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Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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  • #4532
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    everlast75 wrote: »
    My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
    I think it sounds awful.
    Even w**k is slightly better.
    Surely there are better words can describe it all?

    Is it because the word actually sounds like the action?

    fapfapfapfapfap...fap.fapfapfapfapfapfapfap....fapfap....fffffffaaaaaaap.fapfap....fapfap.....FAP!!!

    :p


  • #4533
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Is it because the word actually sounds like the action?

    fapfapfapfapfap...fap.fapfapfapfapfapfapfap....fapfap....fffffffaaaaaaap.fapfap....fapfap.....FAP!!!

    :p

    I imagine so. But why then is a wa@k so called ?


  • #4534
    This Fat Girl Runs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,776 ✭✭✭This Fat Girl Runs


    It annoys me when I start to walk around a car that's pulled out of a driveway or side lane only to have it drive away so I'm left walking around a big empty space. :P


  • #4535
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I imagine so. But why then is a wa@k so called ?

    Why is it called.....

    A hand shandy
    Flicking one off the wrist
    Throttling your lodger
    Roughing up the suspect
    Choking the chicken
    Bashing the bishop
    A one arm drum improvisation
    Spanking the monkey
    etc etc

    tis just the way it is, don't question these things, just go with the flwo :D


  • #4536
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    everlast75 wrote: »
    My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
    I think it sounds awful.
    Even w**k is slightly better.
    Surely there are better words can describe it all?

    Me too. Especially when I say "I'm tired/bored/fed up" and the response is "go have a fap".

    Where did it even come from?! Ugh. Hate it.


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  • #4537
    armaghlad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    Can't stand men that wear those bobble beanie hats. They make you look like a dick. Especially at football training!


  • #4538
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    armaghlad wrote: »
    Can't stand men that wear those bobble beanie hats. They make you look like a dick. Especially at football training!

    Puts on my bobble hat beanie that I have with me today.....

    :D


  • #4539
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    Puts on my bobble hat beanie that I have with me today.....

    :D

    Such wankerism! :p


  • #4540
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,855 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    strelok wrote: »
    item sent to customs

    :/

    What was it, 'hard to get booze' or aerosols or batteries?

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #4541
    strelok
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭strelok


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    What was it, 'hard to get booze' or aerosols or batteries?

    it rhymes with smokayne


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  • #4542
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Such wankerism! :p

    You can ask me arse and call tomorrow :P


  • #4543
    grundie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭grundie


    The fact that although it is still rare, the number of employers requiring a completed LinkedIn profile to apply for a job is rising.


  • #4544
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    TA'd that me flute isn't 'sitting' properly in me jocks today, like it to hang down to the left usually but it just won't stay there and is going central and I'm not enjoying the friction with me undies when I walk around.....

    Worst. Thing. Ever. :mad:

    :P


  • #4545
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    kfallon wrote: »
    TA'd that me flute isn't 'sitting' properly in me jocks today, like it to hang down to the left usually but it just won't stay there and is going central and I'm not enjoying the friction with me undies when I walk around.....

    Worst. Thing. Ever. :mad:

    :P

    I think the phrase "too much information" was coined with you in mind :D


    Also, bit of duct tape will sort that right out for you :eek:


  • #4546
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    maudgonner wrote: »
    I think the phrase "too much information" was coined with you in mind :D


    Also, bit of duct tape will sort that right out for you :eek:

    I'm not putting duct tape round me left ankle just to keep it in place ffs ;)

    :pac:


  • #4547
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    kfallon wrote: »
    TA'd that me flute isn't 'sitting' properly in me jocks today, like it to hang down to the left usually but it just won't stay there and is going central and I'm not enjoying the friction with me undies when I walk around.....

    Worst. Thing. Ever. :mad:

    :P
    Does sir dress to the left or the right? :D


  • #4548
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Does sir dress to the left or the right? :D

    Always the left, I'm a citóg :P


  • #4549
    nicki11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭nicki11


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    Forgot that tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and this has upset my menu plan as I have shephards pie planned.

    I plan on eating tacos and pancakes today regardless :D, OH has manflu though so heading to the doc with him today :(


  • #4550
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Canvassers...fuck off


  • #4551
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    That first couple of mins when you're waiting for the car to heat up and your hands are frozen to the wheel...

    bbbrrrrrrr!!!


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  • #4552
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Sandwich toaster in the canteen/kitchen in work.

    I see you have just used it and have sat down to your sandwich.
    I see that you have not cleaned it.
    Can you see me cleaning it.
    Can you see me glaring into your black soul while I clean it.
    Can you see me cleaning it after using it whilst still glaring into soul with such hatred and distain.

    I imagine this is why most death metal songs are written.


  • #4553
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Canvassers...fuck off

    I am TA'ed that none of them have knocked on my door today.
    Have a cold and a grump and would have enjoyed explaining to whoever knocked from whatever party that I would not be voting for them....


  • #4554
    grundie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭grundie


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Canvassers...fuck off

    We have a sign up saying "No Election Canvassers". So far it has worked as we have seen canvassers pass us by when they notice it.


  • #4555
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Crushes :(


  • #4556
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Crushes :(

    You are never too old or loved up to have a crush. :(


  • #4557
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Menas wrote: »
    You are never too old or loved up to have a crush. :(

    I generally like it, but when I start being all shy and stuck for words and generally acting like an idiot then it starts to annoy me.


  • #4558
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I. Am. Bollixed. :(


  • #4559
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I've been going through a bit of a "meh" phase lately since I had so much work and college related stress, so my OH wasn't getting as much er...attention. Now she's away and I'm feckin hanging for it :(


  • #4560
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    grundie wrote: »
    We have a sign up saying "No Election Canvassers". So far it has worked as we have seen canvassers pass us by when they notice it.
    I have a selection of pigs heads on stakes festooned around the property with signs up saying...'Don't even think about it...you won't live to regret it' :pac::pac::pac:


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  • #4561
    scdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 643 ✭✭✭scdublin


    Being assigned work at this time of the day. I've already shut down mentally, don't do this me!


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