she's unreal mark II!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-06-2003 09:58PM

no

no actually I won't

that was bloody boring

loismustdie · 17-06-2003 09:58PM

Originally posted by ShayK1
AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA Dogboy......."You are a very funny man!!"

And Dara ya feckin tit ya. She look pretty weird with those measurements........ i'd love to see her but i can't.
I'd say Waist: 8
Height : i think you said she was around 5' 7
Chest: 36C. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Girls is that more realistic??? I mean, could she stand up without falling on her (i was gonna say face) chest!!

aN EX OF SNOWBALLS? nOTHING IS REALISTIC...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-06-2003 10:00PM

is your caps lock key retarded?

seanos · 17-06-2003 10:03PM

tis some dialect of erm leet or somethin
ya nOt ReMembEr aLl the #H_i CoNVo's LIkE tHiS ? [not us - other feic's obviously lol]

loismustdie · 17-06-2003 10:07PM

my caps lock is special, well it had an extra chromosome because i was stoned during conception so it ended up looking retarded - don't be mean cillian!!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 17-06-2003 10:07PM

no no, I think that loismustdie is actually from that alternate star trek universe where everything is reversed!

i wonder if she has an evil goatee..

seanos · 17-06-2003 10:14PM

mordeth : invert the spacial flux field, and scan for alpha-gamma ray particles,

I'll get the beer - and it can be all sorted...

loismustdie · 17-06-2003 10:15PM

the young ozzy is throwing around insults, well isn't that sweet??? did you ever get your sugar bowl back from the gaff?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 18-06-2003 09:36AM

god damnit!

why does everyone call me ozzy!

oh and yeah i must have got the sugar bowl.. I don't remember taking it but it's there in the kitchen now

seanos · 18-06-2003 09:41AM

people must remember you having a reddish tint in yer hair for a while ...
and they could be callin ya worse ;P lol

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 18-06-2003 09:49AM

that reddish tinge looked damned good

i think I'll dig out those pics of me with blondeish hair

seanos · 18-06-2003 09:59AM

aww blonde hair
so ya can be compared to people in <insert random aussie soap>

Moonbeam · 22-06-2003 08:05PM

/me thinks he just jealous that ur hair is longer and his hair is permanently red:PP

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 22-06-2003 08:48PM

clearly...

/me hands sinnocence a bit of blue hair dye

go nuts..

seanos · 22-06-2003 09:21PM

lol,
nah tis ok ;p
i'll just about resist it all; prefer red to blue methinks ... don't think could drink that much alcohol in all honesty ... wouldn't wanna either lol

TomTom · 23-06-2003 12:17AM

yeak, well my hair is shorter so hahahaha and its black

Moonbeam · 23-06-2003 07:05PM

so?:P

Vulture · 23-06-2003 11:15PM

Hey calm down. It's easy to settle this aggrement. lets just all aggre that i have the longest and best hair and we can move on from their.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 23-06-2003 11:18PM

lets just all aggre that i have the longest and best hair and we can move on from their.

them's fightin words!

seanos · 23-06-2003 11:21PM

Originally posted by Vulture
Hey calm down. It's easy to settle this aggrement. lets just all aggre that i have the longest and best hair and we can move on from their.

damn my memory - i canna remember LOL
as i said before, retarded goldfish

I'm sure tis better than mord's at least -whatever bout tom's now, i dunno ;-)

TomTom · 05-07-2003 09:42AM

Considering my hair is about half an inch long and vultures is not much longer, I vote we do not resort to hair as an argument settler.

Moonbeam · 07-07-2003 12:52PM

/me pulls Toms hair

as i said before, retarded goldfish

ypu almost look like one too:P

seanos · 07-07-2003 01:41PM

oh i've got compliments coming left right and centre, between work ppl slagging my tie/t-shirt collection, you also slagging my tie's, and now i look like a goldfish - think ill just go bury my head in some sand and wait for the apololypse
...said too much
*note to self, kill all boards readers*

Moonbeam · 07-07-2003 02:40PM

is that not ostrichs?

seanos · 07-07-2003 03:25PM

i'm a /special/ goldfish ;p

seanos · 07-07-2003 03:32PM

please do remind me btw - how we got from talking about unreal women mark II, ... to my goldfishy looks ? ... I really find it hard to see any sort of link there, and people who know me know the way my logic works, so if i see no link - god help ya's all!

Moonbeam · 07-07-2003 04:08PM

how we got from talking about unreal women mark II, ... to my goldfishy looks ?

only one answer to that ur an unreal woman!

people who know me know the way my logic works,

seeing as I am the only person here who prob knows u I iwll explain that ot the rest,
it doesn't simple as that

seanos · 07-07-2003 04:19PM

Originally posted by Moonbeam
seeing as I am the only person here who prob knows u

Untrue, cillian experienced my logic - and unsure if i have used logic against tom/jp yet ... soon though .... very soon
/me preps the *hamster-cannon if anyone critises

*hamster-cannon

1/2 shaved hamster [top half shaved], wearing a swimming cap - these measures increase aerodynamics, saturated in petrol & set on fire [for the squeling sound effects, agitate hamster, and to set target on fire], and fired at high velocity from a cannon at someone ... the ultimate weapon!

**edit** an example of my logic - also great way of freaking ppl out explaining method/theroy behind whole thing - myself and friend derived idea on dart, and by end, people around us were staring/moving away slowly/causitously...

Lump · 07-07-2003 06:32PM

Jaysus, what a pack of pus5ies, do I have to come all the way from England to sort yas all out. Come on lads do it for mankind

John

she's unreal mark II!

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