Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

everlast75 · 15-02-2016 09:54AM

F*cking Onions! Bane of my existence :mad:

I am starving, so I go into an Applegreen and get a sausage sambo on brown bread for my breakfast.

I get my office and get stuck in to eating it.

However, I get to the final 1/3rd of it and get an overwhelming taste of onion! Whoever made the sambo must have used a chopping board or a knife or something with them before making it - I gagged and felt sick.

Vile f**king things that pollute everything they touch

Badly Drunk Boy · 15-02-2016 10:13AM

everlast75 wrote: »

F*cking Onions! Bane of my existence :mad:

I am starving, so I go into an Applegreen and get a sausage sambo on brown bread for my breakfast.

I never buy sandwiches from a shop, although nearly the only exception is the canteen in work where I can see them making it, and tell them exactly what I want, ie. the very basics. There was a recent close call where the girl making it put my roll down millimetres from TOMATO JUICES! She's normally good about that sort of thing but this time, I saw her slicing up a tomato for the previous customer but she didn't wipe afterwards. She didn't wipe!

THE (potential) HORROR!!!

OldNotWIse · 15-02-2016 10:55AM

Colser wrote: »

She must be seriously hot if youre stuck for words ONW:pac:

I know right. Me stuck for words

eisenberg1 · 15-02-2016 11:35AM

Mrs E "I see John is taking Breda to Prague for a few days, a Valentines present"

Me "that's lovely"

To myself " I wonder what the fcuk he was caught doing this time"

kfallon · 15-02-2016 11:40AM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Mrs E "I see John is taking Breda to Prague for a few days, a Valentines present"

Me "that's lovely"

To myself " I wonder what the fcuk he was caught doing this time"

Whatever it is it'll be nothing compared to what he'll prob be caught doing in Prague

:pac:

OldNotWIse · 15-02-2016 11:41AM

Now we have a meeting. Feck. I am beyond TA at my inability to see past this ridiculous day dream at this stage

everlast75 · 15-02-2016 11:54AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Now we have a meeting. Feck. I am beyond TA at my inability to see past this ridiculous day dream at this stage

Delicately place a loaded mousetrap down your jocks. That will dissuade you from any impure thoughts.

kfallon · 15-02-2016 11:59AM

everlast75 wrote: »

Delicately place a loaded mousetrap down your jocks. That will dissuade you from any impure thoughts.

maudgonner · 15-02-2016 12:12PM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Daylight robbery by motorists!! At his time of the year (and roughly a month before the winter solstice), the time I leave my house for work coincides with the time it's bright. I hop on my bike, (no need to turn the turn the lights on because it's so bright!) and as soon as I leave my estate, every car still has their lights on which effectively makes it seem darker than it actually is and makes my look like I'm a typical law-breaking, safety-flouting cyclist.

IT'S BRIGHT OUT!!!!

It's recommended always to drive with your dipped headlights on in dull climates such as ours, regardless of the time of day - helps other cars & road users to see you as soon as possible. You should be thanking the sensible, considerate drivers, not cursing them :pac:

kfallon · 15-02-2016 12:16PM

Was a naughty boy and got Taco Chips on the way home from the pub on Saturday night. From about 7pm last night they have exacted a horrible revenge on me.....it's continued this morning

Just out of Trap 1, I am currently suffering from something they refer to in the medical business as 'Spiced Ring Syndrome'

Badly Drunk Boy · 15-02-2016 12:34PM

maudgonner wrote: »

It's recommended always to drive with your dipped headlights on in dull climates such as ours, regardless of the time of day - helps other cars & road users to see you as soon as possible. You should be thanking the sensible, considerate drivers, not cursing them :pac:

But I'm blindeded!!! And we're not exactly in Sweden or Iceland.

If people's headlight are dipped, would they be blinding me? (I've never dipped a light in me life, so I'm not sure.)

Timothy Bryce · 15-02-2016 12:44PM

Samsgirl wrote: »

People posting pics of their Valentine's haul on FB!! Same ones who also didnit at Christmas.

With the obligatory 'the boy done good' comments below

*shoots self in face*

KatW4 · 15-02-2016 12:58PM

I left my hair up after the musical last night and came in to work with it like that. One of my kids (I teach Senior Infants) said "Miss W. What happened to you?" and another one said "you look like Robbie from Lazytown". Thanks kids, feeling the love!!!

15-02-2016 01:09PM

Five penalty points!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll have to get a bike.

Graces7 · 15-02-2016 01:17PM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I never buy sandwiches from a shop, although nearly the only exception is the canteen in work where I can see them making it, and tell them exactly what I want, ie. the very basics. There was a recent close call where the girl making it put my roll down millimetres from TOMATO JUICES! She's normally good about that sort of thing but this time, I saw her slicing up a tomato for the previous customer but she didn't wipe afterwards. She didn't wipe!

THE (potential) HORROR!!!

(I have a craze for dealz roast chicken with stuffing sandwiches,,,, when I first saw they were only E1.49... now if I am in Killarney that is my treat. WISH I had one now

Rubberlegs · 15-02-2016 01:42PM

Medusa22.....Noooooo:(

When I was out the other evening I got chili flatbread for my starter, I love it. Whatever way a bit of chili hit the back of my throat, I thought I was going to die. In the desperation of not wanting to make a show, struggling not to cough a lung up with eyes streaming , I grabbed and necked the nearest drink. This happened to be my glass of wine, and it went straight to my head:(

Savage Tyrant · 15-02-2016 01:45PM

Facebook posts that start with "That moment when..." annoy me way more than they should.

eisenberg1 · 15-02-2016 02:38PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Facebook posts that start with "That moment when..." annoy me way more than they should.

"And you will never imagine what happened next". :rolleyes:

whiskeyman · 15-02-2016 02:59PM

I always thought I was 'with it' in terms of music and all my mates and work colleagues would always ask me for music recommendations...

But now there lots of acts on recently announced festival line ups that I've never heard of!

15-02-2016 03:15PM

TA'd that that damn Labrinth song makes me cry. Ffs like I'm hardly what you'd call an emotional mess. Except when I hear that song.

I shall accept hugs and head rubs.

Graces7 · 15-02-2016 03:18PM

COLD Please warm up weather!

Shannon757 · 15-02-2016 03:19PM

Deleted User wrote: »

TA'd that that damn Labrinth song makes me cry. Ffs like I'm hardly what you'd call an emotional mess. Except when I hear that song.

I shall accept hugs and head rubs.

I'm jealous of the rain.

15-02-2016 03:20PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

I'm jealous of the rain.

That falls upon your skin.

Shannon757 · 15-02-2016 03:22PM

Deleted User wrote: »

That falls upon your skin.

It's closer than my hands have been

15-02-2016 03:24PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

It's closer than my hands have been

I'm jealous of the rain.

Shannon757 · 15-02-2016 03:25PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm jealous of the rain.

*sob*

eisenberg1 · 15-02-2016 03:28PM

I can't stand the rain

15-02-2016 03:35PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

*sob*

Sad now

Graces7 · 15-02-2016 03:46PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I can't stand the rain

Is it raining there?

Menas · 15-02-2016 03:47PM

Graces7 wrote: »

Is it raining there?

I think they were singing in the rain. Figuratively speaking.

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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