-07-2019 8:40pm

Whales 16 - Japan 0

Could be a handy predictor for the Rugby World Cup!!

Roger Hassenforder · 12-07-2019 8:41pm

banie01 wrote: »

Whales 16 - Japan 0

Could be a handy predictor for the Rugby World Cup!!

I hope they dont get the pumas

odyssey06 · 12-07-2019 8:42pm

mzungu wrote: »

Spoof news site.

Sssh. You're ruining it!

wakka12 · 12-07-2019 8:44pm

Wow is this definitely a true story? As far as Im aware there has never been a documented case of a killer whale attacking a human in the wild before. So this would be an extraordinary event

I see its a spoof news website. What is the point of this story? Its not even funny at all

BrokenArrows · 12-07-2019 8:44pm

Wow that's crazy.

This is the first time in recorded history that Orcas have killed humans in the wild. All other human deaths were when orcas were in captivity.

And to think the first incident resulted in 16 deaths.

Edit: just noticed it's a fake news site.

banie01 · 12-07-2019 8:47pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I hope they dont get the pumas

I'd be more worried about us getting them based on previous RWC results :pac:

Say my name · 12-07-2019 8:52pm

And the Prince of Whales declined to comment on the atrocities.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 12-07-2019 8:56pm

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Wow that's crazy.

This is the first time in recorded history that Orcas have killed humans in the wild. All other human deaths were when orcas were in captivity.

And to think the first incident resulted in 16 deaths.

It never happened!!!

odyssey06 · 12-07-2019 9:00pm

Isaiah Powerful Radial wrote: »

It never happened!!!

Yes that's what they want you to think.
All those ships going down in the ocean mysteriously... open your eyes.

They've bribed up with krill haven't they~?

SEPT 23 1989 · 12-07-2019 9:00pm

There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man

Thelonious Monk · 12-07-2019 9:01pm

I wonder why whales get so much attention while supertrawlers the size of container ships continue to wreck entire ecosystems that whales may depend on

TuringBot47 · 12-07-2019 9:02pm

Sharknado was based on a true story too.

odyssey06 · 12-07-2019 9:04pm

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

I wonder why whales get so much attention while supertrawlers the size of container ships continue to wreck entire ecosystems that whales may depend on

In a general sense you are correct of course, but in the context of this thread I label you not a team player.

Atoms for Peace · 12-07-2019 9:18pm

The Japanese will obviously have to build a giant bipedal robot or Godzilla to fight the whales.

gifted · 12-07-2019 9:18pm

Sea shepherds are up in arms...no whale wars this year.....hanging around now with nothing to do...

the_syco · 12-07-2019 9:29pm

Say my name wrote: »

Full article here...

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

From the same site;
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/
BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH

odyssey06 · 12-07-2019 9:31pm

the_syco wrote: »

From the same site;

Fake news planted by whale stooges to discredit the World News Daily Report.

greenfield21 · 12-07-2019 9:35pm

Does anybody else miss whale wars on Discovery channel.

Dravokivich · 12-07-2019 10:28pm

greenfield21 wrote: »

Does anybody else miss whale wars on Discovery channel.

Only to see what stupid sh1t they'd do. Dont know how people tookem seriously. Saw someone wearing a sea shepherd shirt recently.

mad muffin · 12-07-2019 11:23pm

This is a joke website like the onion… lol

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-dog-catcher-accused-of-having-sex-with-over-150-stray-dogs/

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-transported-to-hospital-after-getting-squirrel-stuck-in-his-rectum/

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/syria-kurdish-fighters-liberate-3000-sheep-held-as-sex-slaves-by-isis/

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/500-lbs-woman-kills-worlds-oldest-tortoise-by-accidentally-sitting-on-it/

PsychoPete · 12-07-2019 11:42pm

There was actually 17 crew members, the 17th was an orca in human disguise. He caused the gas leak. It was all a planned attack by the orcas

nuyil simp · 13-07-2019 12:31am

whale oil beef hooked if they develop opposable thumbs...

theonion. com/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs-1819565718

JupiterKid · 13-07-2019 4:24am

Poor Japanese whalers who were mercilessly devoured alive shrieking in the cold choppy seas by those bloodthirsty Orcas. Well, they were sort of asking for it, weren’t they?

I for one welcome our new Orca overlords...

Tilikum17 · 13-07-2019 7:54am

Dravokivich wrote: »

Only to see what stupid sh1t they'd do. Dont know how people tookem seriously. Saw someone wearing a sea shepherd shirt recently.

Sea shepherd do a lot more than what’s on that ****e tv show. One ship in particular spends day after day pulling up dumped fishing nets. They do a ton of amazing work for ocean wildlife.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afWv-S1xPr8

Atoms for Peace · 13-07-2019 8:03am

Richard Harris was killed by a wild orca once.

Killer whales declare war on Japan.

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