WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

New Home · 30-09-2018 4:11pm

Aaaaand... here's a new level of dumb. Their IQ must be the sum of their respective shoe size. And I'm being generous.

New Home · 01-10-2018 12:56am

And here's another gem.

New Home · 01-10-2018 3:14am

Idiots of the world, UNITE!

Paddy Cow · 01-10-2018 6:10pm

^^^ This never gets old :pac:

New Home · 02-10-2018 7:28pm

oleras · 02-10-2018 10:37pm

Angela Merkel's censored hair
^^^

Fiction.

New Home · 02-10-2018 11:37pm

oleras wrote: »

^^^

Fiction.

Good to know, I'll move it to YLYL, so.

New Home · 04-10-2018 7:09pm

https://i.imgur.com/LsIs91D.mp4

Gloomtastic! · 04-10-2018 8:28pm

^^^^ Watching that, just waiting for it to go badly wrong! :eek:

Capt'n Midnight · 04-10-2018 11:50pm

New Home wrote: »

This wasn't someone cutting in.

This was a line of traffic rear ended by a truck driver on his phone.

New Home · 04-10-2018 11:54pm

Jesus.

Still - cutting in, using the phone, tailgating, not indicating, no seatbelts, speeding, drink driving... whatever it is, it just goes to show how bad things can go. Just to put a "positive" spin on it, they're lucky it didn't catch fire.

New Home · 05-10-2018 12:03am

Paddy Cow · 05-10-2018 12:10am

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

^^^^ Watching that, just waiting for it to go badly wrong! :eek:

Like the time Garry Hoy ran at a window to prove how strong it was and he ended up taking a 24 storey dive to his death :eek:

inforfun · 05-10-2018 8:16am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

This wasn't someone cutting in.

This was a line of traffic rear ended by a truck driver on his phone.

http://livetrucking.com/four-tractor-trailers-and-a-pickup-were-involved-in-a-fatal-pileup-on-interstate-20/

The story and more pics.

And what that car should look like:

05-10-2018 9:50am

^^^^^^
And people drive SUV's because they think that they're safer in them!

inforfun · 05-10-2018 10:05am

In fairness, a Smart would have been evaporated in that collision

05-10-2018 10:46am

inforfun wrote: »

In fairness, a Smart would have been evaporated in that collision

True, but I would have expected more of a crumple on the front of the truck, there must have been a very solid object in front of the SUV for such a severe compaction though.

New Home · 05-10-2018 10:56am

inforfun wrote: »

In fairness, a Smart would have been evaporated in that collision

Nah, it would have fit neatly under the lorry.

Pawwed Rig · 05-10-2018 11:38am

New Home wrote: »

Just to put a "positive" spin on it, they're lucky it didn't catch fire.

Who were lucky? The dead people in the car?
I am assuming noone could have survived...........

New Home · 05-10-2018 11:43am

No, obviously not the couple in the car who got killed instantly (the article said so, too, and frankly, I don't think they had the time to realise what was happening), but the people in the lorries and the other cars around them, and the rescue services, etc.

Did you see what happened on a motorway in Bologna during the summer? In that case, the driver of a lorry transporting GPL collided with a lorry in front of it which was carrying chemicals. The latter caught fire, causing the former to explode, and causing the collapse of part of the overpass it was on onto the stretch of road underneath, and lots of damage to all the nearby houses and businesses. The only casualty there, miraculously, was the driver of the lorry that exploded.

New Home · 05-10-2018 12:00pm

Sorry, that was two dead and at least 67 injured. Still "lucky", when you see this.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/fuel-truck-explosion-bologna-italy-highway-kills-least-2-injures-n897961

RobertFoster · 05-10-2018 1:08pm

Tabnabs wrote: »

DAFUQ?

@GuardianMemeWin might point towards it being a parody account

osarusan · 05-10-2018 1:12pm

^^^ It's fake. It's a parody account.

New Home · 05-10-2018 1:18pm

Alrighty, I'll move it back to YLYL and hang my head in shame. Again.

iLikeWaffles · 05-10-2018 4:38pm

New Home wrote: »

Alrighty, I'll move it back to YLYL and hang my head in shame. Again.

Can safely say a lot of people would not be laughing, on the inspection of the SUV.

New Home · 05-10-2018 4:43pm

iLikeWaffles wrote: »

Can safely say a lot of people would not be laughing, on the inspection of the SUV.

That wasn't the picture we were talking about. Our last few comments were about this.

Tabnabs wrote: »

DAFUQ?

RobertFoster · 05-10-2018 5:37pm

New Home wrote: »

That wasn't the picture we were talking about. Our last few comments were about this.

That's what you get for moving the post around so much, you're power mad!

New Home · 05-10-2018 7:07pm

RobertFoster wrote: »

That's what you get for moving the post around so much, you're power mad!

I was only trying to prevent a rake of reports, and this is the gratitude I get? Why, I oughta ban you! :mad: *Adjusts tiara and sceptre and ermine cape*

Capt'n Midnight · 05-10-2018 9:05pm

New Home wrote: »

ermine cape*

The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

-- Discworld wildlife (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

New Home · 05-10-2018 9:08pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

-- Discworld wildlife (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

I bet they never thought of asking the vermine politely and saying please. :rolleyes::mad:

evolving_doors · 06-10-2018 9:24am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oDq3_1SkQ8

New Home · 07-10-2018 2:03am

Tattoos

New Home · 07-10-2018 3:39pm

New Home · 10-10-2018 4:26pm

https://i.imgur.com/NBWC2Eq.mp4

inforfun · 11-10-2018 7:40am

Honourable mention and new pants for the driver o that black thing left making a sharp u-turn.

SolvableKnave · 11-10-2018 10:24am

inforfun wrote: »

Honourable mention and new pants for the driver o that black thing left making a sharp u-turn.

What about the poor taxi driver at the lights? Poor bastard just saw his life flash before him.

inforfun · 11-10-2018 10:54am

Yep, an Irish driver would have been killed as for whatever reason they just need to be over that line at traffic lights.
This guy didnt and survived.

New Home · 14-10-2018 1:30am

New Home · 14-10-2018 1:34am

Idiots. Idiots as far as the eye can see.

New Home · 14-10-2018 1:37am

gozunda · 14-10-2018 9:46pm

^^^

New Home · 14-10-2018 9:54pm

While I might agree with the former part of the statement on my previous post, it's the latter part that really makes me despair for humanity (unless it was posted by a 5-year-old, which is highly unlikely).

New Home · 16-10-2018 12:56pm

MOD NOTE: Folks, please remember that this is a light-hearted forum. Regardless of how hilarious something might look or how stupid someone might be, this is really not the place for showing videos of someone dying. Also, remember that the report function is there for a reason. Thanks.

BTW, I'm locking the thread temporarily for review.

EDIT: Thread unlocked.