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Manly words men should know

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  • 01-03-2016 11:38pm
    #1
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭


    Jackknife: Ballsing up reversing a trailer or skidding so an articulated vehicle forms a V shape.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Maturity: The state of acting one's age.


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    #3
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Hernia: it'll be grand, I'll walk it off.


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    #4
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Bottle up.

    For feelings.


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    #5
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,251 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Skid marks: the marks left over after skidding.


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Withdrawal: The act of taking money out of an account.


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    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    'I'm grand' (when nauseous with pain).


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    Odelay
    Registered Users Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭Odelay


    Flange


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    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Yore ma:


    As in, yeah right go fuvk yourself..


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    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Torque Wrench. What you have to leave the house to pick up from your mates garage.


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    #11
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Cuntin bastard.When skin gets removed from any extremity.


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    BreadnBuddha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭BreadnBuddha


    Banjaxed. When something is well and truly in need of being put in the shed as an excuse for buying new tools.


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Mandate...no wait.


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    #14
    Ice Maiden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Ice Maiden


    Oh these stubborn grass stains!

    Purple drapes!


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    #15
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,377 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    McGregors: Crisis in masculinity.

    As in, "He's got a bit of the McGregors goin' on that guy. Sure, didn't he try to fight a packet of crisps on the high street the last night, after a dozen pints".


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    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,482 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    not yet wrote: »
    Yore ma:

    Yore, Maeve

    n. Unsuccessful general election candidate for the Independent Alliance:

    http://www.maeveyore.ie/


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    #17
    Skerries
    Registered Users Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    shut yer hole and make me a sammich dammit!
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    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Felch

    Zuffle (I zuffled my cock on the curtains and legged it)


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    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Gangster: anyone that did work on something before you.


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    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Umph: Do it again but a lot harder.

    As in: Give it a little bit of umph.


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    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,508 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
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    Gastroenteritis...
    Sounds better than "I can't come into work because I have a dose of the sh1ts".

    Also; Skiving, the act of being paid but not working.


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    #22
    Arbitrary
    Registered Users Posts: 532 ✭✭✭Arbitrary


    Ballbag.


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    #23
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Manly words men should know (so they know to do the opposite)

    Man Up.
    No1 reason for the male suicide crisis.




    https://www.stpatricks.ie/blog/suicide-leading-cause-death-among-young-men-ireland


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    CFlat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,788 ✭✭✭CFlat


    Fubar- F**ked up beyond all recognition

    When you decide to try and fix something and realise after that you're not the handyman you thought you were.


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    #25
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,377 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Bants: Idiots describing idiocy to other idiots, in idiot.


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Arghus wrote: »
    Bants: Idiots describing idiocy to other idiots, in idiot.

    A man would say banter. He'd be ridiculed by other males if he said bants.


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    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,508 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
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    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    A man would say banter. He'd be ridiculed by other males if he said bants.

    "Simples".


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    #28
    fatknacker
    Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Axe
    Blood
    ...erm...
    Sweat
    Testosterone
    Rocky
    ....
    Shirt
    Trousers
    Beard

    And best of all...

    "Sorry"! (Omg I went there)


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    #29
    Ice Maiden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Ice Maiden


    Yorkie.


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    #30
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Haynes manual.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #31
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Made a bags of it-cocked things up more or less, ruined.


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