Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Do you believe in the devil

«13

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Was it not you who complained about the lack of quality threads recently?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Are you trying to recruit followers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Buried in Killarney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭LightsStillOn


    He's already in me


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    He's already in me

    The kinky fecker. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,298 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    He's in the details


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭valoren


    But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

    Mark Twain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭kyogger


    valoren wrote: »
    But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

    Mark Twain

    I believe in the Devil as much as I believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, God etc

    They all share a similar amount of proof of their existence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    The devil is real and his name is Tequila.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Yes I do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭duchalla


    Nope, But I believe in Keyser Soze...


  • Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think I am wasting my life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I believe the Devil is a gas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    If there's no devil, then who invented deviled eggs? Huh? Huh? Checkmate, atheists! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,044 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Maybe not Old Nick himself, with horns and a tail, etc: (although I confess to a certain affection for old Uncle Screwtape.)

    But yes, I definitely do believe in evil: (just open the newspapers!)
    And I wouldn't underestimate the seductive power of it, either.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    A man of wealth and taste, by all accounts.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    He's the current leader of ISIS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    I don't believe in the Devil.

    I do believe in the hell created by our lord and saviour, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Filled with stripper factories and beer volcanoes, it sounds nice, but the strippers have diseases and the beer is stale.

    Remember, he boiled for your sins, Ramen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Why is it always referred to as "the" devil as opposed to god or "a" god?

    Is the devil the same across all religions.

    I think he is just misunderstood.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    timthumbni wrote: »
    Why is it always referred to as "the" devil as opposed to god or "a" god?

    Is the devil the same across all religions.

    I think he is just misunderstood.

    I believe it's formally God/Satan and The Devil/The Deity. In Christianity, anyway.

    As a former constituent of Senator Ted Cruz, I submit: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/satanists-are-furious-that-boehner-compared-ted-cruz-to-the-dark-lord/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Yes, he makes all of the best music.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    The devil, hmmm, wasn't she re-elected in Dublin West there a couple of months ago?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Roselm


    When I was in primary school one of the teachers told the class that the devil is everywhere something bad happens. He said if you fall in the yard at breaktime and cut your knee that's the devil's work. He must have leaved a very bleak, depressing life!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    I believe in the devil within people...that's the devil you see and hear about everyday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    I believe in the devil within people...that's the devil you see and hear about everyday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    I believe in the devil within people...that's the devil you see and hear about everyday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,229 ✭✭✭LeinsterDub


    katemarch wrote: »
    And I wouldn't underestimate the seductive power of it, either.

    It killed my friend's father, well figuratively the old man who told him his father was dead was a bit of a knob. He let him fight his own da n all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    He's already in me

    Did you get to touch his horn?:p


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    Don't believe the devil
    I don't believe his book
    But the truth is not the same
    Without the lies he made up
    Don't believe in excess
    Success is to give
    Don't believe in riches
    But you should see where I live
    I believe in love


Advertisement
Advertisement